I Called In Sick Today

[beans-n-icewater 18]

I showed Deb the beans cartoon about us in bed and me farting and she was laughing so hard she was crying. She agrees, beans should go pro with the cartoons.

Tell her that Beans said thanks...Hows the bar going?

does eveyone really hate their inlaws that much?

Yes, or in my case, hate me

Alright, since everyone else is posting their weekend plans and I'm bored, I will too.Friday: Work then driving to Kansas City in the snow. Blech.Saturday: KC area casinos.

Its been "spitting" snow here for the last hour or so....The last time I was in KC it snowed like hell for two days. I spent the entire time inside the Isle of Capri at a twenty one table right next to the mens room....For some reason they wouldnt let you buyin for more than three hundred. Some stupid law that keeps you from losing too much. Some gal at the table brought in a couple thou in blacks and I bought some from her.Not sure why I wrote that, but I was remembering out loud or something....

And that recipe calls for a teaspoon of salt, not a cup! Yuck!I'm not sure how that last one fits in with the rest, but it's still important, that's for sure.

Its important because my wife will make the same mistake in the morning....Except she'll add too much salt to the iced tea and pecan pieSugar and salt taste the same to her, I think

Happy Thanksgiving from The Beans Family!

No matter how bad Thanksgiving turns out for any of you all...Mine will be much worse, so be glad youre not here at the very leastI plan on a full story and maybe some pics just for you guys later this week for evidence

There should be a beans family Thanksgiving TV special.

It would have to be shown on HBO like at two am or something....A possible title would be "FOOD GONE WILD!"

[beans-n-icewater 18]

I just thought of something else about the KC casinos...They have the nerve to charge for beer and drinks and wont take chips as paymentIm used to giving the waitress a redbird each round as a tip but the thought of them actually charging pissed me off...So I gave her a bill for each one and made her count back ninety some odd bucks change every time. After a while I had to goto the cage and get more bills for the change to keep buying them. Let me know if they still have those stupid rules, Ren

[renaedawn 1]

I just thought of something else about the KC casinos...They have the nerve to charge for beer and drinks and wont take chips as paymentIm used to giving the waitress a redbird each round as a tip but the thought of them actually charging pissed me off...So I gave her a bill for each one and made her count back ninety some odd bucks change every time. After a while I had to goto the cage and get more bills for the change to keep buying them. Let me know if they still have those stupid rules, Ren

I think they do. They did last time we were there anyway.We're mostly going for the Chiefs game and just thought getting really tanked and going to the casino and being totally stupid at the penny slots might be fun. Wanna come with?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Paging ron to the flushgarden thread, paging ron......

just made a post. It may have been a tad over the top

[El Guapo 8]

just made a post. It may have been a tad over the top

Don't worry I fixed it so it won't come off as bad

[silkyjonson 1]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Don't worry I fixed it so it won't come off as bad

don't ever fix my posts.Would the night manager of the Home Depot paint dept "fix" a Monet? I don't think so.Sadly, I found two hot trannys that had better faces than his sister in law, but I'm getting red x'salso, having the filter off on google photo search and typing in pretty transvestites is odd, yet arousing.

[Ouch-8s 4]

Don't worry, Napa. I got the joke too.

[El Guapo 8]

don't ever fix my posts.Would the night manager of the Home Depot paint dept "fix" a Monet? I don't think so.Sadly, I found two hot trannys that had better faces than his sister in law, but I'm getting red x'salso, having the filter off on google photo search and typing in pretty transvestites is odd, yet arousing.

Just make sure you have the autocomplete off, don't want some random person typing trans-union banking and have transvestites with hot faces popping in the autocomplete.....Actually after thinking about it, maybe you do

[Ouch-8s 4]

Bear wants one?

[Lolli 0]

I have butterfingers tonights. Earlier tonight I dropped the vegetable dish that I was supposed to bring to my moms for dinner tomorrow. Well, that aint happening anymore.Then, just a few minutes ago I brought my daughter a glass of water because she was coughing in bed. I dumped the whole thing on her face and neck. Next time I guess I'll turn on the lights.

[Theraflu 1,035]

I have butterfingers tonights. Earlier tonight I dropped the vegetable dish that I was supposed to bring to my moms for dinner tomorrow. Well, that aint happening anymore.Then, just a few minutes ago I brought my daughter a glass of water because she was coughing in bed. I dumped the whole thing on her face and neck. Next time I guess I'll turn on the lights.

Hm...

[Lolli 0]

Hm...

I am completely sober.

[Napa_Don 688]

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=112562

[Napa_Don 688]

And he laughed at me when I asked about chop disscusion when he had a slight lead over me when we started huI wanted to win just so i could say "hey remember that time I talked about chopping, and you laughed at me.....thanks........shits WIZZEAAKKK"It's kinda smalll(that's what she said), but I took it down for $810.

[zimmer4141 0]

Congratumotherfckinlations Clint.

[Ouch-8s 4]

I loved how he (and those other douches) laughed at the chop, and then like 2 hands later permananently lost the CL.

[Lolli 0]

Nice cash, Napa. Good game.And before I forget, Chrinestone...Im taking my laptop with me so I dont need your assistance, but thank you.

[KDawgCometh 2]

working 12 hours in a day sucks, but, this wine is making it all worthwhile

[hank213 1,823]

working 12 hours in a day sucks, but, this wine is making it all worthwhile

wow, they make wine that gives bj's now? what'll they think of next?

[KDawgCometh 2]

wow, they make wine that gives bj's now? what'll they think of next?

no, my dick is small enough to fit it in the bottle, LDO

[Lolli 0]

ngakenghrevjikqoerp[jmnvk,flamnk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShakeZuma 585]

lawlz

I don't get itI made it down to myrtle beach in record time, 5 1/2 hours. boy did I have to pee when I got here! I'm still sick though. absolutely lft. also, tomorrow, on black friday as they call it, I am going the Tanger Outlets where they have a Polo factory store. probably gonna have to kill an old lady or two. sucks because its the only day I'll be able to go do anything, and I need some new threads (cause I'm SOOOOOO sexy), but its on the worst freaking shopping day of the year. my hatred for women grows stronger each day.off to the hot women thread to defend flushgarden. you guys are so mean.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

It's kinda smalll(that's what she said), but I took it down for $810.

congrats sir, well done

off to the hot women thread to defend flushgarden. you guys are so mean.

cmon, just for a sec, you don't look at her and think "hmmmm, she may be a he" but plod on? Maybe it's jus Filipinos in general that have that affect on me. I'd still hit it twice inside of an hour.I hate women more every day, or at the very least, are more annoyed by them every day. Join the club. Can't wait until we start the beer company, that way I'll be drunk every day and then, I'm not so annoyed by women.Also, I think that cat pic is some sort of computer joke. Someone call him a nerd after posting it, soi I'm guessing Herman made and appearance while Clint was off winning a poker tourneyTacticalIceWang, good stuff in the HotChickadee thread. I love a goood ball-tapWait, why am I up? Screw this...

[ShakeZuma 585]

oh I think she's absolutely gorgeous. in a "I may have feelings for asian boys" kind of way. and I'd probably do her, but I wouldn't be very proud of it. of course I'm used to that.and I've been up since 6:30 myself. can't sleep late anymore. so terrible. I'm gonna eat something. yeah, that sounds like a plan.going to mr. and mrs. mexico's today ron?