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He's not dead. It's a publicity stunt for Batman."Batman: This movie is so fucking good it'll bring back the dead!"
I said this yesterday as well.
Sharapova already in the finals at the Australian Open, Anna Ivanovic in the upcoming semifinal.Potential for hottest Women's Grand Slam Final ever?Ivanovic for those that don't know her.ana-ivanovic11.jpg
She is quite the sexy.
Girl: My friends thought that the story about me hitting myself in the face with that pool cue was hilarious.Me: Nice. I thought you handled it pretty well.Girl: I was embarrassed for a second, but then I thought about it...Me: And realized that I embarrass myself so badly so often that you have nothing to worry about?Girl: (gives me a hug)I think I've finally found my best attribute when it comes to women. If Wang was here he'd understand. I miss that guy.
This was really good. Also where is Wang?
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Homeward Bound is on. Ninety minutes and counting until I'm crying like a baby.
not that I'd ever open this thread, but if I did and read these posts, I'd say "Thats completely natural, HB has been known to make the hardest of criminals shed a tear."
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not that I'd ever open this thread, but if I did and read these posts, I'd say "Thats completely natural, HB has been known to make the hardest of criminals shed a tear."
I wish I was hardened enough to only shed a tear.
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I really want you to become a regular poster in here, but to continue the whole schpiel of "not that I'd ever open this thread." like 2000 posts in, you're still saying you'd never open this thread. that would be neat.
Concur.
It's too bad I'd never open this thread or else these might make me tear up a bitI'd also probably remark that if Wang is not here, he should be watching the WireAnd, I might ask if a certain r-cowboy still plays a certain game? If he does he should set one up and I'd join it.one day I'll get the courage.
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In other news, I learnt how to play "Who's Sorry Now" by Connie Francis today. If that doesn't scare off the men, nothing will.
Wow, could it be that we're really long lost sisters afterall? And is it any surprise that the only reason I know this song is because I remember my mom singing it..daily?
I can't really sing along with it at the moment, so that hasn't happened yet. Yet.
God dammit.In other news.. I went out for a girls night out with some friends.Im unsure whether its a good sign I came home at all or didnt get any alluring invites to go elsewehere.This is not to say I didnt get any invites.. just that they werent very alluring. Sigh.
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Had an interesting game of flip cup today after my soccer game. First we played about 5 rounds of the standard game then decided to throw in whiskey shots along with the beer at which point the whiskey was sliding back ratlher nice, played 4 rounds of that then played HU flip cup with 4 beers at which point I was thouroughly enjoying myself, I wanted to keep drinking but I have to wake up early and play in a tourney at the casino tommorrow so I had to back out like a vagina although my ride was leaving and if he was'nt I was pretty much in for the long haul.Really been on a nice downswing the last month for example yesterday I lost about 2k when I was up about 2.5k in equity and Its motivating me to get a fucking job.

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I just watched Transformers for the first time. Enjoyed it a lot.Going to my soccer game now. The dome I play at has decided to add more coed teams, meaning that not only do we have the usual slate of 9 and 10:15 games, they've added games that start at 11! You know, since no one works on Fridays in an adult coed soccer league, and surely no one will mind if the games don't end 'til midnight. And that's not counting the ride home or the shower or the time to unwind. Pretty fucking psyched that I got three 11 pm games (out of seven possible).Pretty fucking psyched.
This lack of commitment is not what wins state grocery bagging titles.And what kind of fag plays coed indoor soccer on thursday nights?
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If you have the Soap channel (262 on directv) then you can catch up. I like the show for the hot p, some of the music and the cheesy story lines. I'm a sucker for that kind of stuff, and for a guy that has a Dawson's Creek alter ego, I'm guessing that it's right up your gay alley. No offense
Yeah, I just don't know if I can make that kind of a commitment right now. I hate missing episodes, and I don't think I have the time to watch it every day. Maybe I'll try to catch up online.
Mario Kart Drinking game is awesome. That is all.
God I love that game. We day drank all last Friday playing mario kart...definitely a highlight. Then we tried to play it Sunday morning and I puked...we'll call that a lowlight.
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My house mates are awesome. We're looking for a new house. While we were in Kinkos photocopying applications, IDs, bank statements, etc., I went and got one of my house mate's car. While I was gone they got the whole bundle of stuff that we just photocopied, collated and put it in alphabetical order of each applicant, and got it ring bound. It was so spectacularly nerdy.

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growapairox5.png"Come on, grow a pair."
I love that runthemover isn't even a regular poster here (yet) and he already has a mock account. speedz? I'm assuming its speedz. although, considering how sly the original runthemover is, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility that it is in fact runthemover himself! my goodness, another enigma!
Wow, could it be that we're really long lost sisters afterall? And is it any surprise that the only reason I know this song is because I remember my mom singing it..daily?God dammit.In other news.. I went out for a girls night out with some friends.Im unsure whether its a good sign I came home at all or didnt get any alluring invites to go elsewehere.This is not to say I didnt get any invites.. just that they werent very alluring. Sigh.
welcome to every single one of my weekends. too bad girls in real life don't know how cool I am on the internet.
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I can't really sing along with it at the moment, so that hasn't happened yet. Yet.
I only play really easy songs, so singing along isn't too tough. My favourites to play:Circle of Life from Lion KingEdelweiss (traditional German)I Can See Clearly Now by Johnny NashFlightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron & WineWill You Still Love me Tomorrow by The ShirellesEasy love songs for if you like to make a girl feel uncomfortable on a date:Unchained MelodyCan't Help Falling in LoveOnly YouJust felt like sharing/procrastinating.
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I am so excited. I see that my new Crash, Spash, and Ride cymbals are on the brown truck and to be delivered today. Weeee.It's 8 degrees out right now.It's cold.Time to go watch some Dex.

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I am so excited. I see that my new Crash, Spash, and Ride cymbals are on the brown truck and to be delivered today. Weeee.It's 8 degrees out right now.It's cold.Time to go watch some Dex.
zildjian or sabian? it better be one or the other
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