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finally ordered the guts of my new computer. i have everything else, just needed the motherboard, cpu, ram, and video card. this'll be my first dual-core cpu... I got the 2.33ghz conroe. i am super excited.nice picture, ron. all the funny jokes were taken within minutes... par for the course.

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-Making more money than someone and having nothing to show for it? :icon_standing ovation:(shuffles papers, grabs both sides, and taps table to even)Listen I wrote out some drama. I deleted it because you're really just not worth it.
Holy passive aggressiveness Batman.
Everyone just air their greivances this weekend, and start fresh Monday. I don't have the heart to air mine, but we all know that most of you sort of look up to me, so I wouldn't want to offend anyone. Lets just say that I agree with a lot of what I read.
I've always wanted to do this, but it took until today to realize that I fucking hate each and every one of you equally. I made a solid Scrubs reference this morning waiting for someone to pick up on it because it worked PERFECTLY for the situation...and noone took the bait. I repeat, I fucking hate each and every one of you equally.On a lighter note, it's been good to have Bradley in here lately. When I have seen them venture out of the Army thread, Bradley has been one of my two favorite army members-glad to see he has decided to join us in our time of bitchiness (or is it bitchyness? Lori, can you help me out here?)
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also ron, I think you could seriously make a good run with politics if you could distance yourself from your online persona. god help your campaign if anyone ever found your posts here. think wang's hot water, only 500x hotter.

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chrismayor.jpghere everyone goes. Have fun making fun of me for a bit. This was taken last Thursday at our bank's Grand Opening. This is the Mayor of Deerfield. With a smile like that, he's destined for a bright future in politics. MrB, go to the well and do what you do.girls, lie to me and tell me I look handsomeeveryone else, lay into me, I can take it. And for christ sake, everyone blow me. I need some head.
Work has blocked the image, so I'm assuming it's great. I'll blow you any day.
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also ron, I think you could seriously make a good run with politics if you could distance yourself from your online persona. god help your campaign if anyone ever found your posts here. think wang's hot water, only 500x hotter.
I mean come on, if the old people in Ron's neighborhood elected an electrical engineer mayor, Ron could at least run for State Senate.
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also ron, I think you could seriously make a good run with politics if you could distance yourself from your online persona. god help your campaign if anyone ever found your posts here. think wang's hot water, only 500x hotter.
Nah, I'm not that bright, and I have a big mouth.I had to give a minor, minor presentation at our quarterly retail meeting on Wednesday and I was surprisingly nervous. I want to think that I can just get up there and riff in front of 100 people, but I was nervous. My two jokes to start off went ok, but then again, half the room barely spoke english. It was in Miami.First joke was that I followed two different power point presentations, and I was just talking about something else. So, as I'm starting, I motioned to the back of the theater and asked the girl to start my power point, and then waited for a sec. Then I said, "oh, you didn't get it via interoffice mail? I sent it yesterday. Nevermind, I'm going without it" then started my speech. Then, I won a certain contest 4 weeks in a row, when nobody else has ever won it twice in a row. So, they wanted me to talk about what I was doing, etc. So, I told them I went to the guys office who runs the program, I sat him down, and I threatened to beat him senseless if I didnt start winning. 4 weeks in a row later, GREAT SUCCESS. I expected a bigger laugh, but it was moderate. Oh well, I was nervous and I'm seriously betting that 1/3 of the crowd didnt understand me. Seriously, Miami is a third world country and you can't, repeat cannot work down there if you only speak english. Bedtime for tubby.
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ok heres my day in review.left here after looking at reeds ****ing cats and cashed my check.didnt get any trouble at the bank but had to put a fingerprint on it.went from there to the beer store and back here.then i cruised down to beans friends at the weelky poker game and played for 2hours and won 10 bucks.didnt want to come back here so i went to the indian casino for a while.was down 200 until i got on a run and got up to 700 and cashed out.i got over the hangover from this morning and now im drunk again.its a weird drunk mayb e because i didnt eat anything today.i dont know really but who knows.you guys sure bitch a lot lately about nonsence.hey ron mexico you look like a guy here that works for us once in a while.lolli how did those sinks drain?im used to laughing at lest once when readin this thing but i didnt tonite.get funny or im quiting too.

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I apologize in advance to everybody else for this, since internet fighting is gay but there's nobody in this thread more obnoxious and retarded than Misterb.Here's the thing you don't get. You aren't right about anything. Why you ask? First off, I didn't "have anything coming to me" or any bad karma hanging over my head. Want to know why? It's probably because I NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG. Also, ya I lost about 25k in the last 30-40 days or so but you want to know the funniest part about that. I'VE STILL MADE MORE MONEY THAN YOU THIS YEAR AND I'M ONLY 19 YEARS OLD. Life is still good even when I'm down. You are creepy, you are obnoxious, you are shockingly unamusing (One would assume you would at least stumble ass backwards into a funny joke at least once) and even if nobody else will say it, I guarantee I'm not the only who feels this way. Dramabomb etc. etc. It makes me so sad that I'm posting on the internet on a Friday night but I had to get that off my chest.
I beg to differ, do you want the long or short list? QFDestructionofanothersickthreadlife.POOOOOOOOOOINT: GRINDER
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well, I'm drunk and there's a big ole mess at my house. LeftyJeff was over here tonight with a bunch of people drinking a bunch of faggoty french wine. The extra benefit, I get all of the leavings to see what happens tommorrow(or tonight as I'm drinking some of it and taking extra notes on it). I had a goot time, so yea, there's no drama here, so I guess I shouldn't have posted this

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well, I'm drunk and there's a big ole mess at my house. LeftyJeff was over here tonight with a bunch of people drinking a bunch of faggoty french wine. The extra benefit, I get all of the leavings to see what happens tommorrow(or tonight as I'm drinking some of it and taking extra notes on it). I had a goot time, so yea, there's no drama here, so I guess I shouldn't have posted this
Cool. I didn't take it seriously when you guys talked about meeting up. I'm so used to the level of ridiculousness around here that I pretty much assume everything is completely fabricated.
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Well, yeah. I've kinda been waiting for this one.
oh bizzle I didn't mean it, I was drunk, I didn't know what I was saying! bizzle come back! nooo! (I hart everybody) ((except speedz that cheeky faggot))
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omg u so sxy
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oh bizzle I didn't mean it, I was drunk, I didn't know what I was saying! bizzle come back! nooo! (I hart everybody) ((except speedz that cheeky faggot))
No man, I understand. You're sitting there thinking "Man, everyone in this thread thinks that I'm the best looking guy in here, I have got it made!" But you realize that with one shirtless picture, my superhot swimmerbod will instantly take that away. It's okay to hate me, I know you're just jealous.
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No man, I understand. You're sitting there thinking "Man, everyone in this thread thinks that I'm the best looking guy in here, I have got it made!" But you realize that with one shirtless picture, my superhot swimmerbod will instantly take that away. It's okay to hate me, I know you're just jealous.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
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No man, I understand. You're sitting there thinking "Man, everyone in this thread thinks that I'm the best looking guy in here, I have got it made!" But you realize that with one shirtless picture, my superhot swimmerbod will instantly take that away. It's okay to hate me, I know you're just jealous.
Well I'm sold already, I hate...HATE Shake!
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On a lighter note, it's been good to have Bradley in here lately. When I have seen them venture out of the Army thread, Bradley has been one of my two favorite army members-glad to see he has decided to join us in our time of bitchiness (or is it bitchyness? Lori, can you help me out here?)
:smilesandgoestoruboneoutwhilethinkingofBizzleface:Who is the other since you and I both know it's not Renae?(ducks and runs from Momma Ren)
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daddy worked out, now daddy is gonna go bowlin'. I hope they don't try to get me on the retard bus again after I'm done. Last time, I had to convince them that I was't with the "special" group. It took 45 minutes.

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Hey, get off my arse about the fcking camera allready. I have 200 fcking pics and i'll post every dog damn one of them, focused or not.Kidding, but seriously i'm starting to think i have the thickest skin here.Deb and I went to the bank this morning to join our bank accounts. Big guy that looked like RM took care of us. I did ask him if he knew him."Ever been to Miami? I have a friend there in banking named Ron Mexico" Awkward stare from guy and kick from Deb in the shin so I don't think he did.Go BearcatsGo WildcatsGo BuckeyesGo fck yourselves

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Deb and I went to the bank this morning to join our bank accounts. Big guy that looked like RM took care of us. I did ask him if he knew him."Ever been to Miami? I have a friend there in banking named Ron Mexico" Awkward stare from guy and kick from Deb in the shin so I don't think he did.
haha, your next question should've been whether he liked mcnuggets or not
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