Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 my brother will call a ham sandwich a "hammich." is this a good substitution or no.no.ham sandyham sammyham samichdid you know that ham is yet another euphimism for vagina? It's true. Many a times I've heard my buddy, among others yell out at a best body contest (a long time ago) "SHOW ME THE HAM"The more you know. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Is this really what the real world's like?Yes, if...orNo, but...(take your pick)my brother will call a ham sandwich a "hammich." is this a good substitution or no.That is acceptable.ham sandyham sammyham samichIf you were trying to come up with anything other than the three gayest names for a ham sandwich...nope. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 If you were trying to come up with anything other than the three gayest names for a ham sandwich...nope.Yeah, Hammich stinks of manliness. You know what I call it? A ham sandwich. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 What a terrible day....(At this point you can scroll down as fast as you can... I just need to rant and Shane is too intoxicated to answer his phone)Day started off with a normal pre-flight and run up for a short hop to Stratville. Port engine was running a little hot on the TIT (turbine inlet temp for dirty minds like mine) so I juggled with the mixture most of the way. Icing was a threat, so a quick cycle of the boots rid the leading edge of danger while I constantly changed altitude to stay clear of the stuff. Sent in a PIREP (weather report to center control) a few times and struck up a cute conversation with a lady captain flying an MD-80. I was too busy flying to fend off her comments about my accent, so I told her it was far too difficult to pilot bare footed playing a fiddle and ignored the laughter from every radio tuned to Kansas City Center. In short, it was a stressful flight.So when I returned home this afternoon, I ran a few errands before getting completely soused on margaritas. This lasted until about two hours ago when Zach made the discovery that the dryer wasnt working properly. Upon further investigation, I guess the last time the lint trap was clean was the day it was installed.... three years ago. The buildup was so dense that it had forced its way thru the light duty screen and plugged up the entire vent pipe. All twenty three feet of it.Thankfully, I had just washed every pair of jeans I own, so the cleaning operation was done outside in thirty degree temperature while wearing a pair of shorts. For those of you fortunate enough to never had the pleasure of doing such a task, heres a quick tutorial of the method....First, you run a long cable down the vent from the outside until it appears behind the dryer. Then, a towel is tied to the cable and pulled thru the vent, bringing out the lint out with it....Simple, right?Nope. There was so much lint in the thing that the towel binded up about halfway thru and wouldnt budge another inch. Did I mention that the outlet is between the first and second floor, almost ten feet in the air? Yep, it is.So here I am, all the way at the top of a ladder, cussing like a sailor, wearing shorts in freezing weather, while drunk and gaining attention from every neighbor and passing car. Im still not sure if Zack was wearing the ski mask for weather or identity protection. I suppose it was a little of both.The last few minutes of the incident is somewhat of a blur, but I know it involved tying the cable to the back of the truck and floor boarding it across the front lawn. I have not inspected the damage yet because I came straight out here to the shop to reflect on the evening with several Nevadas followed by Crown chasers. I may post pics later tomorrow unless the evidence could negatively reflect on any possible insurance settlement. It may be a total loss in the laundry room for all I know.And I still havent finished the mantle project.So in short long, its been a pretty bad day week considering that its my birthday....goddamnit Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 oh, cheers, dammit! Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I sometimes wonder who beans goes to when he's got a technical dilemma like the ones we hit him with on a daily basis. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 happy birthday, beans Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 happy birthday, beansHeh..Happy Bday! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I sometimes wonder who beans goes to when he's got a technical dilemma like the ones we hit him with on a daily basis.He gets drunk enough to think he's talking to god. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I rearranged my room for the 900th time tonight. I like variety, what can I say. The new setup is so ballin.I had used the 22"er as my TV previously. Whenever I generated even a slight amount of static electricity by walking around or what have you, it would immediately transfer to and kill my laptop if I touched it. God forbid I use a blanket whilst computing. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I rearranged my room for the 900th time tonight. I like variety, what can I say. The new setup is so ballin.Fag.Texts from the same psycho girl as last time (I know I'm Dawson)Psycho: I don't want u 2 be mad. Just don't kno what u want from me. Other then head.Me: CookiesPsycho: thats not what u were suppose 2 sayMe: ???Psycho: 2 late nowI showed these to my 6 roommates obviously...a couple hours later one of them posts on my facebook wall "I just thought about those texts from this morning and laughed out loud in my class...thanks" and changed his status to "COOKIES!!" (for those of you non facebook users this will probably not make much sense to you)Like an hour later..Psycho: glad you and (roommate) got a good laughMe: You know I show my roommates my textsPsycho: Just stay away from me. I never did anything 2 either of uMe: OK, but all I did was show my roommates your texts, what's the big dealPsycho: this is what I want. Just leave me alone, I never did anything 2 u guys...Me. K whatevergirls = crazy Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 girls = crazyI've got $20 on her sending you the booty text tonight or tomorrow night, with an extra $20 on you having to Febreeze your matress again on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Psycho: I don't want u 2 be mad. Just don't kno what u want from me. Other then head.Me: CookiesPsycho: thats not what u were suppose 2 sayHaha, that's such a girl thing to do. See, when we ask you questions, we have already decided what we want you to say in our mind, and if you deviate from our ideal, imagined answer then we will be mad at you. It doesn't concern us that you probably don't know what we want to hear, and we don't care whether or not you mean it when you do say the right thing. We just want to hear our specific desired answer.Anyway, in this case I am guessing she wanted you to say something about how you really like her and want more than just sex, and I am guessing you had an inkling but don't feel that way and decided to crack a joke instead. 'Cookies' made me laugh anyway.Personally I would avoid dating someone who says 'u' for 'you', '2' for 'to', 'kno' for 'know' etc. It's pretty unreasonable of you to expect much sense from this chick considering how obvious it is that she is a moron. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 can you make out again so I can watch? I feel a bit left outwell you will be able to very soon when I have my brand new HP laptop with integrated webcam!Is this really what the real world's like?yeah if you're a pussy. I'm a pussy.girls = crazythat is all perfectly rational on her part. WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO MARRY HER ALREADY JBRADBURN? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JBRADBURN? Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 it's over, you're too late, shake and I made up out via PM. or was that all just a marvelous daydream?I'm a believer-Davy JonesIndeed. I'm sure some vegetarian meals can be quite tasty.Speaking of veggies, did we get a trip report on that Indian rest in Vancouver Ouch?my brother will call a ham sandwich a "hammich." is this a good substitution or no.What kind on mayo does he use? I actually prefer mustardAnd please don't tell me he puts butter on his bread first.happy birthday, beansHave a drin...God forbid I use a blanket whilst computing.Most guys just put on more clothes Link to post Share on other sites
mln_falcon 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I'm 4 pages behind, but I don't care. For the first time in my life I am shit faced (Note the hopefully lack of spelling mistakes (minus Australian variations)). I've never really drunk, but I have had a really awkward and confusing week. The girl that I had in my bed that other time was in my bed again and a most awkward situation as occurred because of it. I have wanted to ask you advice about it but have not known how to phrase it. I have instead gotten shitfaced and poured out my soul. I hope it works. by the way getting drunk is fun.I feel sick.I now understand why beans has so many spaces in his post's. (look punctuation.!) Goodnight from Australia. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I'm 4 pages behind, but I don't care. For the first time in my life I am shit faced (Note the hopefully lack of spelling mistakes (minus Australian variations)). I've never really drunk, but I have had a really awkward and confusing week. The girl that I had in my bed that other time was in my bed again and a most awkward situation as occurred because of it. I have wanted to ask you advice about it but have not known how to phrase it. I have instead gotten shitfaced and poured out my soul. I hope it works. by the way getting drunk is fun.I feel sick.I now understand why beans has so many spaces in his post's. (look punctuation.!) Goodnight from Australia.It's okay falcon, it's not weird that you want her to shove a bottle of shampoo up your pooper. Just make sure that it is empty, why waste all that good shampoo. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Haha, that's such a girl thing to do. See, when we ask you questions, we have already decided what we want you to say in our mind, and if you deviate from our ideal, imagined answer then we will be mad at you. It doesn't concern us that you probably don't know what we want to hear, and we don't care whether or not you mean it when you do say the right thing. We just want to hear our specific desired answer.You are very wise. You should have a "Dear LadyGhey (LadyGrey?): Like all the other Dear so-and-so threads but for women only - come in and see how irrational the rest of you really are" thread. I'd lurk, anonymously of course.Speaking of veggies, did we get a trip report on that Indian rest in Vancouver Ouch?Heh, I was crushing the table so it was too late when I left the casino but I drove past it - looks nice, even with all the chairs up on the tables. I'll actually eat there sometime soon; it's right on my way to/from the cardroom.I'm 4 pages behind, but I don't care. For the first time in my life I am shit faced (Note the hopefully lack of spelling mistakes (minus Australian variations)). I've never really drunk, but I have had a really awkward and confusing week. The girl that I had in my bed that other time was in my bed again and a most awkward situation as occurred because of it. I have wanted to ask you advice about it but have not known how to phrase it. I have instead gotten shitfaced and poured out my soul. I hope it works. by the way getting drunk is fun.I feel sick.I now understand why beans has so many spaces in his post's. (look punctuation.!) Goodnight from Australia.damn drunkards who think they've poured out their souls when all they've really done pique our curiousity. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 You are very wise. You should have a "Dear LadyGhey (LadyGrey?): Like all the other Dear so-and-so threads but for women only - come in and see how irrational the rest of you really are" thread. I'd lurk, anonymously of course.Heh, I was crushing the table so it was too late when I left the casino but I drove past it - looks nice, even with all the chairs up on the tables. I'll actually eat there sometime soon; it's right on my way to/from the cardroom.damn drunkards who think they've poured out their souls when all they've really done pique our curiousity.Wang would be proud, sir.....the missing 'is' before 'pique' notwithstanding Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Wang would be proud, sir.....the missing 'gone' before 'pique' notwithstandingfuck. FYP? goddamn copy editors and their eagle eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 What a terrible day....A textbook example of a drunken post...The laundry room somehow escaped major damage, but a few shrubs in the lawn didnt pull thru. oh, cheers, dammit!Ill be toasting with water for the rest of the day I was so dehydrated this morning the water fountain in the shop ran out of cold waterI sometimes wonder who beans goes to when he's got a technical dilemma like the ones we hit him with on a daily basis.I usually just tear it apart and wing it...True story... I have a car with a radio thats impossible to find. The bastard quit working a few years ago with no parts available to repair it, so I bought a new Pioneer and modified the old faceplate to work the new head unit. It worked so well that a bastard took my idea and turned it into a successful business... Story of my life happy birthday, beansThank you, sir...Caught a few minutes of your broadcast yesterdayYou have a couple of fine kids with impressive mannersGood jobHeh..Happy Bday!Thank you, sir...I expect that youve been working on a better fire show for my next viewing of your programBut whatever you all have planned for the episode on 2-22-08, be sure and drape plastic over the camera lensHe gets drunk enough to think he's talking to god.He has a southern accent...He also wears a red suit Who knew?Have a drin...I was playing that song last night.......on tequila, white lightninoh, my glass is gettin shorter......on whiskey and the waterHAVE A DRINK ON ME!Yeah, AC/DC shows just how old I am rules... I now understand why beans has so many spaces in his post's. (look punctuation.!) Goodnight from Australia.Its actually a habit formed years ago that I cant break...Plus I like the fact that it may cost the info guys more in bandwidth feesHave a vegimite sammich Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 True story... I have a car with a radio thats impossible to find.you mean it's not just right there in the dash?anyone else noticing that FCP seems to have added some anti-Beans <CR> removing script to all replies? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Caught a few minutes of your broadcast yesterdayYou have a couple of fine kids with impressive mannersGood jobThanks beans...nice to see it's appreciated. it's the one thing their mother has always harped on. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 ooh! Happy Bday beans! Link to post Share on other sites
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