I Called In Sick Today

[ShakeZuma 585]

I second this, it sounds pretty weird. My favourite sandwich is a cheese burger with onions.

sauted or raw? there is only one correct answer.one of my favorite sandwiches when I was younger was a peanut butter and iceberg lettuce sandwich. now that was good stuff.also bacon and barbecue sauce. I still eat those occasionally.it should also be mentioned that I feel surprisingly good and am in surprisingly high spirits for being quite hungover and running on about 4 hours of sleep.

[SBriand 4]

My mom made me a mayo and PB sandwich once when I was a kid and I didn't want to eat it because it sounded disgusting. It was actually pretty good.

[leftygolfer 7]

thats the worst thing I've ever heard

I second this, it sounds pretty weird. My favourite sandwich is a cheese burger with onions.

Don't knock it/try it

What about little cucumber sandwich triangles?/British stereotypeEdit: Have you compared a burger in the UK to a burger in the US? I had a burger while I was in England and it wasn't the same....I would even call it bad.

We eat more grain fed beef, UK has more grass fed beef.

sauted or raw? there is only one correct answer.one of my favorite sandwiches when I was younger was a peanut butter and iceberg lettuce sandwich. now that was good stuff.also bacon and barbecue sauce. I still eat those occasionally.it should also be mentioned that I feel surprisingly good and am in surprisingly high spirits for being quite hungover and running on about 4 hours of sleep.

Sauteed in duck fat?PB and lettuce? COME ON!

[leftygolfer 7]

My mom made me a mayo and PB sandwich once when I was a kid and I didn't want to eat it because it sounded disgusting. It was actually pretty good.

Seeeeeeeeeeeee.?Gotta use Miracle Whip, not Hellmans mayo.Drink with a Reisling and it's heaven.

[jeff_536 3]

Seeeeeeeeeeeee.?Gotta use Miracle Whip, not Hellmans mayo.Drink with a Reisling and it's heaven.

this post might kill keith.

[ShakeZuma 585]

Gotta use Miracle Whip, not Hellmans mayo.

and now you have officially gone over the edge.you know what I need to do one day? get a blowjob at work. that would be cool.

[SBriand 4]

and now you have officially gone over the edge.you know what I need to do one day? get a blowjob at work. that would be cool.

I bet if you tried it you would like it.obv true for both statements...obv

[LadyGhey 0]

sauted or raw? there is only one correct answer.

Fried onions on a hot dog, raw in the burger/sandwich. Also in the burger raw red onions are amazing. Your breath is delicious for hours after too.

[leftygolfer 7]

and now you have officially gone over the edge.you know what I need to do one day? get a blowjob at work. that would be cool.

[SBriand 4]

Cucumber sandwiches are ok, I only really want them if I am having a proper cream tea (finger sandwiches, scones with jam and clotted cream, and lots of tea).

I have to say that the best part of QE2 ride from NYC to Southhampton was 4pm tea on the ship. If you are not familiar with the QE2 it is not a big party ship, it was actually full of old British people (which made it great to be quite honest) and it was fun having tea with them and the scones were AMAZING!I swear to god that when Liz finishes her novel and screenplay and sells them for big money and lands offers to do more we are so moving to the UK.

[Lolli 0]

I don't really know why I quoted this, but it certainly wasn't to say "hi"

I really wish I had a dick so i could tell you to suck it!

[JoeyJoJo 18]

I meant to make this point in the porn thread, but it kind of is a buzzkill when you go in there and pick apart the kills. Don't get me wrong, I'm not in there getting my rocks off or anything, but it just seems odd. It's not really meant to be analytical. It's clear that that girl has big nostrils, but she has other things that make up for it. BTW, those boobs of hers are real. I had more of a point to make, but once again, I don't really care enough to debate. Then again, you're smart enough to know that what you do in there is probably annoying and not the point of the thread, so...carry on my wayward son daughter

I agree, that girl is average in the face in most pics, odd in some, cute in others, but I like her body type. I know you dont. But that isn't the point, entering the porn thread to nitpick the looks of the stars of the thread is just silly and petty.

Concur.

This is a level, right?

[ShakeZuma 585]

Fried onions on a hot dog, raw in the burger/sandwich. Also in the burger raw red onions are amazing. Your breath is delicious for hours after too.

and this was the incorrect answer. raw onions are creations of the devil. I actually like onions; I use them a lot in cooking, but I just can't stand them raw. too pungent for me I suppose.

I really wish I had a dick so i could tell you to suck it!

so do I lori, so do I

[SBriand 4]

and this was the incorrect answer. raw onions are creations of the devil. I actually like onions; I use them a lot in cooking, but I just can't stand them raw. too pungent for me I suppose.so do I lori, so do I

Caramelized Onion Mashed Potatoes. Best thing I have ever cooked. When I was a chef people begged for my potatoes when ordering from the catering section of the business. The head chef hated that. I loved it.

[LadyGhey 0]

and this was the incorrect answer. raw onions are creations of the devil. I actually like onions; I use them a lot in cooking, but I just can't stand them raw. too pungent for me I suppose.

In my opinion it was the correct answer. I love onions, raw and cooked. I love vegetables in general really, except carrots and a few others. Vegetables > fruits for sure.

[speedz99 145]

Prince?

Hmm. Yeah, I guess I have to take that one back.

That Pathfinder should do really well in the snow...I have a truck just like it (only its a five speed) that I bought just for bad weather. In fact, I dont think its ever been outta four high in over two yearsNo real point to the above except to point out that you have an automatic

It's an Xterra, and I'M OK WITH IT BEING AN AUTOMATIC!Sigh, no I'm not.

I second this, it sounds pretty weird. My favourite sandwich is a cheese burger with onions.

That's not a sandwich, it's a burger.

I'm vegetarian so we have our own type of burgers. They tend to be similar in the US (Boca burgers in the US vs Quorn burgers in the UK) and very delicious.

I take it back...it's not a burger either. It's a bread-covered lump of shit topped with cheese and veggies.

Gotta use Miracle Whip, not Hellmans mayo.

Get. Out.

[LadyGhey 0]

That's not a sandwich, it's a burger.I take it back...it's not a burger either. It's a bread-covered lump of shit topped with cheese and veggies.

If you have 2 pieces of bread, put other edible items in between them and eat it, that is a sandwich right? Right.The second sentence isn't clever, original or funny so I'm not even slightly bothered by it. Meat-eaters joking about how terrible vegetarian food tastes is just lame, especially because most of them haven't tried it.

[ShakeZuma 585]

If you have 2 pieces of bread, put other edible items in between them and eat it, that is a sandwich right? Right.The second sentence isn't clever, original or funny so I'm not even slightly bothered by it. Meat-eaters joking about how terrible vegetarian food tastes is just lame, especially because most of them haven't tried it.

ladygrey is offended by speedz, ouch is mad at shake. what is going on here!

[JoeyJoJo 18]

ladygrey is offended by speedz, ouch is mad at shake. what is going on here!

And I'm pissed at RhinestoneCowboy!

[speedz99 145]

If you have 2 pieces of bread, put other edible items in between them and eat it, that is a sandwich right? Right.

Wrong.

The second sentence isn't clever, original or funny so I'm not even slightly bothered by it. Meat-eaters joking about how terrible vegetarian food tastes is just lame, especially because most of them haven't tried it.

You were bothered enough by it to not only mention how worthless it was, but to go as far as to give an explanation for why meat-eaters make fun of vegetarian food.I don't care that you don't eat meat. But let's not pretend that you aren't missing out on 95% of the best tasting dishes in the world.

[Painter567 0]

If you have 2 pieces of bread, put other edible items in between them and eat it, that is a sandwich right? Right.The second sentence isn't clever, original or funny so I'm not even slightly bothered by it. Meat-eaters joking about how terrible vegetarian food tastes is just lame, especially because most of them haven't tried it.

Kinda like the girls in my porn thread?

[LadyGhey 0]

Wrong.You were bothered enough by it to not only mention how worthless it was, but to go as far as to give an explanation for why meat-eaters make fun of vegetarian food.I don't care that you don't eat meat. But let's not pretend that you aren't missing out on 95% of the best tasting dishes in the world.

You care that I don't eat meat enough to try to insult me about it. I am not trying to get you to give up meat so stop criticising my lifestyle please. It's not like I even chose to be vegetarian, it's just how I was raised.EDIT: Just to clarify, I'm not angry at you or anything. It's just that my whole life I constantly get mocked for being vegetarian, and you can only have a sense of humour about it for so long.

[Ouch-8s 4]

If you have 2 pieces of bread, put other edible items in between them and eat it, that is a sandwich right? Right.

Wrong. If i put my cock in a bun, it's not a sandwich, it's a hot dog.Damn, now i want to take you to a baseball game.

[LadyGhey 0]

Wrong. If i put my cock in a bun, it's not a sandwich, it's a hot dog.Damn, now i want to take you to a baseball game.

Well that is an hot dog bun. I am talking about 2 pieces of bread, SEE?I have been to a baseball game, I had nachos.

[speedz99 145]

You care that I don't eat meat enough to try to insult me about it. I am not trying to get you to give up meat so stop criticising my lifestyle please. It's not like I even chose to be vegetarian, it's just how I was raised.

I guess I just can't understand how you feel. I mean, it's not like I was born into a certain life that I get mocked for constantly around here. If that was the case I suppose I would be really sensitive about it as well, as opposed to just rolling with the punches and having fun with it because I understand that nobody is trying to be malicious about it. Is there a sarcasm-o-meter joke account? I'm pretty sure you couldn't have set me up any better for that if you'd tried.

EDIT: Just to clarify, I'm not angry at you or anything. It's just that my whole life I constantly get mocked for being vegetarian, and you can only have a sense of humour about it for so long.

Fair enough.