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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Hey wang, I sent you an update via P.M.
You know what this forum could use the next time they upgrade? Some kind of feature that notifies the member that he has a new personal message. That would be great.
I don't know if I have no respect for older cartoons, but how is Mighty Mouse better than Bender?
The early, operatic Mighty Mouse cartoons often portrayed Mighty Mouse as a ruthless fighter. He would dole out a considerable amount of punishment, subduing the cats to the point of giving up their evil plan and running away. Mighty Mouse would then chase down the escaping cats, and continue beating them mercilessly, usually hurling or punching them miles away to finish the fight. A favorite move is to sudden fly up to just under a much larger opponent's chin and thrown a blinding flurry of punches that leaves the enemy reeling.
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Hey wang, I sent you an update via P.M.
I'm pretty sure he'll see the PM before this post. Although, I'm enjoying your cryptic messages to Wang in the sense that nobody cares enough to ask what they are about.
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You know what this forum could use the next time they upgrade? Some kind of feature that notifies the member that he has a new personal message. That would be great.
Or what JJJ says.
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And now, introducing the newest toy to rival even the ulmighty Magic Bullet. I just absolutey have to get one of these.The RODEX 6000 You stick it down ground holes and blow the sh.it out of moles and gophers and other rodents. The even joke in the add about the enjoyment the owner gets.http://www.rodexindustries.com/There's a video to watch!There sig is, "It works and it's fun!"

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I'm pretty sure he'll see the PM before this post. Although, I'm enjoying your cryptic messages to Wang in the sense that nobody cares enough to ask what they are about.
You may be right, but you may be crazyBoy I love that Billy Joel. And I know he'll se it there first, the redundency is part of the process tyvm. And it wouldn't matter if they cared or not. Unlike some people, I don't post PMs
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FYP?
if by E.D. you mean emotional dysfunction then yes. But as far as my body goes, everything is functioning properly except when I run into the occasional she-male
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Of course I do, however, I didn't want to spill the Beans that Mr. B's Wang only works in Mexico.
That voodoo prostitute in Chiuaua really did put a curse on me eh?I am asking here, because these are the things I don't know about. And there is a statistical chance that some of the males here do.
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Mexi, I'm looking forward to hearing what happens with you and this Ju.I've always wanted to get a dog and name him Moo. That way when he gets loose I can run around the neighborhood mooing at the top of my lungs. I realize this isn't as funny as it was when I was younger, but that's my dream and I'm sticking to it.

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Mexi, I'm looking forward to hearing what happens with you and this Ju.I've always wanted to get a dog and name him Moo. That way when he gets loose I can run around the neighborhood mooing at the top of my lungs. I realize this isn't as funny as it was when I was younger, but that's my dream and I'm sticking to it.
It's actually still funny, to me anyway. There's a golf course I play at with some pasture land and cows often come to the fence. I moo at them. It seems fun at the time.
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Mexi, I'm looking forward to hearing what happens with you and this Ju.I've always wanted to get a dog and name him Moo. That way when he gets loose I can run around the neighborhood mooing at the top of my lungs. I realize this isn't as funny as it was when I was younger, but that's my dream and I'm sticking to it.
I'm not actually gonna do it. I'm kind of a fag.She does say hello to me often, so that must mean she wants to bang me right?is it sad that I'm actually too lazy to sign out of this account and into my regular one, because tomorrow, I'll have to sign back in at work?Screw it.I have to poop.Oh, I forgot why I got on here. I'm the first to register tonight. What's up, nobody playing? Because if not, I'll find something else (re: jerkoff, twice) to do.
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I'm not actually gonna do it. I'm kind of a fag.She does say hello to me often, so that must mean she wants to bang me right?is it sad that I'm actually too lazy to sign out of this account and into my regular one, because tomorrow, I'll have to sign back in at work?Screw it.I have to poop.Oh, I forgot why I got on here. I'm the first to register tonight. What's up, nobody playing? Because if not, I'll find something else (re: jerkoff, twice) to do.
You disgust me.
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couple of things.i used to have a dog named moo.it was a nickname actually.im impressed with ronmexicos humor so far and not surprised to find that hes a banker after reading beans pms about how to launder 60k a while back.speedz99 is fun to read too.what i gather is that its just a few select people that are almost completely lazy that post in here.that good.im in for the long haul.count me in.

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