I Called In Sick Today

[IQCrash 1]

If this is true, I must be the most beloved poster in the thread.It MUST be true!God, is it true?

Only because you send pictures of your cans to anyone who asks.Speaking of which, am I the only one who has ever said "Hey how come these are all cropped and your head is not in any of them?"Show us what the head on top of those tits look like please.

[CardWarfare 4]

Only because you send pictures of your cans to anyone who asks.Speaking of which, am I the only one who has ever said "Hey how come these are all cropped and your head is not in any of them?"Show us what the head on top of those tits look like please.

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p?showuser=9160

[IQCrash 1]

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p?showuser=9160

Yeah. Not good enough.I call shenanigans.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Only because you send pictures of your cans to anyone who asks.Speaking of which, am I the only one who has ever said "Hey how come these are all cropped and your head is not in any of them?"Show us what the head on top of those tits look like please.

oh, you haven't seen that pic?:betchya can't wait till I get on AIM now face:I'm off like a dirty shirt.

[CardWarfare 4]

Yeah. Not good enough.I call shenanigans.

I don't get it.Oh, wait, you mean... Like she has to take new pictures of her rack and face in the sa... to prove tha...OHHH...Yeah! Shenanigans!

[CardWarfare 4]

Yeah. Not good enough.I call shenanigans.

oh, you didn't know?

See, at least your FYPs are better than mine.

[MisterB 2]

Kind of a dark navy blue with a light gayish-blue.

Hmmm, I would have to go out on a limb to give you a 7 for your lounge gear. With your complextion you should definitely be sticking to lighter colors (not to mention you're in FL where it's spring). In addition, I would reccomend wearing graphic t's, but it's time to let go with the t's that have stupid phrases on them. I saw way too many "**** me I'm Irish" "Myspace blah blah I don't care blah" this weekend to really make me vomit, which I did. You want to be a veternarian? Man up and act like one, at least wear some Ralph Lauren flanels with the cute horsey on them.On a serious note, 4 years ago today I was in Iraq firing missiles that started the ground campaign for Operation Iraqi Freedom. Political opinions aside, I would ask you to pray for (or at least think about) the soldiers who were there, are there now, and those who went and never made it back in both Afghanistan and Iraq.

[Lolli 0]

Only because you send pictures of your cans to anyone who asks.Speaking of which, am I the only one who has ever said "Hey how come these are all cropped and your head is not in any of them?"Show us what the head on top of those tits look like please.

Hahaha, there were plenty of people who asked that I never sent them to. Hell, I didnt need to, I believe they made their rounds, considering LG has even seen them.and maybe the head is cropped off because they are really not mine.

[Napa_Don 688]

Phew, I really didn't wanna have to stop posting here. Also, this weekend we are havin a bus party with the G Phi's(a sorority) in which we'll pre-party, then drink on the bus, and then go to a bar and drink some more, get back on the bus and drink and then pass out at home. The catch is, the G Phi's can't drink on the bus and might not pre-party so it's just gonna be a lot of drunk guys hitting on sober girls for a while. I also intened on finding some leopard print material and wearing it as a toga(think tarzan) since it's supposed to be jungle themed. Then saturday nite we're having our week late st. patty's day party since everybody was gone on spring break last weekend. I'm going to be inviting my pledge mom from A K Psi(the premier developer of something something business professionals) to come since I'm required to hang out with her as part of the pledge program. I plan on getting rediciously drunk and hitting on her cause shes kinda cute and her boyfriend goes to the high school that was the rival of my high school.

[CardWarfare 4]

and maybe the head is cropped off because they are really not mine.

[IQCrash 1]

Phew, I really didn't wanna have to stop posting here. Also, this weekend we are havin a bus party with the G Phi's(a sorority) in which we'll pre-party, then drink on the bus, and then go to a bar and drink some more, get back on the bus and drink and then pass out at home. The catch is, the G Phi's can't drink on the bus and might not pre-party so it's just gonna be a lot of drunk guys hitting on sober girls for a while. I also intened on finding some leopard print material and wearing it as a toga(think tarzan) since it's supposed to be jungle themed.

Worst. College. Ever.You guys have no idea how date rape actually works, do you?

[DOG 0]

IFYP???Now I know why I finished 3rd in a three man race in FYPs. Give it to me straight, I'm barely above Naked Cowboy and MisterB in FYP's aren't I?

The people have spoken McNugget breath:Best FYP'er:kers2 [ 21 ] [42.00%] Ouch-8s [ 16 ] [32.00%] Ron_Mexico [ 13 ] [26.00%]

If this is true, I must be the most beloved poster in the thread.It MUST be true!God, is it true?

Sadly - yes

On a serious note, 4 years ago today I was in Iraq firing missiles that started the ground campaign for Operation Iraqi Freedom. Political opinions aside, I would ask you to pray for (or at least think about) the soldiers who were there, are there now, and those who went and never made it back in both Afghanistan and Iraq.

Amen brother.

[IQCrash 1]

Political opinions aside, I would ask you to pray for (or at least think about) the soldiers who were there, are there now, and those who went and never made it back in both Afghanistan and Iraq.

Word. I've got boys still out there.

[Napa_Don 688]

Hmmm, I would have to go out on a limb to give you a 7 for your lounge gear. With your complextion you should definitely be sticking to lighter colors (not to mention you're in FL where it's spring). In addition, I would reccomend wearing graphic t's, but it's time to let go with the t's that have stupid phrases on them. I saw way too many "**** me I'm Irish" "Myspace blah blah I don't care blah" this weekend to really make me vomit, which I did. You want to be a veternarian? Man up and act like one, at least wear some Ralph Lauren flanels with the cute horsey on them.On a serious note, 4 years ago today I was in Iraq firing missiles that started the ground campaign for Operation Iraqi Freedom. Political opinions aside, I would ask you to pray for (or at least think about) the soldiers who were there, are there now, and those who went and never made it back in both Afghanistan and Iraq.

R.I.P. Staff Sgt. Gregory L. Tull You were like a brother to me

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Okay, so as I've mentioned before, after grappling with the issue long and hard, I made the decision to see a shrink and see what kind of fucked up issues my brain has. I was referred to a psychiatrist, and had my appointment with him today. I feel the need to emphasize that, while I may be leaving a few things out, this is all 100% true, and taken completely in context. Actual dialogue is preserved whenever possible.So I show up a little late, fill out my forms, and the secretary tells me to walk into his office. AsianDoc: "Herro. You are young man from paper. I think, thirtyish."Oh my God, my psychiatrist is a goddamned stereotype right out of a CardWarfare impression. He's Korean, and speaking broken English.Wang: "Yeah. Twenty-three."So introductions are made, and he tries to get the nature of my problems. I explain, and we talk about my history, etc., etc.AsianDoc: (interrupting) "Do you arlways talk fast?"Wang: "What? Uh, yeah. I guess so."Doc: "Because you tarlk very fast."Wang: "Yeah, I guess I do."Doc: "Family? Does mom and dad talk fast?"Wang: (confused) "Uh, yeah, I guess so."Doc: "How fast?"Wang: "I dunno. Everyone in my family kinda speedz through conversations."Doc: "Faster or slower than you? Or the same?"Wang: "Gee... Uh, I'd guess about the same, maybe a little slower. I've always been a really fast talker. Dinner at the Wang household is always pretty interesting..."Doc: (pause) "Because you all talk so fast?"Wang: (incredulous) "Yeah. Because we all talk so fast."At this point I'm just flabbergasted. Why the fuck is this guy so interested in how fast I talk? I see his point to some degree, but I kept trying to explain that my mind does NOT race, and that my fast talking is just that. It's just FAST TALKING. My thoughts are perfectly organized, but I debated in highschool and trained myself to talk really, really fast. Doc: "So, when you talk, or tell a story, how do you tell the story?"Wang: (speechless) "What?"Doc: "Like how many detail? Do you say, I went to the mall, I bought shoes, boomdone? Or do you say, I got in car, put car in reverse, opened garage, back out of garage, drive at 75 on expressway so and so, go to so and so mall, walk for 10 minute, then buy shoe?"Wang: "..."Wang: "I'm not boring, if that's what you're asking..."So he wanted me to explain how I talk about things. I tried to explain that I relate to people through anecdotes and hypotheticals, but he had not clue what I was talking about. He just wanted to know whether I focused on mundane details, or if I was a ToThePoint, kinda guy. I told him, "Kinda inbetween." Then he asked:Doc: "Do you tell your stories as fast as you talk to other people?"I have no clue what's going on. Why is he asking me about stories? Why is he so focused on how fast I talk? WHAT IS GOING ON?!Doc: "When you drink, do you talk slower?"Wang: "I don't know. I've never really kept track. I th-"Doc: "Do you think you drink to slow your talking down?"Wang: "What? No. Who does that? I don't do that. I drank because I liked getting really, really drunk all the time."Doc: "But could you like being drunk because it slows you down? Because it slows down how fast you talk?"Wang: "...."It was the same fucking thing, over and over again. He was OBSESSED with the speed at which I communicate. I kept trying to explain that my mind doesn't race, but he kept waving me off, going back to my fast-talking habits. Eventually, we get to the good part. Meds.Doc: "Well, I have treatment idea. I'm going to give you this drug. It will stimulate some of the same neurotransmitters released by alcohol, but will also slow some things down, and give you a chance to rest, not moving so fast."Wang: "...."Doc: "So? What do you think?"Wang: "Will this drug, say, slow down the speed at which I talk?"Doc: "Well yes. I should hope so."Great. So basically my quack doctor prescribed me a medication for depression based SOLELY ON THE FACT THAT I TALK LIKE A NEWYORK JEW. Great.Wang

[speedz99 145]

Hmmm, I would have to go out on a limb to give you a 7 for your lounge gear. With your complextion you should definitely be sticking to lighter colors (not to mention you're in FL where it's spring).

I don't plan on leaving the house in my flannel pj's. Does that make a difference?

In addition, I would reccomend wearing graphic t's, but it's time to let go with the t's that have stupid phrases on them. I saw way too many "**** me I'm Irish" "Myspace blah blah I don't care blah" this weekend to really make me vomit, which I did.

In the four years that I've owned this shirt it has never been worn in public.

You want to be a veternarian? Man up and act like one, at least wear some Ralph Lauren flanels with the cute horsey on them.

Now this is good advice.

On a serious note, 4 years ago today I was in Iraq firing missiles that started the ground campaign for Operation Iraqi Freedom. Political opinions aside, I would ask you to pray for (or at least think about) the soldiers who were there, are there now, and those who went and never made it back in both Afghanistan and Iraq.

Done. Glad you made it back.

[speedz99 145]

Great.Wang

That story wasn't funny...more disturbing. May I recommend you try seeing another (real) shrink? I have a friend that started seeing one about a month ago and he's extremely happy about it. He's as fucked up as you, just in a different (less funny) way.

[CardWarfare 4]

So I show up a little late, fill out my forms, and the secretary tells me to walk into his office. AsianDoc: "Herro. You are young man from paper. I think, thirtyish."Oh my God, my psychiatrist is a goddamned stereotype right out of a CardWarfare impression. He's Korean, and speaking broken English.

I actually laughed way too hard when I read this. FWIW, Your doc did way too much talking, and way too little talking about anything that matters. Fuckin chinks.

[Whiskey16 1]

That story wasn't funny...more disturbing. May I recommend you try seeing another (real) shrink? I have a friend that started seeing one about a month ago and he's extremely happy about it. He's as fucked up as you, just in a different (less funny) way.

Yeah, finding the right one is important. It took me about talking to about 4 to find one that I could reasonably feel comfortable talking to. Then, he gave me medicine that made me feel like complete shit, so I stopped going, and was miserable for about the last 11 years.In retrospect, I should have just ditched the medicine and kept doing the therapy, but whatchagonnado?Take the time to find one who you feel like is really listenning to you and who you're really willing to talk to.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

That story wasn't funny...more disturbing. May I recommend you try seeing another (real) shrink? I have a friend that started seeing one about a month ago and he's extremely happy about it. He's as fucked up as you, just in a different (less funny) way.

You know, I'm starting to think I'm not fucked up. I'm just a fucking *****. On a scale of 1-10, I'd say my psychiatric problems are something like a 3. I'm basically just unhappy, which is understandable because I'm a loser. Give me a little Prozac and a college degree, and I'll be fine in a few days.And, yeah, I'm not going back to this guy or taking any of the sample pills he gave me. I got out of there ASAP.

I actually laughed way too hard when I read this. FWIW, Your doc did way too much talking, and way too little talking about anything that matters. Fuckin chinks.

Yeah, no shit.

[CardWarfare 4]

Yeah, no shit.

The fact that he went for meds on the first meeting is kind of scary, to be honest.

[MisterB 2]

I don't plan on leaving the house in my flannel pj's. Does that make a difference?

Yes, it does.

In the four years that I've owned this shirt it has never been worn in public.

Shame. Didn't see that one coming. I know you like to take your time and analyze what you wear before you go out. You're not a "throw on wrinkled jeans and dirty shirt on" kind of guy.

Now this is good advice.

Of course it is

Done. Glad you made it back.

Thank You.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

The fact that he went for meds on the first meeting is kind of scary, to be honest.

Really? I just assumed that's what psychiatric referrals were for. Psychologist does the therapy thing, tries to find a diagnosis, and when he feels comfortable, he sends you to the PillMan

[speedz99 145]

You know, I'm starting to think I'm not fucked up. I'm just a fucking *****.

Obviously this is very possible.Speaking of shrinks and pills, I need to figure out how to get my hands on some Adderall starting this summer. Ideas?

[dms26 3]

Agreed.We all know it doesn't affect them until the pictures come out anyway.:what was my Tribe pw again face:

we can't post the naked orgy pics on tribe anymore