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I am embarking on an expedition to play poker and watch basketball for 12 straight hours today. I will only get up to get food/drink or pee.
godspeed, sir.i don't know what i'm doing tonight. but playing cards and watching basketball whilst getting inebriated sounds great.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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So Peter... How about that Duke game last night?
Shrug. It happens. Call me when one of my final 4 teams loses.That'll be in like 2 weeks.
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mk- nice FMP, although I didnt see that hand. Every time I clicked on that table, he had more and more chips, and another person was gone. Suckout or no suckout, he played it pretty damn good. This coming from someone who didnt even know if she won a hand until the chips were slid in her direction, so I am probably very wrong and he is a huge donk?Any thoughts to what next weeks game will be?

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mk- nice FMP, although I didnt see that hand. Every time I clicked on that table, he had more and more chips, and another person was gone. Suckout or no suckout, he played it pretty damn good. This coming from someone who didnt even know if she won a hand until the chips were slid in her direction, so I am probably very wrong and he is a huge donk?Any thoughts to what next weeks game will be?
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I guess I wont be invited to play then. Damn female parts!Edit: you guys do realize that a girl has taken 2nd in all three weeks, right? Its only a matter of time before we push you guys out of the 1st place position!
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Edit: you guys do realize that a girl has taken 2nd in all three weeks, right? Its only a matter of time before we push you guys out of the 1st place position!
2nd place/2nd class - Whatever.
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Wrong forum Peter. Wake up.
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mk- nice FMP, although I didnt see that hand. Every time I clicked on that table, he had more and more chips, and another person was gone. Suckout or no suckout, he played it pretty damn good. This coming from someone who didnt even know if she won a hand until the chips were slid in her direction, so I am probably very wrong and he is a huge donk?Any thoughts to what next weeks game will be?
haha, no jeff is a very good poker player (despite never playing). i just like to bust his balls. that huge pot we played was a coinflip.i think next week we'll do a razzament.
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outperform their hot vag expectation by like a full standard deviation.
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i know from experience.
just don't belong together.
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so I guess you got no shot then.
i think next week we'll do a razzament.
i don't need any help falling asleep, thanks.
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Did any of them ever drive by your house at 3 am after you told them you might get back together, just to see if you were banging some other broad that she knew you were kind-of seeing? Because, you know, that might be weird.]saystheguywhowasfollowinghisgirlfriendaroundinaacaratmidnight[
You know when you put it like that...Yeah probablyAnd where is everyone? I know I'm getting blanketed with snow and ice, and I'm going to end my slide in that homegame tonight. But I'm only bringing one buyin, is this bad?
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Well, Long Island has basically been transformed into a giant iceskating rink, which means me driving around for 6 hours at work tonight should be tons-o-fun. If I get in some sort of 16 car pile-up and fly through a windshield, it was really fucking gay nice e-knowing you all.

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i don't need any help falling asleep, thanks.
i hate limit tourneys in any game except razz, but i'm up for whatever. we could put it to a vote if you guys want. plo8 would be my next choice, but since we just played plo that seems redundant. outside of razz, limit hold 'em would be my next choice, followed by limit O8, triple draw, stud h/l, and stud hi.horse would be fun, but i think it has to be $11 minimum for horse tourneys. no idea why.
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If I get in some sort of 16 car pile-up and fly through a windshield, it was really fucking gay nice e-knowing you all.
If that does happen and your face gets all messed up, can you take a picture holding up a sign that says, "Disfigured chink is still attractive on the internet"?
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If that does happen and your face gets all messed up, can you take a picture holding up a sign that says, "Disfigured chink is still attractive on the internet"?
there will be loads of comedy if I, infact, survive said hypothetical crash.
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It's been freaking forever since I was big stacked in the middle of a tournament before. Playing the $14k gtd on FT right now and with 220 / 662 left I'm top 15 or so. Most of my cashes start with me hanging around average and then making moves near the bubble. I almost feel lost with this many chips. I guess I pick on the medium stacks, try to avoid doubling anyone, etc?

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i hate limit tourneys in any game except razz, but i'm up for whatever. we could put it to a vote if you guys want. plo8 would be my next choice, but since we just played plo that seems redundant. outside of razz, limit hold 'em would be my next choice, followed by limit O8, triple draw, stud h/l, and stud hi.horse would be fun, but i think it has to be $11 minimum for horse tourneys. no idea why.
I obv vote razz. remember to keep track of the upcards MK
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Easy, there, buddy- JeffStrat
I don't get this, but I'm sure it's amusing. I'm off to get ready to fishtail and slide all over every road in Central Islip, NY. Wish me luck.
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It's been freaking forever since I was big stacked in the middle of a tournament before. Playing the $14k gtd on FT right now and with 220 / 662 left I'm top 15 or so. Most of my cashes start with me hanging around average and then making moves near the bubble. I almost feel lost with this many chips. I guess I pick on the medium stacks, try to avoid doubling anyone, etc?
Never had that problem...-Ron "busted 1st last night" Mexico
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I don't get this, but I'm sure it's amusing. I'm off to get ready to fishtail and slide all over every road in Central Islip, NY. Wish me luck.
Wang called JeffStrat out about comma splices earlier in the week. You put in unnecessary comma splices whereby you are treading on JeffStrat's territory (that isn't LadyGrey.)
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