Lolli 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 That Eyebrows dude?What gave it away? The fact that he called me "nig" or signed it "the pro"? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Soccer field at the local high school. Monday or Wednesday afternoons. Go there. It is my gift to you.ah thats more like it. thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 We would play the same game, only we would play while watching a strangers machines. Never being sure what the article of clothing really is, we'd focus on one article per machine. If it was yellow, we'd yell out YELLOW JOCKSTRAP!! DRINK!! and completely embarrass the poor soul whose laundry it really was.Ahh, I miss college.Damn these youngins and their lack of appreciation for the fun you make when you have no money to buy fun.One article per machine in every machine or just the ones you could see from where you were sitting? If it was every machine, I can just picture you stalking the lines of machines and then suddenly screaming "YELLOW JOCKSTRAP" while the other girls giggle and the laundry attendant is wondering which one was supposed to make sure you took your medicine. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 ah thats more like it. thanks.You have to buy alcohol for the highschool girls. The college girls are probably already drunk. You're broke, remember? Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Damn these youngins and their lack of appreciation for the fun you make when you have no money to buy fun.One article per machine in every machine or just the ones you could see from where you were sitting? If it was every machine, I can just picture you stalking the lines of machines and then suddenly screaming "YELLOW JOCKSTRAP" while the other girls giggle and the laundry attendant is wondering which one was supposed to make sure you took your medicine.LAUGHED OUT LOUD!Just the ones that we could see, tho the way you tell it sounds that much more fun. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 mmmmm maker's. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 mmmmm maker's.Mmm. This kind of fits into strat's point...when I was working I drank Maker's Mark, now I'm currently in the process of choking down a Popov vodka tonic.And it's totally worth it. Kind of like what Renae was saying, me and my friend might be having more fun drinking this than the good stuff, just because it's so funny that it's gross. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Mmm. This kind of fits into strat's point...when I was working I drank Maker's Mark, now I'm currently in the process of choking down a Popov vodka tonic.And it's totally worth it. Kind of like what Renae was saying, me and my friend might be having more fun drinking this than the good stuff, just because it's so funny that it's gross.Plastic handles of vodka FTW. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Plastic handles of vodka FTW.I'm not sure you can call it a win, but yes.I just spent 10 minutes cutting the frayed edges from my go-to shirt for my date tomorrow. And somehow a tiny corner had been cut off one of the front corners of the collar, so I evened it out by cutting off the corner on the other side. My perpetual roomate found this very funny. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Plastic handles of vodka FTW.It's so bad, but it's awesome when you realize that you and 4 others can get hammered for $12 total. Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 It's so bad, but it's awesome when you realize that you and 4 others can get hammered for $12 total.Gordon's? Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 In Key West a popular beer we kept running into was yuengling amber lager or something like that. Anyone ever try it? It was really good. I'm no beer maven like Shake or anything but dam, I drank the hell out of it.I can sympathize with Napa and Strat about wanting to be out earning money. I always worked and went to a local college but never hung out there or even met anyone. It wasn't like going away and dorms and such but I hated to be without money.As far as psycho's go, my son has been dating one for the last 4 months. Everyone knew there was something weird about her. She does have a great job and just completed her masters but it was just weird little things. When she met him and found out he was a lawyer she looked up everyghing about where he worked, who his boss was etc. Within a month she booked a cruise for them to go on. Whenever he isn't around she acts completely different than when he is. When she gets drunk she goes really nutty. Than about 6 weeks ago she informs Ryan that she booked them a weekend in Gatlinburg and dropped $1200 on a real nice suite, etc.. She told him she booked it for Oct 7th since the Bengals were on a bye. Ummm, she knew, because I told her, that we picked that weekend specifically to get married. She couldn't get her money back and threw a fit that he wouldn't go. They got in a huge fight while she was drunk and as Ryan said, "It was so bad I won't even repeat the things she said." So he broke it off, Thank DogHe called me last night and told me they made up. RAGE! I drink Yuengling alot. It's one of my favorite beers. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Gordon's?Georgi, or Crystal Palace (said like "Crys-tall") Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I drink Yuengling alot. It's one of my favorite beers.Shit, I forgot to mention this. Yuengling is definitely solid. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Gordon's?Gordon's/Arrow/Mohawk. When you live in a house with 40 mostly broke people you become a connoisseur of cheap liquor. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 It's so bad, but it's awesome when you realize that you and 4 others can get hammered for $12 total.Golden Wedding whiskey, AKA the golden shower AKA piss. It was the cheapest booze around but it actually tasted really good. Wait no, it was bearable after about 8 drinks but before that it was rough, but oh man would we get balls out drunk and it was more of a false confidence drunk so everyone who drank it was as motivated as a rapist.Since booze was so expensive in Canada we used to go onto the bridge to Detroit and half way across pull a U-turn and go back just to hit the duty free, which may or may not have been illegal. Ahhh the golden shower days. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Yes but don't you hide in your room when people come over? Hence you would'nt really like the social aspect of College. I just graduated a few months ago and I already miss it, the only thing I regret is that if I was good at poker 3 years ago I would have money and be able to enjoy college.It's hard to be social and do the party thing for me in part because I can't drink. I like hanging out with friends and generally am happier on a day to day basis when I do have some human contact. I probably would really enjoy this if I was as motivated/attractive/talented at poker as someone like grinder.Mmm. This kind of fits into strat's point...when I was working I drank Maker's Mark, now I'm currently in the process of choking down a Popov vodka tonic.And it's totally worth it. Kind of like what Renae was saying, me and my friend might be having more fun drinking this than the good stuff, just because it's so funny that it's gross.Delusional. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 It's hard to be social and do the party thing for me in part because I can't drink. I like hanging out with friends and generally am happier on a day to day basis when I do have some human contact. I probably would really enjoy this if I was as motivated/attractive/talented at poker (meh, I guess I'll let this one stand for now) as someone like grinder.Just curious, why can't you drink? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 It's hard to be social and do the party thing for me in part because I can't drink.How come? Did I know this? Yeah, that's a pain in the ass.Delusional.I can never tell if you're kidding. I'm actually not delusional about the alcohol thing...as much as it's fantastic to sit and enjoy a great scotch or bourbon, it's fucking hilarious and fun to drink complete shit. It's all about finding the positives regardless of your situation.I do miss having great meals. I make up for it by eating extremely cheaply once in a while for days or weeks at a time so I can take the excess from my budget and splurge on a fancy-pants meal. I've been in both situations, and trust me, I savor the good stuff that much more when I don't get to have it too often. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 It's hard to be social and do the party thing for me in part because I can't drink. I like hanging out with friends and generally am happier on a day to day basis when I do have some human contact. I probably would really enjoy this if I was as motivated/attractive/talented at poker as someone like grinder.Do you lack Alcohol Dehydrogenase? How come you can't drink?since when are you not good at poker???? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Just curious, why can't you drink?He's got a cathet- oh shit. Why can't you drink?Fuck Casey Blake Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I do miss having great meals. I make up for it by eating extremely cheaply once in a while for days or weeks at a time so I can take the excess from my budget and splurge on a fancy-pants meal. I've been in both situations, and trust me, I savor the good stuff that much more when I don't get to have it too often.insert obvious jewish joke ________________ Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 He's got a cathet- oh shit. Why can't you drink?I enjoyed this immensely.Normally, I would just laugh and go on but I was kinda mean to you the other day so I wanted to make up for that a little. Link to post Share on other sites
beans fan 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 i cantdrink any more either. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Just curious, why can't you drink?I had clinical depression a few years ago. Every psychologist I talked to when I was going through that strongly recommended that I stay away from alcohol for good. I'm fine to have a few beers and get buzzed, but it's uncomfortable as hell at parties to have to cut myself off. Link to post Share on other sites
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