I Called In Sick Today

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4 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)4 Members: onlyme386, Bizzle, mln_falcon, socalpoker_jthings aren't always what they seem, i wanna turn the wold upside down. i wanna share this love i find withe veryone

[strategy 4]

for the lennon fans (probably just renae)http://d7.dyndns.org/fcp/

[socalpoker_j 1]

4 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)4 Members: onlyme386, Bizzle, mln_falcon, socalpoker_jthings aren't always what they seem, i wanna turn the wold upside down. i wanna share this love i find withe veryone

We'll sing and dance to Mother Nature's song

[onlyme386 0]

We'll sing and dance to Mother Nature's song

This world keeps spinning and there's no time to wasteWill it all keep spinning and spinning round and round and

[ShakeZuma 586]

blah blah blha Im drunk **** you all I hate yoyu Ill catchgup tomorrow ****ing faggots jesus

[Randy Reed 0]

What would happen if I met some sickies...Ron_Mexico - handshake, but multiple hugs after a few beersajs510 - very wary handshakezimmer4141 - hug just to make him uncomfortableOuch-8s - shake that turns into hug with hands still awkwardly in betweenturd ferguson - full body hugrenaedawn - awkward hugBizzle - firm handshakeRhinestoneCowboy - shake until we realize we both want a hug, switch to full hugShakeZuma - joyous hug with some jumpingstrategy - simple shakeHabs Fan - i have no ideaMisterB - handshake with about fifteen pumpsmrdannyg - nothing, since his g/f wouldn't let him comeCardWarfare - bear hugmk - solemn shake, hug when he isn't expecting it just to freak him outRandy Reed - hug and then fist pumpShimmering Wang - god only knows, but it would be oddLolli - hug with erection that would excite her and make me uncomfortablekers2 - don't knowKDawgCometh - shake that would turn into hug and then fist bump for no good reasonSBriand - good solid shakemissIdaho - blowjobdms26 - don't knowbeans-n-icewater - hug even though he didn't want onerocketpoker828 - firm shake Timdog1010 - full body hug with pelvic thrust leading to uncontrollable laughterNaked_Cowboy - solemn handshakeNapa_Don - very firm hug until he has to push me awayTheraflu - shake/hug comboWhiskey16 - handshake with near hug but then last second pullbackLadyGrey - i have no cluesocalpoker_j - lingering hugGrinderMJ - black man shake/hugsilkyjonson - see: GrinderMJleftygolfer - businessman handshake, hugs after two beerstyfgine - long hug with much gigglingJSHamm - short hug with awkward pause aftertherrinn - firm handshakekeith crime - fist bump followed by handshakeJoeyJoJo - curt nodgobears - hug until he pushes me awayDrawingDeadInDM - very solemn lingering hugIQCrash - wave from a distance so I don't catch somethingspecbrad - go for the shake which he pushes away for bear hugJBradburn6 - shake/hug combojeff_536 - shake, possible hugs if drunk enoughlvpro - fairly simple shake loogie - surprisingly just a serious handshaketimwakefield - shake with drunken hugs later onJeepster80125 - short hug with awkwardnessbeans fan - see: beans-n-icewaterdna4ever - big hug because I love mustacheshank213 - uh, handshake I guessvvganeshavv - awkward hug, but strong erection nonethelessonlyme386 - surprisingly this would be a hug with some swaying even though he's new

Mattyvet, this is so awesome that I want to well, hug and fist pump

a ha, I have a mango. Suck on that all you northern Hemisphereians

This made me jealous you little aussie bastard. I heart mangos.

Are you saying she wasn't actually hot?

No, but if you need your water bill paid, like Harleys or crying in the closet she's a dream.

[renaedawn 1]

for the lennon fans (probably just renae)http://d7.dyndns.org/fcp/

I was almost in love with you."Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage"Happens when I click on the MP3 link.Good morning. I love fallback day.

[therrinn 0]

I was almost in love with you."Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage"Happens when I click on the MP3 link.Good morning. I love fallback day.

I think you just made Strat cry by admitting you use Internet Explorer.

[KDawgCometh 2]

who is this idaho and where can i find more about her?

she's not referred to as idaho, it's just aluminum siding

she's the one in the aluminum siding:

I just wanted to quote this for posterity, because it's that damn funny

That photo made me a little sad

do you want to be more sad? a OT regular poster has been inside her

I think you just made Strat cry by admitting you use Internet Explorer.

I was thinking more that he will now start having some awful night terrors about it

[Lolli 0]

do you want to be more sad? a OT regular poster has been inside her

Oh damn.I kinda thought we were all avoiding saying that.

[ShakeZuma 586]

ShakeZuma - joyous hug with some jumping

I'd imagine there'd be an ass grab in there somewhereI think I'm still drunk. this is not going to be a fun sunday.

[KDawgCometh 2]

Oh damn.I kinda thought we were all avoiding saying that.

I edited it to make it more vauge. I'm hungover and just woke up, so I'm even less smart then normal

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

So apparently I have major jealousy issues...my g/f (who I'm on a break with) is out with a guy that i know likes her...I know I shouldn't be mad, but I'm furious right now.

serously, get rid of here and her no vagina giving out ass. She's no good dougie. She knows what she's doing to you and doesn't care. My advice, and I'm always right, find another girl. Besides, you were never gonna marry this girl anyway. Move on young fella, move on.

What would happen if I met some sickies...Ron_Mexico - handshake, but multiple hugs after a few beers

when I met Whiskey and Specbrad and Keithcrime, we just did handshakes, but I think I know you guys better now than I did them, then, so I'd go with the black guy handshake half hug Grammy award handshake, and probably linger a little long and work in an ass pat with a few of yah.

so wait, rocket, are you living with this girl?

Yeah.

wow, yeah, I wish you the best buddy, but it's over. Got to be. SOrry so negative, but she knows that she's hurting you and doesn't care, or at least it seems that way.

[Ouch-8s 5]

Oh damn.I kinda thought we were all avoiding saying that.

MOD FIGHT!!!!!

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Doug, Do what makes you happy. I didn't want to sound preachy or like a know it all. I mean, I do know it all, but I don't like coming off that way.Regards,Chris

[renaedawn 1]

do you want to be more sad? a OT regular poster has been inside her

A? Singular? Ummm, at least 2. And if that were a real bet, I'd probably take the over.

[renaedawn 1]

Oh damn.I kinda thought we were all avoiding saying that.

Why?

[Ouch-8s 5]

Why?

out of consideration for the poor boy

[KDawgCometh 2]

A? Singular? Ummm, at least 2. And if that were a real bet, I'd probably take the over.

well, before I was kinda specific, but decided to go vauge. we all know that lori is just one of cindy's jilted lovers, that's the reason for the hate

[Lolli 0]

do you want to be more sad? a OT regular poster has been inside her

I edited it to make it more vauge. I'm hungover and just woke up, so I'm even less smart then normal

Im so tempted to fix your post to make it a little more current with recent events, but Im just gonna grin and hit the reply button now.

[Lolli 0]

A? Singular? Ummm, at least 2. And if that were a real bet, I'd probably take the over.

Oops, I missed this. Same page, Ren.

[strategy 4]

I was almost in love with you."Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage"Happens when I click on the MP3 link.Good morning. I love fallback day.

right click, save as?

[Ouch-8s 5]

holy crap, fallback day. its 915. fan-fucking-tastic. back to bed

[KDawgCometh 2]

Im so tempted to fix your post to make it a little more current with recent events, but Im just gonna grin and hit the reply button now.

enlighten me

[Lolli 0]

enlighten me

Im not at liberty to tell and have been sworn to secrecy. Ren knows more than me, ask her. I was just told a small token of current events. Off to the bar. Later guys and gal.