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I got incredibly lucky tonight and found Boulevard Lunar Ale at some horrible liquor store in Leavenworth. Like, I searched all of the high-caliber stores in Lawrence (college town) and find it in the prison town with no effort.Side note: this beer is AMAZING. Renae, you need to go to a nice liquor store in a few weeks and see if they have this in stock. Seriously.

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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Two thumbs and a big fan of this girl? 1821_1.jpgThis guy.Odette Yustman. She's in October Road. A show that I like that will probably get cancelled. She looks even better on the show. Just divine.this is the picture of her from the show. Its her IMDB page. Obviously, I'm a fan. She's young though. 21http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0756573/369...ette&seq=10I dare you to look at that pick on the link and tell me she's not awesome.Sadly, I'm sober.

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Sadly, yes
Obviously you dont have a big Easter Sunday planned in advance by the ole lady with relatives that you cant stand....I'm practicing for the day of misery right now...Shane and I had a long discussion about you on the way out. Details to follow...
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Obviously you dont have a big Easter Sunday planned in advance by the ole lady with relatives that you cant stand....I'm practicing for the day of misery right now...Shane and I had a long discussion about you on the way out. Details to follow...
you should hide an easter egg in your assI love that my name comes up with people. I'm now aroused. No, not really an easter guy
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you should hide an easter egg in your assI love that my name comes up with people. I'm now aroused. No, not really an easter guy
He told me that your style reminded him of Kevin James, which makes sense because he was kicked off the lot by James and Rosenthal once for disorderly conduct....I smoothed it over and convinced Levinson to use Coronas in the movie "Bandits" in the same breath....Ooops... I dropped something again
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Silly... bunnies don't lay regular eggs, they lay chocolate ones. cream-eggs.jpg
You're goddamn right they do.I am psyched as hell for some Cadbury Cream Eggs.
nope.
Me either. I know at least one person in this thread who's posted pictures of their tits got a drunk text tonight.
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Me and a friend picked it up when we were 19 based solely on the fact that it was the same name as the soccer team. was possibly the worst beer ever.
Haha. This made me giggle because it's like you think 'Newcastle' is the same as 'Arsenal', just the team name and not a location in England from where the team originates. I'm sure you know that Newcastle is a city though..
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It's probably not too hard to figure out from my av/title that I still haven't changed my password to restrict access from a certain someone.
Don't deny your love for Moomin. You think he is delightful.Unrelated: for Easter my dad gave me a set of little chocolates, 3 eggs and 2 rabbits. I don't really like chocolate but I'm hungry so I just bit into one of the eggs and ohhh man, I forgot how amazing Lindor chocolate is. For real Lindt's Lindor chocolate >>>>>>>>>>>> any other chocolate. It melts in your mouth like panna cotta. Yum.Edit: just after I typed this I of course dropped an egg on my carpet. Fluffy egg is not delicious. I chucked it in the bin.
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well, anybody isn't watching the UFC tonight is a fucking faggot. Thats all.just kidding. not really.but seriously, Newcastle is freaking gross. What happened? I used to love it. Now its horrible. Tastes like freaking maple syrup. Gross.
Is it old? Sometimes imports sit on shelves/fridges of liquor stores for a while, and I can't imagine a 6 month old newcastle would be very tasty. Get it on tap next time you go to Uno's, your love for it should be refreshed.
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Is it old? Sometimes imports sit on shelves/fridges of liquor stores for a while, and I can't imagine a 6 month old newcastle would be very tasty. Get it on tap next time you go to Uno's, your love for it should be refreshed.
well I have no idea what Uno's is, but the next time I go there I'll do that. It was about 3 months old I guess, that could've been it. But whatever it was, it was gross. Tasted like thick maple syrup, which is NOT what beer should taste like. Right now I don't particularly like any beer though, as I'm quite close to death with my hangover. I don't know if anybody watched that UFC last night, but good sweet lord. What the hell? Thats all I can say about it. Something just ain't right here.
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Two thumbs and a big fan of this girl? 1821_1.jpgThis guy.Odette Yustman. She's in October Road. A show that I like that will probably get cancelled. She looks even better on the show. Just divine.this is the picture of her from the show. Its her IMDB page. Obviously, I'm a fan. She's young though. 21http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0756573/369...ette&seq=10I dare you to look at that pick on the link and tell me she's not awesome.Sadly, I'm sober.
She could yank my cottontail anytime she wanted.Happy Easter Sickies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well I have no idea what Uno's is, but the next time I go there I'll do that. It was about 3 months old I guess, that could've been it. But whatever it was, it was gross. Tasted like thick maple syrup, which is NOT what beer should taste like. Right now I don't particularly like any beer though, as I'm quite close to death with my hangover. I don't know if anybody watched that UFC last night, but good sweet lord. What the hell? Thats all I can say about it. Something just ain't right here.
Uno's = restaurant, started in Chicago (?) but we got 'em all over the place in MA, don't know what the locations are like across the country.Merry Easter.
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Happy Easter you ****in ****s.Women make men do some crazy things, very crazy things. For example, start learning Russian at 4a.m. because you had an opportunity to say something moments before that would've been magnificent. I had a great time in Miami, it was actually one of my better vacations in life. I hope you all enjoy your Easter Sunday.Ya daryu tebe svayu lyubov'

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Happy Easter you ****in ****s.Women make men do some crazy things, very crazy things. For example, start learning Russian at 4a.m. because you had an opportunity to say something moments before that would've been magnificent. I had a great time in Miami, it was actually one of my better vacations in life. I hope you all enjoy your Easter Sunday.Ya daryu tebe svayu lyubov'
Is that Russian for "I hope I don't get pounded in the *** by a large (but cute) black man?"
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He told me that your style reminded him of Kevin James, which makes sense because he was kicked off the lot by James and Rosenthal once for disorderly conduct....I smoothed it over and convinced Levinson to use Coronas in the movie "Bandits" in the same breath....Ooops... I dropped something again
Never watched that movie for some reason.I like Kevin James, so thats something.And C-Dub, lick.balls.
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I don't know if anybody watched that UFC last night, but good sweet lord. What the hell? Thats all I can say about it. Something just ain't right here.
Recap?I hope you mean in a good way. I need to order more UFC. I wanted to see Sanchez/KoscheckEdit: Just looked up the results. Wow. Sanchez/Koscheck looked to be a boring fight, but fuckin Matt Serra beating GSP????? Wow
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No.They are on down here, not once has anyone ever told me I should listen to them. Not once. That says something. Besides, their billboards make me not want to listen to them.Howard Stern is the best, but I am literally too lazy to go get Sirius. Seriously.
you'd love it ron, he's funny as ever not censored. plus the music channels and Bluff poker on wednesday nights. And they will carry the WSOP.
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A super thread is exactly what the hockey forum needs. I can't wait till we get our own pseudo-lesbians, and go on trips together.Let's also have so many inside jokes that no other person on earth can know what the hell we're talking about without first reading thousands of pages of marginally humorous people trying desperately to make their e-friends laugh, and receive as much attention as possible, all the while acting as conceited as they know how.Let's get it started!
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