I Called In Sick Today

[speedz99 145]

speedz you so dumb

How the hell do you people remember these things?

[renaedawn 1]

So, HotAndrew is going as a douche to a party tonight. Zimmy is gonna be Madden (is that tonight?) Clint already did his Halloween gig. Anybody else?I have a very small party to attend tonight. I'm going as a witch in a costume that is a little more on the "sexy" side than I might be comfortable with. Yeah, yeah :insert jab about girls who dress up in slutty outfits on Halloween: but I'm doing it anyway. I'm feeling okay about it since I just passed a major milestone on the scale. Diet is going well.Is today the commonly accepted day for celebrating Halloween for adults or does it vary?

[therrinn 0]

Unemployed for the next week - life is so good

[Randy Reed 0]

So, HotAndrew is going as a douche to a party tonight. Zimmy is gonna be Madden (is that tonight?) Clint already did his Halloween gig. Anybody else?I have a very small party to attend tonight. I'm going as a witch in a costume that is a little more on the "sexy" side than I might be comfortable with. Yeah, yeah :insert jab about girls who dress up in slutty outfits on Halloween: but I'm doing it anyway. I'm feeling okay about it since I just passed a major milestone on the scale. Diet is going well.Is today the commonly accepted day for celebrating Halloween for adults or does it vary?

Saturday night is always the accepted night for adults to do Halloween, since they can have Sunday off. Dressing slutty is one of the cool things about the holiday as well, since you can do it, it's accepted, fun and no one cares. How often do you get to be the naught nurse? Well, besides most weekends that the army crowd gets together. We were going to have a party but decided against it with everything else we had going on this month, so we're going to dinner with friends at a nice place i've been wanting to go to. It going to be tough not singing the Day Man song for a few hours, but Deb is ready to kill me already.Oh yeah, pics everyone!

[Napa_Don 688]

So Frat parties are gay, the fact that our house isn't having our annual Halloween party is really gay.Napa, I know you're a member of FIJI where you are, but they're a bunch of faggots here.I was Tony Soprano for Halloween (fake gun plus a suit and a cigar), I'm deciding between that and Dick Vitale for tomorrow night.

Yeah, you'll have that.

So, HotAndrew is going as a douche to a party tonight. Zimmy is gonna be Madden (is that tonight?) Clint already did his Halloween gig.

I still have like 2 or 3 parties to go to. I think next time however, I'm going to carry around a pad of paper and give out perscriptions for beer and bjs and stuff like that.Last night's party went swimmingly well. I started pregaming for the 7:30 party at like 5:30ish so I was pretty drunk by the time we got on to the bus to go to the bar. I was hitting on some AZN chick on the way to the bar because apparently somebody told her I give good "specials" are and she really wanted to know what they are and then she wanted one, so I just told her to find me at the bar and I'd give her a "special"...I'm still not sure what a "special" is but I thought I could figure it out by the time we got to the bar. We get to the bar and right away some drunk ass girl comes up to me and starts calling me JD and tells me she has cancer and wants me to find it, so I check her heart beat with my stethoscope and then check her for breast cancer and then she leaves or something, I don't really know. The night progresses and I'm just dancing with whoever, until some girl comes up and starts quizzing me on Scrubs trivia, and I impress her with my vast knowledge of the subject. We then start dancing and then eventually make out for awhile. Before long it's time to leave and we're walking out of the bar to our (different) buses, when she realizes she forgot something in the bar so she runs back in and they won't let me back in and they were yelling at people to get on their right bus, and so I was pissed because I didn't get her number yet, but figured we'd meet back at the house.I eventually meet up with her back at the house and I'm waiting for her to come back downstairs when one of her friends tells me that she really wants my number, so to make sure I give it to her. Well, she decides that she doesn't want to go to the after party, but just to hang out with her sisters or something. I then just ask her for her number and she says she doesn't have one because her phone just broke and shes switching carriers so I tell her I'd give her my number, but she can't really call me, so she tells me to just stop by the house sometime or to just get ahold of her through mutual friends. Go me.Sidesnotes:Apparently, I'm not as ugly as I think I am, because this girl was one of the hotter girls at the party and she approached me. Also, a bunch of fatter girls were hitting on me all night. I've gotten so many compliments on changing my hair color to brown. So many people have told me how much mature I look with dark hair. A buddy was realllly pissed at me for eventually making out with this girl(she was sober at this time, by the way) because he had been hitting on her all night and getting nowhere, and then only to have her hit on me. I'm pretty happy with myself.

[Randy Reed 0]

Trama to the groin boys, trauma to the groinNothing quite as funny as a trauma to the groinThere is no wit more prettyThere is no joke devineor limerick delicious as a trauma to the groinhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtP6D__iKcYOne of my favorite Haywood Banks songs done to video.I had to find something to get the Uhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh out of my head.

[ShakeZuma 586]

How the hell do you people remember these things?

we don't have our minds clouded by raucous sex with 4 different women. guess that helps. playa.well done clint. playa.oh and good news for me! turns out that my plans for tonight might be cancelled! yay! fuck balls ass. girl texted me and said she probably won't be able to go because her friend who she was going with has been in the hospital or something so now she's gonna hang out with her. FUCKING WOMEN. jesus.

[Randy Reed 0]

Napa gets close to vag and messes up in grand sickie fashion

Nice

[speedz99 145]

I think Clint wins this Halloween. I definitely lose, since I'm bitching out of a big party I could be going to. I've completely run out of whatever energy allows normal people to function in social settings. I saved up for about three years, but over the past 6 months or so I've completely depleted whatever I had stored. I think I need a few weeks to recharge.

[Ouch-8s 5]

Anybody else?

I'm having a party tonight. It's in my pants. You're all invited.

Is today the commonly accepted day for celebrating Halloween for adults or does it vary?

The 27th? I'm pretty sure it varies.

Napa story

Who knew the "in" costume for hot chicks this year was to go as a blind girl pedophile desperate housewife philanthropist?

[Napa_Don 688]

Who knew the "in" costume for hot chicks this year was to go as a blind girl pedophile desperate housewife philanthropist?

I'm ok with it.

[strategy 4]

Who knew the "in" costume for hot chicks this year was to go as a blind girl pedophile desperate housewife philanthropist?

you settled down too soon.

[Ouch-8s 5]

you settled down too soon.

ZI-motherfucking-NG

[JBradburn6 0]

Before I get to quotes, I'd like to say: don't move to Indianapolis unless you're married. I love the city but there are very few good looking women here. Thank God it's back to school tomorrow and then Chicago.

So, HotAndrew is going as a douche to a party tonight. Zimmy is gonna be Madden (is that tonight?) Clint already did his Halloween gig.

I guess we're getting the big hands with #1 written on them that people take to sporting events and painting "Ceiling" on our chests before going to the bars. Ceiling fans. Not the best costumes but with 7 of us being rowdy at the bar cheering for ceilings it should be funny. This is our Wednesday costume, Tuesday we're wearing purdue t-shirts and dressing as dorks, and we haven't decided on Monday (maybe the guys from baseketball).

Yeah, you'll have that.I still have like 2 or 3 parties to go to. I think next time however, I'm going to carry around a pad of paper and give out perscriptions for beer and bjs and stuff like that.

Take one cock orally every 15 minutes, more as needed. Sucks about the phone thing.

[renaedawn 1]

Before I get to quotes, I'd like to say: don't move to Indianapolis unless you're married. I love the city but there are very few good looking women here. Thank God it's back to school tomorrow and then Chicago.

This is very very true. I have had this conversation several times with several different people and I always contend that when I am in the top 10% of hottest women in the city, your city is filled with ugly women. The 3 times I've been to Indy, I've beein in the 10%. That's not a brag, that's a statement about how ugly most Indy women are.Nikki is the exception.

[silkyjonson 1]

Going to purchase a mullet for an 80's rocker costume. Lolli, if you see this any advice would be greatly appreciated.

[socalpoker_j 1]

Clint,Your game is so rugged. Well done.

[zimmer4141 0]

I think Clint wins this Halloween. I definitely lose, since I'm bitching out of a big party I could be going to. I've completely run out of whatever energy allows normal people to function in social settings. I saved up for about three years, but over the past 6 months or so I've completely depleted whatever I had stored. I think I need a few weeks to recharge.

Nope, I lose because I have a campus of 8000+ slutty girls that I could get with and can't get with any of them.I'm very drunk and didn't decide to go to the game because this game is gonna suck and it won't even be close. Plus it's cold as hell outside and it sucks.If you can't tell, I'm really drunk right now. Napa, the FIJI guys here are still really really gay. That is all.

[Ouch-8s 5]

4:43 of pure For Shake-edness

[ShakeZuma 586]

4:43 of pure For Shake-edness

top 5 in the most spectacular things I've ever seen

[KDawgCometh 2]

This is very very true. I have had this conversation several times with several different people and I always contend that when I am in the top 10% of hottest women in the city, your city is filled with ugly women. The 3 times I've been to Indy, I've beein in the 10%. That's not a brag, that's a statement about how ugly most Indy women are.Nikki is the exception.

so even my homely ass should be able to get laid in indy? I'm gonna have to move down there

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

man, I'm getting old. Mind you, I hadn't drank in 18 days, so I was rusty, but after a long day of work, a workout, I went out. Local crappy bar at a Country Club golf course thingy. We got there at 10ish, kids in costumes running around, I was not excited. The more I drank, the more amusing it became. Then, we moved outside where there was a karaoke dj and most of the party. Some guy was dressed like a baby. I kept trying to pay him to shit and piss himself. He didn't do it. If I wear a diaper, I'm crappin myself. Just my personal rule. So anyway, I go get a couple of beers, both for me, and as I'm walking by the dj guy, he tells me to sing. Being drunk, I barely stopped and ripped the mic out of his hand and told him to crank up Wanted Dead of Alive, my karaoke standard. He didn't have it so I made him put on Total Eclipse of the Heart. I was gonna sing it like the band from Old School, but there were kids there, so I chose not to curse. Guess I wasn't drunk enough. Next time. I sang two more songs after that, one Cher (he picked it) and Love Shack (I picked it and some milf sang with me)They had a costume contest being mc'd by some obviously gay guy and me and my buddy were cat-calling him. He was not amused, and if I got into a fight with him, it's a lose lose for me. If I win, its a hate crime, if I lose, I just got beat up by a fag. So, we left him alone. We were just heckling him anyway, nothing bad, but still, he wasn't amused. Anyway, there were about 4 girls that couldn't have been more than 16 and they were dressed up as Playboy Bunnies. It was highly disturbing since one was really hot. I countered the uncomfortableness by joking about another hottie, who was probably 10 years old. So, we left there and went to a big time dive bar. There, I saw a relatively cute girl, but it turned out that she was married. Too bad, but she had an odd sister, and somehow, we talked about drugs and they asked if I knew where to get some. Of course, I played it up. I'm pretty sure I said "bumps" over 34 times, probably sounding like a moron, but I was amused. My buddy left and I stayed with them, hanging out. The bar was close and I was prepared to walk home but they drove me home and I kissed on the sister a little on the ride home. It was very odd. I cleaned out my pockets and realized that I got the husbands number. Yah me. Had to work today, went in hungover. Since we are real slow on Saturdays, I went in to one of the offices and slept on the floor for the entire 4 hours. The phone only rang once and nobody came in. My coworker was very cool and overall, it was good. If I had to be attentive, I woulda been screwed.Slept all day, had some steak. Now I'm bored. blah. Boring story. Sorry.Well done Clint. all the rest of you, ghey.

[silkyjonson 1]

So I get my outfit and am ready to go out tonite with my Gf and a friend and his gf and I end up getting into a wicked fight with my GF and am currently not doing anything. And this night had so much potential.

[SBriand 4]

Fuck! Hope it is not too late!Go Sox!

[speedz99 145]

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