Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 are you planning on losing a bunch of weight when you get your strut back? I am interested in seeing what you look like as a skinny or semi-pudgy guy.I plan on working out like a madman, dieting properly and hopefully losing lots of lbs. It's kind of imperative to my recovery. The way they fixed my knee will last longer if it has less weight on it, obviously. I'll never be skinny. Hell, if I ever got to 250, I'd walk around naked for a week. Ok, not naked because I have a tiny penis, but shirtless. If I shave my back that is.. And my ass.Although, you being interested in seeing it is just gonna make me work that much harder. Weeeeeeeee. First things first. I have to take my first step in 8 weeks on Tuesday. I'm gonna be like a newborn, except for the hair. Again, same penis.Oh ShakSal. I got that book I linked. It looks good. Haven't gotten into it too much yet, but who knows, maybe I'll even develop some fighting skills. Nah, I'm a sissy. But it does have a cutting weight section, so if I ever do a weight bet, I'll have an advantage. Except for the two good knees to run on. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I'll never be skinny. Hell, if I ever got to 250, I'd walk around naked for a week. Ok, not naked because I have a tiny penis, but shirtless. If I shave my back that is.. And my ass.I will compromise and say you can stop at 230. final offer. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I will compromise and say you can stop at 230. final offer.Never happen. Unless I lose a limb or two, or get the HIV Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I plan on working out like a madman, dieting properly and hopefully losing lots of lbs. It's kind of imperative to my recovery. The way they fixed my knee will last longer if it has less weight on it, obviously. I'll never be skinny. Hell, if I ever got to 250, I'd walk around naked for a week. Ok, not naked because I have a tiny penis, but shirtless. If I shave my back that is.. And my ass.Although, you being interested in seeing it is just gonna make me work that much harder. Weeeeeeeee. First things first. I have to take my first step in 8 weeks on Tuesday. I'm gonna be like a newborn, except for the hair. Again, same penis.Oh ShakSal. I got that book I linked. It looks good. Haven't gotten into it too much yet, but who knows, maybe I'll even develop some fighting skills. Nah, I'm a sissy. But it does have a cutting weight section, so if I ever do a weight bet, I'll have an advantage. Except for the two good knees to run on.might I suggest that this time you slowly work your way into working out? I'm thinking that last time you kinda rushed into things and wanted to lose as much weight as you could as quickly as possible. sounds like you got burnt out on it and just decided it wasn't worth it. I think the thing that keeps me going the most now is just the sheer habit of it. I don't know what I'd do with my time in the mornings and afternoons if I wasn't working out. and I'm still confident that women WILL find me attractive eventually, maybe just a few more pounds. right around the corner. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I plan on working out like a madman, dieting properly and hopefully losing lots of lbs. It's kind of imperative to my recovery. The way they fixed my knee will last longer if it has less weight on it, obviously. I'll never be skinny. Hell, if I ever got to 250, I'd walk around naked for a week. Ok, not naked because I have a tiny penis, but shirtless. If I shave my back that is.. And my ass.Although, you being interested in seeing it is just gonna make me work that much harder. Weeeeeeeee. First things first. I have to take my first step in 8 weeks on Tuesday. I'm gonna be like a newborn, except for the hair. Again, same penis.Oh ShakSal. I got that book I linked. It looks good. Haven't gotten into it too much yet, but who knows, maybe I'll even develop some fighting skills. Nah, I'm a sissy. But it does have a cutting weight section, so if I ever do a weight bet, I'll have an advantage. Except for the two good knees to run on.I laughed. Out loud. The wife didn't think it was so funny, and thinks its a little weird that we talk about penis size in here. That said, she said "Can of tuna? Ha! Sardine tin, more like it!" which I thought was weird, because they're square-ish. You son of a bitch!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I didn't get burned out on working out. I love my working out. I don't kill myself in there. I mean, I do but I dont. My goal is for 4-5 days a week, not more than an hour and 15 minutes a day. I may extend that a bit because I'm hoping to step up my cardio from 30 minutes a day to 45 minutes a day, do my ab/core work then my body part. I won't be doing a ton of leg stuff because I won't be able to do squats, lunges, leg press or extentions at first.I'm going to go super slow at first. Bike work, ab work then some upper body stuff. I'll be very careful. It's all about cardio and diet with me, in regards to losing weight. I know what it takes for me to lose, but it's still hard. I don't make those grand statements anymore like "NO MORE CARBS, EVER" or "LIQUID DIET, TWO WEEKS" because they just arent long term solutions. Weight Watchers worked great for me before, but like anything, it has to be a lifetime decision. Can't do it for 5 months, lost 55lbs then start going to the sports bar on Sundays and killing the beer and wings. Moderation isn't my strong suit, with anything. I could never do what Jeff does, one or two beers a couple of nights a week. I'm a 20 beers in one night, then don't drink for 2 weeks kind of guy. It's also why I have 80 DVDs I dont watch, why I have 10 poker books that I've read. I'm an impulsive, binge guy. But yeah, baby steps, literally. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 might I suggest that this time you slowly work your way into working out? I'm thinking that last time you kinda rushed into things and wanted to lose as much weight as you could as quickly as possible. sounds like you got burnt out on it and just decided it wasn't worth it. I think the thing that keeps me going the most now is just the sheer habit of it. I don't know what I'd do with my time in the mornings and afternoons if I wasn't working out. sleep?and I'm still confident that women WILL find me attractive eventually, maybe just a few more pounds. right around the corner. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I laughed. Out loud. The wife didn't think it was so funny, and thinks its a little weird that we talk about penis size in here. That said, she said "Can of tuna? Ha! Sardine tin, more like it!" which I thought was weird, because they're square-ish. You son of a bitch!!Thanks.Doesn't she know that men and porn stars are penis size obsessed? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 his pecs could use some work Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 his pecs could use some worktraps too Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Back from being gone a week, is the ketchup any good? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Back from being gone a week, is the ketchup any good?it's no heinz, I'll tell ya that right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Well, I was looking for an old school bottle of generic ketchup, with the white label and KETCHUP in black bolded letters. Didn't find it, but I did find this. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I don't know if this is just because I'm in college, but I find a new pet peeve of mine is people who text way too much.One friend of mine is obsessed with it, almost no matter what we're doing he's always texting. I guess I just don't get why people text back and forth for 45 minutes rather than have a 3-minute phone call.At first I was going to say fuck you because I love texting but I get your point and I also hate it when people will text when a call is much more convenient. I go with a text first/phone call when necessary approach and it's working out pretty well for me.until brad starts up a fantasy porn league I'm not interested.I'm going to the beach in 2 weeks and it really couldn't get here soon enough. I haven't had a "real" vacation since I was a kid. like going to the beach for a whole week in a condo. haven't even had a full week off since april of 2006 and I stayed at home then. there's just gonna be so much beer drinking, jimmy buffett listening, food eating, laying on the beach sexiness, etc etc etc... its just gonna be hard to explain. its gonna be a real tough two weeks though, cause I'm still a ways away from my target weight so there won't be much food going on between now and then, but you gotta do what you gotta do. FLEX.I'm in.randy, randy, randy. this is the worst thing you have ever posted. egg, face, shame, etc.oh wow. man, thats pretty much the sickest burn in quite some time. quite some time indeed.there's a friday cheers in my town this afternoon and it will probably be the biggest one of the summer (for the uneducated, friday cheers is like a minifestival type thing where there's a band, beer, and a bunch of people just hanging around, sponsored by the town), and I think I probably won't go so I can work out and go to sleep. if I end up doing that, then BOY, that is some dedication. plus, I don't have anybody to go with because I don't have any friends and no girls would talk to me anyways. so I might as well run instead.I'm starting to think I may have slightly low self esteem. hmm. naaaaah.I see we're being pretty liberal with the definition of town these days Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Hello, I'm drunk. I started drinking early in the afternoon at my cousins wedding. I then went home and friends made me hit a beer bong. Then we went and played beer pong and I went 5-1. Pretty decent imo. I also just ordered enough breadsticks for about 8 people because I felt bad about ordering $5 worth of breadsticks. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I laughed. Out loud. The wife didn't think it was so funny, and thinks its a little weird that we talk about penis size in here. That said, she said "Can of tuna? Ha!Really that's the thing that put her over the edge? Talking about penis size? I would have guesses a few more recent things would have gotten her a little more.Ron, if you lose weight you penis will get bigger. As you get fatter, the fat in your pelvis region begins to swallow your cock like its a hot dog being dipped in batter.My wife is learning to cook, I think the apocalypse may be upon us. I don't mean to brag but I am an excellent cook, there are not very many restaurants (unless they have been 4 star) that I have eaten at in my life that I could not cook a meal as good as or better than, so for her to be impressing me with her cooking is quite amazing.Beans can you pass along that meatloaf recipe you've been raving about? Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Ron, if you lose weight you penis will get bigger. As you get fatter, the fat in your pelvis region begins to swallow your cock like its a hot dog being dipped in batter.Naked Cowboy is very skinny. I used to be... Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 morning.I know why the army thread is slow, but why is this one?Sal, your boy represented last night. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 FYI having sex with just me isn't so bad.Have you upped the ante to include things like making a sound or two during the act? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Sal, your boy represented last night.god damn right. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 This joint is jumpin'it's really jumpin' Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I just won the internetStrat's bro: u know what loosh says when i bitch about the structure in the wsop sngsGrinderMJ: idk!Strat's bro: 'stop being gay and get in the box'GrinderMJ: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIDGrinderMJ: OMGGrinderMJ: THA'TS WHAT SHE SAIDGrinderMJ: OMGGrinderMJ: OMGStrat's bro: LOLGrinderMJ: VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I just won the internetStrat's bro: u know what loosh says when i bitch about the structure in the wsop sngsGrinderMJ: idk!Strat's bro: 'stop being gay and get in the box'GrinderMJ: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIDGrinderMJ: OMGGrinderMJ: THA'TS WHAT SHE SAIDGrinderMJ: OMGGrinderMJ: OMGStrat's bro: LOLGrinderMJ: VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPeople of the internet, we have a matchup of the ages. In one corner, beans and his amazing cartoons. In the opposite corner, grinder3tickets and his flawless use of the "that's what she said". I ask you, the voters, WHO WINS THE INTERNET? Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 The voice of reason. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 People of the internet, we have a matchup of the ages. In one corner, beans and his amazing cartoons. In the opposite corner, grinder3tickets and his flawless use of the "that's what she said". I ask you, the voters, WHO WINS THE INTERNET?1 "OMG" too many for Grinder, I gotta give it to Beansy Link to post Share on other sites
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