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I mean, let's be honest, there's still gotta be at least 1.5% desire to take the pic. I think ZERO is overstating the situation drastically.
at least 5%, I mean we are all pretty internet famous
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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what place did you finish?
36th
No kidding. I actually thought it was Andre, myself, until I noticed the long hair and realized it was a chick.
We don't look alike - Michelle is much taller than me.
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When you walk through your office lobby, and smell this vile shit stench, but you know for a fact that only 3 women could have possibly used one of the bathrooms in the last 10 minutes, what level of awkwardness is that?

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Fine, here's my pitch.I'm a 30-something single guy with a bit of a weight problem...ok, I've got nothing else right now.I never liked McGriddles. I'm a Sausage Burrito guy. I can knock back 4 of those bad boys.
I'm sure you could do some damage to these toomenu_3pc_minis.jpg
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I just did a bunch of reading, and I'd just like to say...It's amazing how much better General Poker is without a functioning poker room attached to it.
The site bit the dust over the weekend?This makes my day if true.
Actually, Beans should live next door, like Wilson on Home Improvement. You'd never see his face, you'd just hear a quiet "whoosh" and cat screach every now and again over the fence, and then they could have chats over their morning coffee while Beans was taking out the Corona apple juice Bottles every morning to be recycled.
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The site bit the dust over the weekend?This makes my day if true.
No the poker room is still around, it's just that noone plays on it so it may as well be gone.I have spent all morning playing FT Freerolls80/630123/630 AQs<KK152/315 KK<58o178/315 99<AJo44/315 AQs<AA159/315 AJs <Q8o155/315 99<AA41/360 K3 < J4currently 16/39 in another.... Best moment was 1st hand I have Q9s and call an all in and another calls. Q9s vs. KK vs. KK and Q9 on the flop. LOL. Then I get berated by freeroll pro's! Yes, I am bored.
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Silencers don't make for good slapstick humour.
Not true.A guy having an orgasm in complete silence is amusing.See: Frankie and Johnny
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Silencers don't make for good slapstick humour.
Very true.I'd be armed with a Civil War era muzzleloader that covered the entire backyard with smoke everytime a cat was murdered.When I poked my head back over the fence, I'd look like DN doing black humor....and it would need a bayonet attached
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No the poker room is still around, it's just that noone plays on it so it may as well be gone.I have spent all morning playing FT Freerolls80/630123/630 AQs<KK152/315 KK<58o178/315 99<AJo44/315 AQs<AA159/315 AJs <Q8o155/315 99<AA41/360 K3 < J4currently 16/39 in another.... Best moment was 1st hand I have Q9s and call an all in and another calls. Q9s vs. KK vs. KK and Q9 on the flop. LOL. Then I get berated by freeroll pro's! Yes, I am bored.
apparently, you think we are as well
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apparently, you think we are as well
I think you should be accustomed to the fact that 9 times out of 10 my posts will not entertain you. Your fault for reading.
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I never liked McGriddles. I'm a Sausage Burrito guy. I can knock back 4 of those bad boys.
You better be reading right now.
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You better be reading right now.
What do you think? That Chris has one of those jobs that doesn't require 100% attention at all times???Sheesh...some people.
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What do you think? That Chris has one of those jobs that doesn't require 100% attention at all times???Sheesh...some people.
Yes.What about you tough guy? You watch Entourage? Wanna give me some feedback?
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No the poker room is still around, it's just that noone plays on it so it may as well be gone.
I cant imagine why....I mean, they are so generous with comps and the software was written by the "wicked smart" folks to create the ultimate online gaming experience. Now if they were simply giving away "bonus" money, handing out crap items for too many "points", having contests to speak to a celebrity on the phone, charging too much rake, canceling freerolls when just a few folks were registered, and generally running a con, I could understand the lack of traffic on the site.But since I quit making fun of it, I guess its just a general downswing of the market due to the US legislation.Yeah...thats it.
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I think you should be accustomed to the fact that 9 times out of 10 my posts will not entertain you. Your fault for reading.
Good point, my bad
You better be reading right now.
nope, not till I get home.
What do you think? That Chris has one of those jobs that doesn't require 100% attention at all times???Sheesh...some people.
Thank you. Some people just don't understand that I have to flirt with some of the girls that work for the company via email, flirt with a girl from the gym, and read sports articles from ESPN.com (which I'm about to do)I work hard
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I have no work to do today. The guys in the shop have no work to do today. One of them just came in and asked if there was anything at all I could get done and sent out to them today because they are bored out of their minds. The answer is no, there's not and I am just as bored as they are.It's gonna be a long day if you guys don't start chattering it up.

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saw zodiac on saturday. i liked it. i thought jake gylenhall (sp) was miscast, but everyone else is awesome, esp robert downey jr., who i've always had a grush on.

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Did you know this thread started almost a year ago? March 20th.With almost a full year under your belts, it's time to start thinking about the award season. LadyGrey and a couple other "original" sickies helped me come up with these nominations, but feel free to offer up your own suggestions. We tried to include every regular poster in at least one category. And since there are only 5 women who post in here, I just included all of them in the female-specific categories.Most Valuable Poster: Ron Mexico, speedz99, turd fergusonBest one-liners: JSHamm, Ouch-8s, turd fergusonBest fiction stories: beans-n-icewater, JoeyJoJo, Shimmering WangBest FYP'er: kers2, Naked Cowboy, Ouch-8sMost attractive male: JBradburn6, RhinestoneCowboy, ShakeZumaMost attractive female: andibear, LadyGrey, Lolli, missIdaho, renaedawnFunniest female: andibear, LadyGrey, Lolli, missIdaho, renaedawnMeanest: CardWarfare, JoeyJoJo, LadyGrey, turd fergusonBest army crossover: dms26, JSHamm, renaedawn, Whiskey16Most attractive girlfriend/spouse: GrinderMJ, MisterB, Naked Cowboy, speedz99, Theraflu, turd fergusonMost likely to appear on Cops: ajs510, KDawgCometh, MisterBMost likely to be a real homosexual: mrdannyg, speedz99, Timdog1010Most likely to beat you up: ajs510, Randy Reed, ShakeZumaMost pussy-whipped: Naked Cowboy, SBriand, Shimmering Wang Most likely to make a 6-figure poker score: Bizzle, gobears, GrinderMJ, mkMost likely to remain a virgin longest: rocketpoker828, mrdannyg, strategy, zimmer4141Best poster with less than 300 posts: IQCrash, loogie, ricker, Royal TourMissing poster most likely to start posting regularly again: Habs Fan, Hobbes, Timdog1010, tyfgine

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Wouldn't that put PACTinfo2 out of work?
He was retired from the couch thread after it was locked, then pressed into duty as the official poker site rep when things went bad there, so I suppose that his next position will be in the army thread.I'm a bit tired today, so I'll leave the meaning of the PACT acronym up to Wang when he gets here tonight.
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Best One-Liners:Best fiction stories: Most attractive male: Most likely to appear on Cops: Most likely to be a real homosexual: Most likely to beat you up:
Those six categories I wasn't included in called. They said go fuck yourself.
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