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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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3 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: Randy Reed, strategy, socalpoker_jBummer about the car. My daughter's boyfriend bought his first nice ride off of me when he graduated college a few months back. An 04 325i, bright red with Sport and Nav. He totaled it a couple nights ago. He is soooo bummed.It was really borderline between being fixable and totaled but he got some blood on the carpet and since they are all one piece carpets and they couldn't get the red stains out they just totaled it.
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Neg O in 8 minutes. I had a big dinner though and haven't had a beer. I seriously can't remember playing a tourney while not drinking either. This should either be weird or boring or both.
In, late registered.I still haven't eaten breakfast
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Thats plenty of time to GIVE THE INFO GUYS MORE MONEY FOR TERRORISM ACTIVITIES!!!!!
fypGood work today by all -Ron Mexico (aka "Limpy")Of course you all know that Ive been brewing up a cartoon of his lesbian encounter all day. I just need to get motivated to draw it now
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Apparently he edited his column. I finally got around to reading it and now it says,Ravens cornerback Samari Rolle said after the game that head linesman Phil McKinnely repeatedly called him "boy" in the game's closing minutes. From the sound of things, Rolle was jawing with McKinnely, which even a veteran player such as Rolle should not do. But officials should never jaw with or insult players, either. If McKinnely (who is African-American) did use an insult against Rolle, during the same game-deciding moments when the officials were favoring New England (so far, McKinnely has not commented on this), that would have been highly unprofessional and would call into question whether the officiating crew was neutral.I like TMQ, but I don't care for all of his Patriots bashing. I just think it's dumb to complain that another team is beating you and you can't do anything to stop it. It just makes you look worse.
I'm positive about that comment not being in there. Smart move. Fan mail must've killed him.
fypGood work today by all -Ron Mexico (aka "Limpy")Of course you all know that Ive been brewing up a cartoon of his lesbian encounter all day. I just need to get motivated to draw it now
Hey, at least I'm honest, even if it costs me cool points. Look at the bright side, if I was sober, I woulda been hard as a rock, but only for 4 minutes. So either way, she loses. And I was functional for a smidge.
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To lazy to catch up since last Thursday anybody want to cliff note anything important?
lolli and zimmer got into a huge fight over a dog and both of them quit.ron mexico decided to quit his job and move back in with his parents for a while.turd started posting again but decided he wanted to post in the hideout instead.speedz is jewish.
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Hey, at least I'm honest, even if it costs me cool points. Look at the bright side, if I was sober, I woulda been hard as a rock, but only for 4 minutes. So either way, she loses. And I was functional for a smidge.
Hey, Ive been there too...During one lovemaking session after a long night drinking at the casino, I used my first aid knowledge to fashion an emergency splint using a toothbrush and dental floss...I even negotiated some oral sex from her afterwards by laying a bead of Colegate on the tip
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Oh, and nothing could be better than waking up to this in your stocking this Christmas, Shakey....Mk9.jpgMk9_M9.jpgWe are have a year end sale on our Mk 9 Mod 0 and NAVY 9 9mm suppressors and will be offering a 25% discount on those two models until 1/1/2008. Mk 9 Mod 0 9mm suppressor Sale Price $337.50 NAVY 9 9mm suppressor Sale Price $375 Prices include shipping These models are in stock and ready to transfer/ship. CLICK HERE for Specs, payment information, pictures, and video. We will still offer a discount for full payment deals on top of our sale price on these two models which will be a $25 discount. The $50 discount will apply on all other models. E-mail me at sales@ArmamentSales.com for orders or questions. Three hundred for a top-line silencer.... Plus they are mil-spec units leftovers from a military contractIm calling in the morning

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damn beans, thats a really good deal. if it were a .40 model I would buy one instantly. do you have to have a stamp before you can try to buy one or can you buy it, get the stamp, and then have them ship it? I've never really understood that process. also, if you respond and I don't, don't feel bad, I'm going to sleep. I knew you'd get all upset and stuff, thats why I said that.

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damn beans, thats a really good deal. if it were a .40 model I would buy one instantly. do you have to have a stamp before you can try to buy one or can you buy it, get the stamp, and then have them ship it? I've never really understood that process. also, if you respond and I don't, don't feel bad, I'm going to sleep. I knew you'd get all upset and stuff, thats why I said that.
Send James a request for it in a .40....Ill bet he'll do it for the same priceYou send him the money and he transfers it to a dealer close to you (no stamp needed for dealer to dealer transfers)Then you fill out a form4 and send it in to get the stamp. When it hits your mailbox you can go get the can from the dealer
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Hey Beans, my fraternity is considering getting a "bubble hockey" game. You wouldn't happen to know a guy in the biz that could get us a really good deal do you?Something like this:slapshothockey.jpg
Not at the moment, but Ill keep my feelers out for oneThese days almost everything shows up on EBay, so try there first. Also in the yellow pages you can usually find some dealers...If youre looking to buy a new coinop game, I can check the price thru a friend of mine for you
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Hey Beans, my fraternity is considering getting a "bubble hockey" game. You wouldn't happen to know a guy in the biz that could get us a really good deal do you?Something like this:slapshothockey.jpg
I love how Beans has just turned into that guy. You know. That guy that knows someone or something about or in everything. It sure is nice of him to let Randy continue being the "car go-to guy" and not take that over too.Hey Beans - I'm thinking about becoming a stamp collector. Who should I talk to and what's the first stamp I should buy?Also, my dry cleaners didn't get a spot out of my favourite suit. It's (obviously) baby puke. What should I do?Did NASA really land on the moon?Why does my wrist hurt so fucking much?And how's that cure for cancer coming along?
I really don't mind, post in here when you make final table so I can come rail
You know this is how she flirts, right? If you had pigtails, she'd be dunking them in the inkwell right now...
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I love how Beans has just turned into that guy. You know. That guy that knows someone or something about or in everything. It sure is nice of him to let Randy continue being the "car go-to guy" and not take that over too.Did NASA really land on the moon?
I wont ever deal in selling cars, so he has that market cornered...I keep them allIm glad that you brought up the so-called "moon landing" that actually took place on stage thirteen inside a building in Lexington, Kentucky....Watch the "footage" again sometime...Notice that in near zero gravity no dust was kicked up by the "astronauts" boots:isheseriousface?:
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(Showstopper mentions that some of his family died in the Holocaust.)

very very sorry about your great grandparents. But it would have been an amazing feat to survive those camps.
Is it me, or does that seem like a totally weird response? "Dude, sorry, but how sweet would it have been if they DIDN'T die?" -Ira
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