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Fascinating. I would love to attend if available.Thank You
I really can't tell if you're serious or not. Both would be funny, but for different reasons. And I gotta tell ya, I'm rooting hard for you to be mocking her.
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Even though the sound of it is something I can't remember...
It's something quite atrocious.And well done on shucking the guilt of normal society.
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look, we all take some nasty beats. I probably in a month play as many hands as you do, and I take just as many beats, I just don't feel like thinking that someone will console me on something that happens all the time if you play enough poker. life happens, shit happens. get used to it
Like I said above, I think about 10 people have already asked him to quit and he hasn't. I was just curious as to why he keeps posting hands with no potential other than bad beat discussion. I know he isn't results-oriented so it was kind of confusing for me.
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In celebration of my 2 year anniversary on FCP I'm going to try to set up a sorta FCP 180 SNG on stars tonight. So who ever wants to play tonight…I'm thinking around 9pm...I'll post the tournie ID
Fascinating. I would love to attend if available.Thank You
IN - serious
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
What is the final word used in the worlds fastest texter competition.-Correct, pick again.alex-trebek.jpg"I'll take 'Reasons MDG thinks he's straight when he's really not for $300 Alex."
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It's something quite atrocious.And well done on shucking the guilt of normal society.
Yup. I'm pretty proud of myself right now. My face is resting on a gallon jug of Arrowhead Mountain Spring Water (on the bottle, the word "spring" is underlined).
Like I said above, I think about 10 people have already asked him to quit and he hasn't. I was just curious as to why he keeps posting hands with no potential other than bad beat discussion. I know he isn't results-oriented so it was kind of confusing for me.
He's a dumbass, but I like him.
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What is the final word used in the worlds fastest texter competition.-Correct, pick again.alex-trebek.jpg"I'll take 'Reasons MDG thinks he's straight when he's really not for $300 Alex."
No. Very unfunny. We keep telling you to give it up. You've got a lot of skills, and I love you, but this is not your area of expertise.
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They look all fucking weird.
hahaha thats too funny. I told my nephew the samething when he sent the pic to me. It was his prom this past weekend in georgia. I am glad someone said that now I can show him i wasnt the only one to think that.
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hahaha thats too funny. I told my nephew the samething when he sent the pic to me. It was his prom this past weekend in georgia. I am glad someone said that now I can show him i wasnt the only one to think that.
A simple "yes" would have done. Just, "Yes. Yes, Caleb those are my sisters."
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They look all fucking weird. Are they your sisters or something?
My apartment smells like rich mahogany; those girls look like they're made of it. I'm not keen on fashions inspired by highlighter pens either.
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A simple "yes" would have done. Just, "Yes. Yes, Caleb those are my sisters."
Not my sisters, but funny either way. So yes, Caleb them are my sisters. haha. I just sent him what you said he sent me a couple picks of the one he took. lol. i will post em in a few.
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No. Very unfunny. We keep telling you to give it up. You've got a lot of skills, and I love you, but this is not your area of expertise.
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Now thats funny women guidos. Heres a few more of his date. hes trying to defend her so enjoy it like i am.33erm2p.jpg418290189_l.jpgl_9fef52cb948c4683f14f3ef8ed1429fe.jpghe said this was his favorite. I told him she still looks weird. But I would do it just cause of the nice body.

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And by the way, congratulations on Manchester United clinching the Premiership.
I've had a massive grin from ear to ear since yesterday. What'd be even cooler is for us to beat chelski in the FA Cup for the double on my BDay
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Now thats funny women guidos. Heres a few more of his date. hes trying to defend her so enjoy it like i am.he said this was his favorite. I told him she still looks weird. But I would do it just cause of the nice body.
She's really going to be embarrassed of these in ten years.
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Now thats funny women guidos. Heres a few more of his date. hes trying to defend her so enjoy it like i am.33erm2p.jpg418290189_l.jpgl_9fef52cb948c4683f14f3ef8ed1429fe.jpghe said this was his favorite. I told him she still looks weird. But I would do it just cause of the nice body.
She looks like a female bodybuilder, only with boobs and a moustache.
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Like I said above, I think about 10 people have already asked him to quit and he hasn't. I was just curious as to why he keeps posting hands with no potential other than bad beat discussion. I know he isn't results-oriented so it was kind of confusing for me.
I still think my drinking game out of zim's BB posts is the best solution. I usually solve my bad beats by shouting as many swears as I can at the computer. Shouting at a screen is actually a lot more fun then it seems. well, it sure is better then kicking a puppy. *note, nothing I just wrote really has anything to do with what jeffstrat posted, I just felt like quoting him and going off in another direction
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but the new blood of Silky and Socal and Napa and Rocket and young Beans and IQ (when he is not going down on a shemale), has continued the OP intent.
*tears of joy*
College virgins must be studying for finals, although Zim is done and is preparing for weinis surgery.
I was done with finals, but I can't seem to remember why I missed the tournament. I wasn't drunk or high...Oh yeah, I was watching the Indians play and forgot about it. I'm def. in this week though.
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