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haha, I play the dead team this week. Your lead won't last long.Does anyone here have sick knowledge of vodka? Would leaving it in 100+ degree temps as well as below freezing temps over the course of the year do anything especially bad to the alcohol content? I have a half-full bottle of smirnoff that I'm considering throwing out.
Below freezing wouldn't do anything to it, maybe the 100+ degree temps but you're a pussy if you don't even try it
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Does anyone here have sick knowledge of vodka? Would leaving it in 100+ degree temps as well as below freezing temps over the course of the year do anything especially bad to the alcohol content? I have a half-full bottle of smirnoff that I'm considering throwing out.
I really dont see how it could ruin like a high sugar content booze like brandy...But I would be inclined to pitch it, myself
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Below freezing wouldn't do anything to it, maybe the 100+ degree temps but you're a pussy if you don't even try it
I have tried it, but it tastes the same as any other kind of vodka to me... shitty.
Strat, tell me if you notice a different "vibe" in the air on Thursday...Ill be gracing your fair city for the dayI really dont see how it could ruin like a high sugar content booze like brandy...But I would be inclined to pitch it, myself
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*****That's 5 stars, my new way of rating posts I like (on a * to ***** scale).
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Your post was shit.EDIT: Shit is not censored.2nd EDIT: This was going to be one of those posts that was funny only to me. "Was" probably isn't the right word.3rd EDIT: I didn't actually edit any of this after posting. It was all done pre-production.
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Does anyone here have sick knowledge of vodka? Would leaving it in 100+ degree temps as well as below freezing temps over the course of the year do anything especially bad to the alcohol content? I have a half-full bottle of smirnoff that I'm considering throwing out.
as long as it's fresh out the freezer when you drink it it should taste fine.
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If only I could figure out how to do half-stars
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