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went to the sports bar today, and I kept a list of how many beers were drank, how many pee breaks were had, and thats about it.From 12:25 till the time I left, which was when the Phins won, I had 22 beers and 10 pee breaks. Then I went home, I had 2 key lime pie shots and 2 jeager bomb shots. Now, I am going to a Christmas party, where I bought a large size Kettle One bottle and a Ginger ale 2 liter. I have no idea how much of this I will be drinking, but right now, I'm bombed, and I have to drive out there. It should be amusing. Beyond that, fck you all. I love you.
BallerI wanted the Phins to go winless though, just so we could have a winless and undefeated team in one year, and wipe the fucking smerks of those gay ass 72 Dolphins faces
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My day off....
Youre not gonna believe this, but my day was EXACTLY like yours....Except I...Slept till ten, went back to sleep till eleven, started drinking around noon, went on a high speed run down HWY23 between here and Ozark, returned to an empty house cause the wife was shopping, put this* in the DVD on repeat, got even drunker, and passed out...We must be long lost brothers or sumptin...*Beans theme song
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went to the sports bar today, and I kept a list of how many beers were drank, how many pee breaks were had, and thats about it.From 12:25 till the time I left, which was when the Phins won, I had 22 beers and 10 pee breaks. Then I went home, I had 2 key lime pie shots and 2 jeager bomb shots. Now, I am going to a Christmas party, where I bought a large size Kettle One bottle and a Ginger ale 2 liter. I have no idea how much of this I will be drinking, but right now, I'm bombed, and I have to drive out there. It should be amusing. Beyond that, fck you all. I love you.
That's a ridiculous amount of alcohol. Lori would not approve.
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Man, I really wish I had Stat-Tracker on Yahoo!...I really want to see what the score is between me and Andre.
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Congrats Doug - my team crashed and burned this week. Romo does well when his gf watches (didn't he play poorly it when Carrie Underwood went to one of his games last year?)...should mean that Jessica never comes to another game again.
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Rumor has it that this road has the highest percentage of drivers impaired by alcohol...Im not sure about that, but at least one guy was boozing on it today
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Congrats Doug - my team crashed and burned this week. Romo does well when his gf watches (didn't he play poorly it when Carrie Underwood went to one of his games last year?)...should mean that Jessica never comes to another game again.
God I was totally ready to play you...just not in the 3rd place game.
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good lord I'm not sure of how many red bull and kettle one's I had. At one point, me and some girl drove to get some beer. Phrase uttered by her as we were driving back: If I didn't just get married last week, there is no doubt that I would tongue you deep and suck your cock" I was like, huh? But god damn it, it didn't happen. anyway, lots of booze, and i'll be miserable tomorrrow.gnite

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Rockets ... 95Go Bears ... 64Smokehouse Warriors ... 50Rusty Trombones ... 87
weeeeee, gg Andre. well, my sleep cycle is fucked up now, laid down during the sunday night game and felll asleep till now...nothing to do but watch sportscenter and hope to fall back asleep...
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weeeeee, gg Andre. well, my sleep cycle is fucked up now, laid down during the sunday night game and felll asleep till now...nothing to do but watch sportscenter and hope to fall back asleep...
or join the morning crew. the choice is yours.
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yeah, this is trueme, I've quit a few times over even minor slights.
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minor? fuck you, those were some of my best WOW-related insults! THAT'S IT, I QUIT!good stuff beans.
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