kers2 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 went to the sports bar today, and I kept a list of how many beers were drank, how many pee breaks were had, and thats about it.From 12:25 till the time I left, which was when the Phins won, I had 22 beers and 10 pee breaks. Then I went home, I had 2 key lime pie shots and 2 jeager bomb shots. Now, I am going to a Christmas party, where I bought a large size Kettle One bottle and a Ginger ale 2 liter. I have no idea how much of this I will be drinking, but right now, I'm bombed, and I have to drive out there. It should be amusing. Beyond that, fck you all. I love you.BallerI wanted the Phins to go winless though, just so we could have a winless and undefeated team in one year, and wipe the fucking smerks of those gay ass 72 Dolphins faces Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Young guys, I tell this story so that you can draw from it. Relationships aren't easy, be sure they are worth it.my condolences Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Goddamn do I run bad in PCA Sats. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Man, I really wish I had Stat-Tracker on Yahoo!...I really want to see what the score is between me and Andre. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Goddamn do I run bad in PCA Sats.i didn't play any this year, and i'm a much happier person for it. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 My day off....Youre not gonna believe this, but my day was EXACTLY like yours....Except I...Slept till ten, went back to sleep till eleven, started drinking around noon, went on a high speed run down HWY23 between here and Ozark, returned to an empty house cause the wife was shopping, put this* in the DVD on repeat, got even drunker, and passed out...We must be long lost brothers or sumptin...*Beans theme song Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 went to the sports bar today, and I kept a list of how many beers were drank, how many pee breaks were had, and thats about it.From 12:25 till the time I left, which was when the Phins won, I had 22 beers and 10 pee breaks. Then I went home, I had 2 key lime pie shots and 2 jeager bomb shots. Now, I am going to a Christmas party, where I bought a large size Kettle One bottle and a Ginger ale 2 liter. I have no idea how much of this I will be drinking, but right now, I'm bombed, and I have to drive out there. It should be amusing. Beyond that, fck you all. I love you.That's a ridiculous amount of alcohol. Lori would not approve.My day off, Young guys, I tell this story so that you can draw from it. Relationships aren't easy, be sure they are worth it. -YangI first read the bolded portion as "but they sure are worth it". It makes much more sense how it's actually written.*Beans theme song Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Man, I really wish I had Stat-Tracker on Yahoo!...I really want to see what the score is between me and Andre.Rockets ... 95Go Bears ... 64Smokehouse Warriors ... 50Rusty Trombones ... 87 Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 No..but I did find Loris Link to post Share on other sites
gobears 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Man, I really wish I had Stat-Tracker on Yahoo!...I really want to see what the score is between me and Andre. Rockets ... 95Go Bears ... 64Smokehouse Warriors ... 50Rusty Trombones ... 87Congrats Doug - my team crashed and burned this week. Romo does well when his gf watches (didn't he play poorly it when Carrie Underwood went to one of his games last year?)...should mean that Jessica never comes to another game again. Link to post Share on other sites
gobears 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Double Post ftw - man I hate using IE but for some reason, my firefox at home locks up on fcp. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Rumor has it that this road has the highest percentage of drivers impaired by alcohol...Im not sure about that, but at least one guy was boozing on it today Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Rumor has it that this road has the highest percentage of drivers impaired by alcohol...Im not sure about that, but at least one guy was boozing on it today i loves me some fleetwood mac Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Congrats Doug - my team crashed and burned this week. Romo does well when his gf watches (didn't he play poorly it when Carrie Underwood went to one of his games last year?)...should mean that Jessica never comes to another game again.God I was totally ready to play you...just not in the 3rd place game. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 good lord I'm not sure of how many red bull and kettle one's I had. At one point, me and some girl drove to get some beer. Phrase uttered by her as we were driving back: If I didn't just get married last week, there is no doubt that I would tongue you deep and suck your cock" I was like, huh? But god damn it, it didn't happen. anyway, lots of booze, and i'll be miserable tomorrrow.gnite Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Rockets ... 95Go Bears ... 64Smokehouse Warriors ... 50Rusty Trombones ... 87weeeeee, gg Andre. well, my sleep cycle is fucked up now, laid down during the sunday night game and felll asleep till now...nothing to do but watch sportscenter and hope to fall back asleep... Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 weeeeee, gg Andre. well, my sleep cycle is fucked up now, laid down during the sunday night game and felll asleep till now...nothing to do but watch sportscenter and hope to fall back asleep...or join the morning crew. the choice is yours. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 It the Price is Sick! Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 for someone as harmless as renae, she sure does get a lot of shit around here. I won't ruin the funny lines but I enjoyed hers immensely. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 for someone as harmless as renae, she sure does get a lot of shit around here. I won't ruin the funny lines but I enjoyed hers immensely.Yeah, but she takes it well... Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Yeah, but she takes it well...yeah, this is trueme, I've quit a few times over even minor slights. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 for someone as harmless as renae, she sure does get a lot of shit around here. I won't ruin the funny lines but I enjoyed hers immensely.Can we repost the invisible bike picture? That thing cracks me up. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 yeah, this is trueme, I've quit a few times over even minor slights.minor? fuck you, those were some of my best WOW-related insults! THAT'S IT, I QUIT!good stuff beans. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 The other day I woke up with one thought on my mind, and it's quite possibly the strangest thing I've ever thought of. For some inexplicable reason the second I woke up I muttered "Things Fall Apart: The College Years." I haven't read the book in years so I don't know what made me think of it, but the image of Okonkwo strutting around campus in his dashiki with AC Slater cracked me up. Ever since then I haven't been able to get the idea out of my mind. So what do you guys think? Brilliant tv show idea or what? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 minor? fuck you, those were some of my best WOW-related insults! THAT'S IT, I QUIT!good stuff beans.there's a thread in the what.cd power users forum where people offer invites to other private sites. if you can hurry your ass up and get on the freeleech, you sooo have a waffle invite. this is the latest offer:"2 waffles invites....dont know how to give them away...be smart, be witty, be funny, i dont know the 2 best pm's get them, ill post the winners and their winning pm's. i will give them away within 48 hours from now. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!"you're a lock. just get to power user asap. Link to post Share on other sites
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