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No offense, but Steve just won $20,000 in a freeroll blackjack tournament. Weeeeeeee!!!!!!
I'm not seeing where this is offensive, but, I do see it as cool. does your friend want to stake me?
I really don't like Chrozzo
I'm with you on this one
I can see how you guys don't like him, but its not like he is offensive and berrating people or anything like that. I think he starts too many new threads, but whatever, you don't have to open his "Hi" and "Weee" threads if you don't want to. He seems like a nice Kid ( I only say kid because he looks and acts like one even though he is in his mid 20's)
he's more very annoying. I can easily avoid the threads he starts, but it's really annoying when he drops in on random threads making posts that have nothing to do with the threads and is just utter nonsense.
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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I've decided that I will no longer be involved in rows, fights, quarrels, arguments or conflicts. Instead, any unpleasant business shall be taken care of by engaging in Passive-Aggressive Poetry Competitions, Limerick Duels, Inflammatory Haiku Throw-downs, and, for those ethnically inclined, Rap Battles.p.s. no grousing about my comma usage WangyJoJo, or I'll thrash you, with my hands tied behind my back, in iambic pentameter.
This could parlay into a sickie field trip to the Gen Pop easily.
I dont follow sports at all... I used to watch baseball somewhat until the nonsense of it all surfaced. Pretty soon itll be be cheaper to design and build robots to playyeah, then we can whine about how they are using micro-combinant DNA in designing better athletes. It's a shame they can't make a smarter clone of Barry Bonds.I also despise NASCAR because they insist upon limiting the horsepower and aerodynamics of the so-called "stock cars"They either need to run fully stock cars (rip out interior for fire reasons and add roll bars) or let them build the highest horsepower beasts that they can. So what if someone gets killed once in a while? Its the risk you take and nobody is forcing them to participate. I want to puke every time I see one of those 3 stickers in the back window of a 1981 Chevy pickup. Its not like he died doing critical medical research or something. ..and yes I saw one of them fifteen minutes agoI always wondered this and was glad you said it./sports rantTry the Bank of Osamas MasterCave......and they dont take AmericansAlive
But the rake is a beotch!
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What are they like 5?
Have you guys seen this? Pretty funny.
Nice.
fuck everybody I hate you all I want bad things to happen to you
no offense, but I think we all love you.
I'm not seeing where this is offensive, but, I do see it as cool. does your friend want to stake me?
No offense, ketchup better.
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What are they like 5?Nice.no offense, but I think we all love you. No offense, ketchup better.It's one or three Oi's, never 2.
Hey, I'm thinking of studying abroad in Australia either this next semester or next year...which would you recommend?
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Woman Woe man Whoa man She was a thiefYou gotta believe She stole my heart and my cat Betty Judy Josie and those hot Pussycats They make me hornySaturday morny Girls of cartoonsWon't leave me in ruins I want to be Betty's Barney Hey, Jane, get me offThis crazy thing... ... called love
HEAD! MOVE! NOW!!It's like an orange on a toothpick.We have a piper down! I repeat, a piper is down. Aw nevermind, he's just pissed.I know those make no sense, but that quote gave me flashbacks... funny movie.
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Just returned from my Lux trip to the cinema to see There Will Be Blood.-Good parking right off the main exit; two guys waiting to escort us in even though we were a half hour early and the "first ones to arrive,"-Buy tickets/get $5 vouchers, get personally escorted down ONE escalator to the theatre.-Didn't get ID'd at all, which is kind of rare in MA. Sat in upper deck above the usual theatre, front row. Pretty good view, probably in the 80-85% perfection range for cinema going. -Waitress arrives a couple minutes after I press "service" button for the second time. Order a Sam Adams Winter and a Bud; arrive about 6 minutes later.-Movie starts, we order the Red Hook ESB battered shrimp, and some popcorn. Popcorn comes in 5 minutes, shrimp after 10. Shrimp and sauce were probably the best fried shrimp I've had. -The movie: Absolutely amazing. For Wang/Shake, the soundtrack is done by Jonny Greenwood, and it is phenomenal. Usually I like a soundtrack that blends in and I don't notice that much, but this stuck out and was just perfect for almost every scene. I cannot say enough about how well the music added to each scene.It's a long movie, with a couple long parts, but there are a number of chilling scenes that are 100% encapsulating. I'd say hoping for 1-2 of these type of scenes is asking for a lot, and there about 5 in the movie. Just tremendous acting along with a brilliant script. There are a couple loose ends that aren't 100% tied up at the end, but all it does is make me want to see the movie again. The Lux experience is probably worth it. Beers are $4 for a bottle, but cocktails at $9 (I don't know how much booze they put in the martini's) might seem too high. The appetizers are relatively reasonably priced, and it's nice to drink a beer and eat some food while watching an awesome movie.Definitely see this film if you like "good" movies or amazing acting. Strat, I hope it shows up in your area. Maybe you can watch it on the broad side of a cow (? Do you have cows?)

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guess who's back, back again.............
you seem to only have one post. why should I trust you any more than andibear45, who has been posting here for two weeks or so now?
Definitely see this film if you like "good" movies or amazing acting. Strat, I hope it shows up in your area. Maybe you can watch it on the broad side of a cow (? Do you have cows?)
nope, just wheat.
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you seem to only have one post. why should I trust you any more than andibear45, who has been posting here for two weeks or so now?nope, just wheat.
is that true? I haven't been on this in months, a lot has changed with me. How do I prove it and who is this andibear45?
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is that true? I haven't been on this in months, a lot has changed with me. How do I prove it and who is this andibear45?
Well, I thought it was you... sigh. More blackmail in store for JeffStrat. I refer you to R. Mexico or J. Speedz if you're looking to prove that you are the real andibear.
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guess who's back, back again.............
You have to read the entire thread and then...Yeah, Im reachin...I need new material
you seem to only have one post. why should I trust you any more than andibear45, who has been posting here for two weeks or so now?nope, just wheat.
If "she" continues to ignore me, then its a good sign "shes" for real...Im thinking about going on a KS trip in the next few weeks. Are you ever at the casinos up there?Do they still have the three hundred max loss thing?Please dont include Harrahs in any reports... I wont grace the placeHas the Isle of Capri changed to Diamond Jacks there too?Is the one close to Six Flags still some train theme?Could I interest you in a beer while Im there?The Nevada ales have just about overwhelmed me tonight, can you tell?
I refer you to R. Mexico or J. Speedz if you're looking to prove that you are the real andibear.
I agree with this statement...And to those of you that cant post drunk.... FACE!-ShakeZuma
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it's me you guys, quit being retarded. I just spoke to tailspin on msn. If that means anything. Speedz, remember the fancy webcam show i put on for you before i left country?
Yeah, I'll believe it's you when I see this show.
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Im thinking about going on a KS trip in the next few weeks. Are you ever at the casinos up there? Do they still have the three hundred max loss thing? Please dont include Harrahs in any reports... I wont grace the place Has the Isle of Capri changed to Diamond Jacks there too? Is the one close to Six Flags still some train theme? Could I interest you in a beer while Im there? The Nevada ales have just about overwhelmed me tonight, can you tell?
I'm never at the casinos, nope. I don't have much fun playing poker these days. I think they have like a $500 limit on chips per day, which means the dudes playing 15/30 have to wait a few days for a single buyin. I have only been to harrahs and ameristar since they are apparently the only two with poker. I saw that they sell em in 12 packs tonight. At least, I think it was a 12 pack... it could have been a double-decker 24 pack. Either way, that's cool and unexpected. I'm definitely going to introduce them into my regular rotation.
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it's me you guys, quit being retarded. I just spoke to tailspin on msn. If that means anything. Speedz, remember the fancy webcam show i put on for you before i left country?
see: justin.tv
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We truly are the most uncool culture in the world.
I've been thinking about getting some sort of combat/tactical shotgun.
You're such a homo. I still love you though.
Ladies of the Sick Thread, here's your big break!http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tlg/538471657.html
Hey, sorry about the rough weekend. And that's all I have to say about that.
it's me you guys, quit being retarded. I just spoke to tailspin on msn. If that means anything. Speedz, remember the fancy webcam show i put on for you before i left country?
Fondly. I'll just go ahead and assume this is really you.So are you back for good?
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We truly are the most uncool culture in the world.You're such a homo. I still love you though.Hey, sorry about the rough weekend. And that's all I have to say about that.Fondly. I'll just go ahead and assume this is really you.So are you back for good?
im back for a while. nothing is "for good" in the military. I'm in a new unit, public affairs, trying to do photography work for the army. I just posted it in another thread but you guys need to look at my photo page. There are pictures I took in Iraq and many other places, sorry, the naked ones are hidden. photo.net/photos/andibear i dont remember how to post links, shit is all different here now.I really don't think i'll ever be able to catch up on 18 months of sick thread stuff. Can I get an update at all or is that too much to ask?
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I really don't think i'll ever be able to catch up on 18 months of sick thread stuff. Can I get an update at all or is that too much to ask?
I'll start with a few updates (I need to go to bed soon), and hopefully everyone will chime in.-I broke up with my girlfriend and am now back in school. This is of note because I now have funny stories to tell once in a while...including one from this weekend that I'll write up tomorrow. It involves going to an awful dance club in Boston (Tequila Rain) that I'd usually never be caught dead in, and dancing for about two hours while approximately 87% erect. Ok, I guess that's most of the story, so I suppose I don't need to write it up anymore.-Turd and Timdog both left...Tim becuase of his girlfriend and Caleb possibly for the same reason.-Ron ran out of material, so he doesn't post much anymore.-Someone's wife is having a kid soon...I forget who.
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