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Nah. Not with me. Chris and I are good. I hate most of what Chris hates about the Army, but I have some people in there that I consider good friends, so I mostly post there, but I've posted annoyance with a lot of crap in there, and most everyone knows it. As much as I've told some in the army, if you aren't prepared for anyone to make fun of it, don't post it, I also don't think that people have to be mean just for the sake of being mean when they know it's gonna hurt. As for posting that pic, I'm just messin with Chris, and he also wouldn't really care at this point, since he knows more people, and to my knowledge, has lost a bunch of weight since the pic was taken.I'm just messin with Chris.
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I think I was passed out during this conversation. I really don't care, though. But I do remember a certain pic of you that I have that I had posted and removed for someone's vanity reasons. I'm sure I can find it somewhere if you don't remember.
No dingbat, Jeff_789 and Renae discussed it on your thread. I am not privy to real time discussions.As far as that picture is concerned, I don't care. I did care because its an awful picture of me and its from the side, and I'm hunched over so I look about 5 bills. I am about 50 lbs lighter than that now, so take your idle threats and shove them up your hairy, jewish rectum. I'll follow them with my tiny irish penis.
thank you kindly. and my apologies, but i don't really do passwords any more, nor do i know where to find some.
Well, get to work and find me one.
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I don't know what the big deal is. I'd fuck every single guy in the Army.
We actually have a special surprise set of pics just for you.
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Nah. Not with me. Chris and I are good. I hate most of what Chris hates about the Army, but I have some people in there that I consider good friends, so I mostly post there, but I've posted annoyance with a lot of crap in there, and most everyone knows it. As much as I've told some in the army, if you aren't prepared for anyone to make fun of it, don't post it, I also don't think that people have to be mean just for the sake of being mean when they know it's gonna hurt. As for posting that pic, I'm just messin with Chris, and he also wouldn't really care at this point, since he knows more people, and to my knowledge, has lost a bunch of weight since the pic was taken.I'm just messin with Chris.
No dingbat, Jeff_789 and Renae discussed it on your thread. I am not privy to real time discussions.As far as that picture is concerned, I don't care. I did care because its an awful picture of me and its from the side, and I'm hunched over so I look about 5 bills. I am about 50 lbs lighter than that now, so take your idle threats and shove them up your hairy, jewish rectum. I'll follow them with my tiny irish penis.
classic. He completes me.
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We actually have a special surprise set of pics just for you.
Please be true please be true please be true.
Fatty fatty fat fat.
It's like black on black crime. Nobody wins, except the whites.
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No dingbat, Jeff_789 and Renae discussed it on your thread. I am not privy to real time discussions.
Heh, I musta missed that one. I thought they were discussing having discussed it while we were there. Oh well.Oh, but we were thinking of you all. I think there's a group "Invisible Bike" picutre that'll get posted at some point. I'm sure there'll be plenty to pick apart in that picture.
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Oh, but we were thinking of you all. I think there's a group "Invisible Bike" picutre that'll get posted at some point. I'm sure there'll be plenty to pick apart in that picture.
You're good people, sir.We can have fat mansex anytime.
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makes me want to fucking puke when the thread turns into the grinder feeding frenzy.
So you're saying I shouldn't IM him and ask for a stake. Ok.
I'm not gonna lie, I thought when u weren't going to post naked pictures of yourself it was a little douchey.-Napa Don
Rugged.
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"Apology Take 3"To Grinder and everybody else that I have obviously offended,I am extremely sorry for the comments that I made over this past weekend. I realize that I was way out of line in saying that and that grinder had already went way out of his way in donating money to the sick thread tournaments and that I thank grinder for accepting my apologies and still offering to help me with my tourney game after the fact. I wish that you would all forgive me as well as I sincerely regret what I said and all the unnecessary drama that was brought up as a result of it. This will probably be my last post here as I realize that many of you lost a great deal of respect for me as a result of my error and unless mass acceptance of my final apology I will believe this to be true. Sincerely, Napa

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It's like black on black crime. Nobody wins, except the whites.
This is so funny in a :look over your back before you laugh: kind of wayDamnit that's twice, so what are you wearing today?
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This will probably be my last post here as I realize that many of you lost a great deal of respect for me as a result of my error and unless mass acceptance of my final apology I will believe this to be true. Sincerely, Napa
Dont be so suburban, this is the new millenium. There are no more lines... Basicially don't ***** out that easily, so what you ****ed up, dont go run away just because you said something wrong and got nailed for it. It went way overboard and you apologized and life goes on. Me personally i'd lose more respect for you if you stop posting here for that, than I ever would for the comment you made. /life lesson
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This will probably be my last post here as I realize that many of you lost a great deal of respect for me as a result of my error and unless mass acceptance of my final apology I will believe this to be true.
Is your penis slowly morphing into a vagina? Come on Napa, we still love your ridiculous costume-wearing, 180 man-dominating, drunk-typing ass.
Damnit that's twice, so what are you wearing today?
Flannel pajama pants and a blue "I Rock Catholic Girls" t-shirt.
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We can have fat mansex anytime.
You'll love it.
Okay, back to picking on Napa for calling Matty a douche until the pics are posted.
Look what you did tranny boy
"Apology Take 3"
You are forgiven. Now go and sin no more.
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Look what you did tranny boy
I feel like a kid in a candy store today, but it's starting to feel almost too easy. For that, I shall say one hail mary and fuck one less tranny.Meanwhile:Napa, don't go Days of our Lives on us. We pick on those we love.
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Flannel pajama pants and a blue "I Rock Catholic Girls" t-shirt.
Nice, what color flannel? Are we talking matching blues or a baby/nay blue combination ala UNC?
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"Apology Take 3"To Grinder and everybody else that I have obviously offended,I am extremely sorry for the comments that I made over this past weekend. I realize that I was way out of line in saying that and that grinder had already went way out of his way in donating money to the sick thread tournaments and that I thank grinder for accepting my apologies and still offering to help me with my tourney game after the fact. I wish that you would all forgive me as well as I sincerely regret what I said and all the unnecessary drama that was brought up as a result of it. This will probably be my last post here as I realize that many of you lost a great deal of respect for me as a result of my error and unless mass acceptance of my final apology I will believe this to be true. Sincerely, Napa
I don't believe you. Try again.Don't be a moron. You better keep posting here or we'll stalk you. You're part of the team. You're just taking some lumps right now. We still need you batting 8th and laying down bunts, moving over runners and leaning into a pitch every now and then. You ain't getting away that easy.
Damnit that's twice, so what are you wearing today?
Forgot to mention it the other day. Very good work with the fashion help. I rip you when you do bad, so I'll give props too. Well done.and you made a good NC 2/5 joke.
Come on Napa, we still love your ridiculous costume-wearing, 180 man-dominating, drunk-typing ass.
true
Now go and sin more.
FYP???Now I know why I finished 3rd in a three man race in FYPs. Give it to me straight, I'm barely above Naked Cowboy and MisterB in FYP's aren't I?
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A couple bucks? 250-350 will put you in a suit you can wear once in a while for a couple years as long as your weight doesnt fluctuate too much. And you wear jeans to the store, yes mens warehouse is ok, and you try on jackets of the suits you like and then you look in the mirror and ask yourself "Could I get laid wearing this?" Repeat until you have your best option, or just ask the cute girl working there (no not to do you) if that looks good.
You should be able to get something decent at Men's Wearhouse for 250-350 as Matty2 suggests.I'd suggest sticking with something single-breasted 3-button in a classic color. It'll be stylish enough for going out, but not as stuffy-classic as a double breasted jacket.I'd also suggest looking for a light wool, something in the brown/dark green/navy range, so that it's formal enough to wear for a job interview, wedding, funeral, but again, is casual enough for evening.Also, the light wool is so you can wear it year round.
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I'm not gonna lie, I thought when u weren't going to post naked pictures of yourself it was a little douchey.-Napa Don
I loved this. E-Val for you.
:hoping IQ gives up on trying to start shit with the Army face:
Yeah man, that's just not cool.
ROR @ this exchange
Watch out Mojo, titty woman is gunning for your man.
I smell hear rumors about fantasize about a mud wrestling match between these two. Winner gets a night of (not-so)sexually frustrated debauchery with JeffStrat
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This will probably be my last post here as I realize that many of you lost a great deal of respect for me as a result of my error and unless mass acceptance of my final apology I will believe this to be true. Sincerely, Napa
R to the E-S-P-E-C-TFind out what it means to meR tot the E-S-P-E-C-TTake out T-C-P(Sock it) Hey(Sock it to me, sock it to me) A little respectHey baby, yeah yeah yeah yeah(Sock it) I don't wanna, o(Sock it to me, sock it to me) Just want a little bitO baby, o pay me (Respect) Where ever I go(Ooh ooh ooh give it to me) Yeah, tell itAll over the world, o pay me respectNo Biggie - I just want to hear more stories about the walk of shame and drunken ramblings.Ohio St/Xavier game - awesome ending but I noticed that when Lewis hit that shot to send it into OT, Oden was the least enthused player on the bench (courtesy clap). He's probably wondering why he isn't playing with LeBron and the rest of the Pros right now.Tennessee/Virginia - don't often see a coach fouling the other team when they are down by 3 to stop a three point shot but it worked well and took time off of the clock. Makes for more boring tv though.
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If this is true, I must be the most beloved poster in the thread.It MUST be true!God, is it true?
'EY!! BACK IN YER HOLE!!!:lifts hand::Lori scampers away whimpering:
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"Apology Take 3"To Grinder and everybody else that I have obviously offended,
Haha, shut up. Nobody really cares, and your apology is more than enough. I'd be mildly disappointed if you left, like I would be if I was alone in a room, flipped a coin, guessed it would come up heads, but it actually came up tails.You mean that much to me.
Dont be so suburban, this is the new millenium. There are no more lines... Basicially don't ***** out that easily, so what you ****ed up, dont go run away just because you said something wrong and got nailed for it. It went way overboard and you apologized and life goes on. Me personally i'd lose more respect for you if you stop posting here for that, than I ever would for the comment you made. /life lesson
MisterB has the biggest set of Projection Issues I've ever seen.Funny story to come.Wang
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