loogie 115 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 loogie, he's been waiting a very, very long time to post this. just so you know.Speedz is the only Patriot fan I can tolerate. He does much less face shoving than their average fan, and deep down I know he's embarrassed of his affiliation with the others.By the way, Bill Simmons has completely lost his marbles. He's become the crazy Mel Gibson character in Conspiracy Theory. Only in that movie, the conspiracies were correct, so the Mel Gibson character wasn't completely crazy...just a little nuts. However, that was a movie and this is real life where there is no great NFL/Colts/Patriots conspiracy, so I guess Bill Simmons isn't like the Mel Gibson character from Conspiracy Theory after all. He's more like plain old regular Mel Gibson. Actually crazy. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 hahahaha, pocket jacks.. thats awesome! I just assumed everyone who read that would know who I was talking about.Pocket Jacks. Still laughing!Ladders can be sexy too. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 It depends on my stress level...To answer your question, Id say around three to four on averageBut I go for long spells when I dont drink at all, so its hard to say reallyThis week Id say twelveWow, really? Three-to-four? I would have guessed much higher, something like in the 8-10 range, which doesn't seem like a high number, until you think about how averages are calculated. I must say, Beans, this is the most surprised I've ever been with respect to your alcohol consumption levels. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Wow, really? Three-to-four? I would have guessed much higher, something like in the 8-10 range, which doesn't seem like a high number, until you think about how averages are calculated. I must say, Beans, this is the most surprised I've ever been with respect to your alcohol consumption levels.Nah, you missread, it's 3 or 4 (per hour) Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I've cracked the Ultimate Bet MTT Leaderboard.I just wanted to say that somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I've cracked the Ultimate Bet MTT Leaderboard.I just wanted to say that somewhere.I dropped a penny down a girl's pants into her crack today during my econ class.I just wanted to say that somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I dropped a penny down a girl's pants into her crack today during my econ class.I just wanted to say that somewhere.I invented a game in highschool called cleavage ball, basically consist of taking small peices of paper wadded into a ball and shooting them into girls cleavage when we were paired into groups.Needless to say I did not really get laid in highschool.GG me Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I dropped a penny down a girl's pants into her crack today during my econ class.[frantically trying to make a butt/investment joke face] Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 'I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.' Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 BaByGuRl - November 29, 2006 04:59:11 PM PST My little sister has made dis...she loves to bake and stuff like dat so anything pastry she does...and she made dis cheese cake and it was AWESOME!! she also made it with chips ahoy cookies for those who dont like oreos(like me)...regardless wut kind of cookies are used most likely it will b fantastic...ROCK ON!!I love reading comments on yahoo. This one was in the chocolate cheesecake recipe page. Her little yahoo avatar fit the post. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Wow, really? Three-to-four? I would have guessed much higher, something like in the 8-10 range, which doesn't seem like a high number, until you think about how averages are calculated. I must say, Beans, this is the most surprised I've ever been with respect to your alcohol consumption levels.I get really bored with stuff...Gambling, cars, guns, hunting, fishing, traveling, drinking, and flying are no exceptionsSome days I get up and dont want to do any of them...Ive went for weeks without drinking just because I was tired of it Screwing up my back in that Vette will probably lose my interest in cars for awhile, I can tell ya thatI have an addictive personality, but thankfully it strays around enough that I dont concentrate on one thing for long periods of timeI gotta go to my meeting nowI need a new hobby....Im open to suggestions Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 [frantically trying to make a butt/investment joke face]I wipe my ass with bearer bonds. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I need a new hobby....Im open to suggestionshomosexuality Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I wipe my ass with bearer bonds.But what do you do with Zero coupon bonds? Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 But what do you do with Zero coupon bonds?I get freaky, and pimp out some strip bonds, nigga. Take some off the top, nothing but thongs and ass-cheeks in this bond market (because we serve booze in this bond market, and -- in the state of Michigan -- if you serve alcohol it's illegal for entertainment to be "fully nude"). Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I get freaky, and pimp out some strip bonds, nigga. Take some off the top, nothing but thongs and ass-cheeks in this bond market (because we serve booze in this bond market, and -- in the state of Michigan -- if you serve alcohol it's illegal for entertainment to be "fully nude").Thats Hot!I'd love to see what you would to 30 year AAA rated corporate bonds. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Thats Hot!I'd love to see what you would to 30 year AAA rated corporate bonds.I would simply sell them on the open market, then I would invest half of the proceeds in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Not a very appealing site to say the least.if you say so Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don't understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people. We're not sure who to side with. So, here are some words that you'll see used incorrectly on a daily basis, and a helpful guide as to just how big of a dick you'd have to be to correct people on it. We have also included many pictures of these words being read by women with large boobs. for the wangs and speedzez and renaes of the world Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don't understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people. We're not sure who to side with. So, here are some words that you'll see used incorrectly on a daily basis, and a helpful guide as to just how big of a dick you'd have to be to correct people on it. We have also included many pictures of these words being read by women with large boobs. for the wangs and speedzez and renaes of the world What are you doing, Chris?""Oh, just perusing the report here before the meeting.""Well you better GET OUT THE MICROSCOPE, RETARD! HA HA HA HA HA!!!"lolJust remember that if you say to your girl, "I hope you're prepared for the enormity of my dick," you're implying that your penis is responsible for several acts of evil on the scale of ethnic genocide. This may or may not turn her on, depending on the girl.lol Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 What are you doing, Chris?""Oh, just perusing the report here before the meeting.""Well you better GET OUT THE MICROSCOPE, RETARD! HA HA HA HA HA!!!"lolJust remember that if you say to your girl, "I hope you're prepared for the enormity of my dick," you're implying that your penis is responsible for several acts of evil on the scale of ethnic genocide. This may or may not turn her on, depending on the girl.lolyeah, there's really a little something for everyone in there. ironic, really. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 This guy watches porn for you Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don't understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people. We're not sure who to side with. So, here are some words that you'll see used incorrectly on a daily basis, and a helpful guide as to just how big of a dick you'd have to be to correct people on it. We have also included many pictures of these words being read by women with large boobs. for the wangs and speedzez and renaes of the world I love that they decided Terrell Owens is the icon for Dick Rating #6. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 This guy watches porn for you"I'm just going to type 'TUB <space> GIRL' and lets just see what......""....."".....""well, we've had some bad luck...." Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don't understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people. We're not sure who to side with.I think I used that same Physics book in college... Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now