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Uh, hello? National Treasure?
QFT, I love that movie, but yeah, Nic Cage is painful most times, but is good in a certain type of role
The Sick Thread: "Hey, at least we think we're funny."
The Sick Thread: Interweb home of Ron_MexicoC'mon, lets not kid each other, you people are nothing without me
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QFT, I love that movie, but yeah, Nic Cage is painful most times, but is good in a certain type of roleThe Sick Thread: Interweb home of Ron_MexicoC'mon, lets not kid each other, you people are nothing without me
you cry in the bathroom stall at work because you can't post here, don't you.I feel like giving a little update about my love life that nobody at all cares about. As some of you may remember, I had been talking to this girl at work last year around December, but then stopped talking to her for whatever reason. Well, it turns out she thought that she did something wrong and thought I hated her, while the whole time I thought she decided there was something about me she didn't like or something weird like that cause she wouldn't even look at me. Well, today we started talking again and cleared the whole thing up, and I'm gonna go see her at her second job on Friday (second job is a bar, go me) and maybe see what happens. This is all as long as that girl I hooked up with this past weekend isn't pregnant. I just reread that, and jesus I'm a faggot.
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I'm secure enough to say I miss you Chrissypoo.
I know
you cry in the bathroom stall at work because you can't post here, don't you. I just reread that, and jesus I'm a faggot.
Nope, kicking the habit nicelyand yes, yes you are.
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you cry in the bathroom stall at work because you can't post here, don't you.I feel like giving a little update about my love life that nobody at all cares about. As some of you may remember, I had been talking to this girl at work last year around December, but then stopped talking to her for whatever reason. Well, it turns out she thought that she did something wrong and thought I hated her, while the whole time I thought she decided there was something about me she didn't like or something weird like that cause she wouldn't even look at me. Well, today we started talking again and cleared the whole thing up, and I'm gonna go see her at her second job on Friday (second job is a bar, go me) and maybe see what happens. This is all as long as that girl I hooked up with this past weekend isn't pregnant. I just reread that, and jesus I'm a faggot.
But you were voted best looking faggot in this thread so you got that.
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But you were voted best looking faggot in this thread so you got that.
by George, you're right!I should tell her about that
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Sorry Theraflu, At least you might be able to draft the Chinese Kevin Garnett, meaning he will be a big man who isn't that tough and underachieves in the playoffs. Tough break.

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Sorry Theraflu, At least you might be able to draft the Chinese Kevin Garnett, meaning he will be a big man who isn't that tough and underachieves in the playoffs. Tough break.
oh I'm sorry, theraflu just put one of those plastic bags that he uses to bag the groceries with and is currently trying to suffocate himself
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sry, this one doesn't work on me anymore. try zimmer, mdg, or napa herman.
Ahhhh, but have you watched it since you had the uncontrollable desire to smoke a cigarette, take a nap, and never talk to her again?
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GG Wings. With how good Giguere is playing and how bad the Wings have played today, it's over. GL in the finals.

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oh I'm sorry, theraflu just put one of those plastic bags that he uses to bag the groceries with and is currently trying to suffocate himself
Eh, I'm not overly concerned, I just won't care about basketball for a decade. Portland sure is going to be nasty though. Boy, that NAB draft lottery, what a great system! And now Seattle won't get moved either! Wow!!!How bout them Yanks? (It's all I've got)
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I JUST FELT A KICK!
It's way to early to take that shit from your kid. Punch your wife in the stomach where you assume the baby's mouth is positioned.
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That was exhausting.

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Thank you.Random notes...-My parents' dog is an English Cocker Spaniel. Ryan2.jpgHe looks a lot like that except only one of his eyes has a patch of black fur over it...the other is completely white. Because of this flaw, he wasn't able to be a show dog and that's why he was put up for adoption. My mother finds this funny and even gave him a nickname because of it......wait for it...she calls him 'The One-Eyed Monster'. I live in constant fear of her googling this cute nickname she created to see if anyone else calls their dog that.-My father and I watched the draft together and weren't at all surprised that the Celts have the 5th pick. The franchise has been draft-fucked more than any other team in history (if you count Bias dying three days after they drafted him, which I do). I don't really care except for the fact that it would have been fun to watch Oden or Durant play for them over the next 5-6 years (at least).-The conference finals are pathetic. I'd pay David Stern $10 to just circumvent the rest of the playoffs and have the Spurs and Suns play another best of 7 series, plus one more best of 7 if they need a tiebreaker.-I still can't decide what tv to get.
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This man vs. wild show is ****ing insane. Things this guy has done so far:1. caught a small snake (live) and bit it's head off and ate the body raw. 2. Befriended a wild horse and tried to make reins out of vines and ride the wild horse.3. sharpened a stick which he used to throw at a rabbit (he hit it on the head and killed it)4. let an ant bite him on the tongue.5. took off his pants while going across a lake to use them as a life vest.

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Here we go, Wings aren't dead yet.
Yes, yes they are.Go Pistons.
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im waiting for a simply out of control poll.or maybe a simply out of birth control dancing the pole on the north pole poll.im drunk can you tell
This is out of control and frankly I don't find it funny. Grow up people
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