LadyGrey 6 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 So who is the guest judge on American Idol, the episode in Memphis? She wears a green jacket, has no facial expressions, and responds to the name 'Carol'. I have no clue who this woman is and the wonderment is just consuming me right now.EDIT: JoeyJoJo filled me in, so it's all gravy now. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Randy Reed? You're alive?Alive and well!Update.....My boss started being a dic.k about me hanging on the puter playing all day so I decided to cool it for a bit. The whole illegal poker thing scared him but he's coming around a bit now. The other thing was he was gone all the time out buying cars but we hired someone to do it so he's here up my asssering all the time. On top of that i've been busy as sheot. I sold 36 cars so far this month and unfortunately work a whole lot now.On the upside i'm making a chitload of money, got engaged at xmas, and life is good.I'm like the role model for beer drinkers that function at work. That and i've substituted not having a quad with sex on all the different furniture in the house. Wish Debbi could be there for it.I miss the he.ll out of the thread and try to read as much as possible when I can.The calender was sheer brilliance! (had sex with it too!)Oh well, carry on.... Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Has anyone seen the Comedy Central Demitri Martin special? It's pretty funny.if its the one that's been around for a while, then, yes I've seen it and yes I love it. His stuff that he's done on the daily show is even better. I like cake, when a baby is born, I think, man, that's just more cake for this world. But, why are there only positive cakes, why can't there be negative cakes like, "surprise, you're adopted." Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 On the upside i'm making a chitload of money, got engaged at xmas, and life is good.Congratulations on the engagement. While you're here, any workout/dieting advice? How about a dieting mythbuster?Spam: http://randyreedfanclub.tripod.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I want to be this guy's friend. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I want to get my Business professor fired. I gotta figure out how to do that. Since when are professors supposed to bring personal feelings into the classroom and stifle anyone who disagrees?Things she has done:1. She told the class that Chavez was hooking up with Iran to bring nuclear weapons to S. America so that they have an easier shot at us.2. She states that oursourcing jobs to India and other countries is the best thing companies should do and the only people who don't agree with it are people who lose their jobs but they are still wrong for thinking it is a bad thing. When people started debating that viewpoint of hers she got angry, yelled at us sayin, "I am no longer going to argue this with any of you. You have no idea what you all are talking about because this is your first business class. If you continue to argue with me on this I will have you removed from class by security!" I am dead serious/no lie.3. She got angry with a kid last night over the value of $50 in 1957 and it's value today. He was simply clarifying what she said and she took it as a debate and started arguing with this kid who essentially agreed with her and just wanted to make sure his notes were correct. HE kept attempting to let her know this during her hissy fit and that made her think he was being disrespectful and that sent her over the edge to where she started yelling and pointing at him saying, "Do you know how much a car was in 1957? Do you??? Do you know how much a new car was in 1957?!?!?!?!" To which he replied with " I am only 19, no I don't." He then started to clarify her statement again and she went back to her, shut up or I will have you removed statement. I started laughing my butt off and she smacked her hands at me like a mother would to a 3 yr old. Which in turn made me laugh harder. What a crazy bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ARgghh, I'll try to think of something but er well, this other guy that works for us Gary, keeps bugging me. Since the boss is gone he wants to come up and shoot the bull and drives me nuts. He's 32 and cleans cars. In all fairness he's very good but I wish he'd stay back in the garage. He's a sad sort really. Always broke and bumming money. Never goes out. Lives with his dying mom (dying for 8 years) who calls 37 times a day and squeaks through a really old voice, "Isss Gaarrry theeerreee?" He's always whining and moping about his misfortunes in life, like a country song. I want to stab him in the chest with an icepick 147 times and put him out of his misery sometimes. Instead I buy him things and loan him money since we can't replace him. I just sent him to the store to get himself some cigs so I could type this. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Ahaha! That is trill! You can tell those fat fucks have no idea what he is doing. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 you don't know many british people, do you?Honestly, no. Is that the norm? Along with horrendous teeth? Or are they all so vapid and sniping because they have horrendous teeth? Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Have you guys seen the Vick youtube video? It's the new segment where they constantly use the "Oh Really" line. Funny stuff.http://youtube.com/watch?v=RjtVnqZCndo Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 That's probably not a good idea.They could get pregnant with all that sperm lying around.Are you forgetting how he was conceived? I won't go into the same county as Matt after he's ejaculated. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Alive and well!Update.....My boss started being a dic.k about me hanging on the puter playing all day so I decided to cool it for a bit. The whole illegal poker thing scared him but he's coming around a bit now. The other thing was he was gone all the time out buying cars but we hired someone to do it so he's here up my asssering all the time. On top of that i've been busy as sheot. I sold 36 cars so far this month and unfortunately work a whole lot now.On the upside i'm making a chitload of money, got engaged at xmas, and life is good.I'm like the role model for beer drinkers that function at work. That and i've substituted not having a quad with sex on all the different furniture in the house. Wish Debbi could be there for it.I miss the he.ll out of the thread and try to read as much as possible when I can.The calender was sheer brilliance! (had sex with it too!)Oh well, carry on....My condolences.Having been there done that, I would have thought you'd learned your lesson.(I kid, I kid.) Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Honestly, no. Is that the norm? Along with horrendous teeth? Or are they all so vapid and sniping because they have horrendous teeth? let's just say that if smug were people, they'd be china. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 It's always nice when he watches a TV show and then pretends that he knows everything about a subject.Yeah. I saw this one episode of High Stakes Poker where Daniel Negreanu made a couple of bad plays. He must not be as good as everybody thinks he is then. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 alright sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 My condolences.Having been there done that, I would have thought you'd learned your lesson.(I kid, I kid.)Kidding aside, I finally did learn my lesson! After having married 2 psychos in my life I finally got it right. Her pluses.Rich, single, good looking, beer drinker, loves poker and sports. Oh yeah she puts up with me. Actually we get along great. The only person I would remotely consider leaving her for is speedz, but that's another story. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I want to get my Business professor fired. I gotta figure out how to do that. Since when are professors supposed to bring personal feelings into the classroom and stifle anyone who disagrees?Uh, copy and paste this post into an email to your school's administration. That should do the trick.Rich, single, good looking, beer drinker, loves poker and sports. Oh yeah she puts up with me. Actually we get along great. The only person I would remotely consider leaving her for is speedz, but that's another story.*single tear* Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Keith, click that UFC link I posted last page. I'm pretty sure its a new fight. The article has a date of Jan 07 Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ARgghh, I'll try to think of something but er well, this other guy that works for us Gary, keeps bugging me. Since the boss is gone he wants to come up and shoot the bull and drives me nuts. He's 32 and cleans cars. In all fairness he's very good but I wish he'd stay back in the garage. He's a sad sort really. Always broke and bumming money. Never goes out. Lives with his dying mom (dying for 8 years) who calls 37 times a day and squeaks through a really old voice, "Isss Gaarrry theeerreee?" He's always whining and moping about his misfortunes in life, like a country song. I want to stab him in the chest with an icepick 147 times and put him out of his misery sometimes. Instead I buy him things and loan him money since we can't replace him. I just sent him to the store to get himself some cigs so I could type this.Calling Adam to the Sick thread. Adam to the sick threadYeah. I saw this one episode of High Stakes Poker where Daniel Negreanu made a couple of bad plays. He must not be as good as everybody thinks he is then.Gabe Kaplan is the nutzKidding aside, I finally did learn my lesson!Congrats. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Zimmer, you ever play the tournies at soaring eagle? I have a hankering for playing a live tourney and was thinking of going up there some point next month. I wasn't sure if you had said you had been there before or not. Last time I was there was a tiny indian casino. Link to post Share on other sites
MightyLouse 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 positive: I just bought a bottle of courvoisier at the grocery store for my duck recipe (and so I could have the leftovers). When the bagger saw what I was buying he started yelling about me getting "HOT TONIIIGHT" and within 10 seconds three baggers and two cashiers were dancing around yelling about courvoisier and how hot I was about to get.I laughed so hard at this. How come nobody quoted this and made the hands clapping smiley face? I can just see the grocery store grinding to a halt while three awesome guys start shouting and dancing about how hot it's gonna get while an understated Jewish guy looks at first uncomfortable, then realizes how awesomely funny it is.Which kinda reminds me of this.[on plane] Waitress: Do you want an in-flight meal, Mr. Chappelle? Dave Chappelle: What are you serving? Waitress: We have fish and chicken. Black Pixie 1: I just heard the magic word, Chicken. Go and order a big bucket nigga and take a bite, you black motherfucker! Dave Chappelle: I'll have the fish. Black Pixie 1: Noooo! That's not what you want! Waitress: I'm sorry, I just realized we're out of fish. Black Pixie 1: Back in the game! Dave Chappelle: How is it prepared?[black Pixie 1 listens eagerly] Waitress: Fried. Black Pixie 1: Hallelujah,hallelujah, halle luh halle luh hallelujah!! Ya big lipped-bitch! Dave Chappelle: I'll... I'll have the chicken. Black Pixie 1: This calls for some music! [black Pixie 2 shows up playing the Banjo] [black Pixie 1 singing] MAKE WAY FOR THE BIRD! MAKE WAY FOR THE BIRD! MAKE WAY FOR THE BIRD! Chicken's on deck! [navy whistle] Man: You know what, you can have my fish. Black Pixie: GODDAMN! Dave Chappelle: Thank you, Thanks ALOT. Black Pixie 2: Might be Catfish. [plays banjo] Black Pixie 1: [singing] CATFISH! CATFISH! As bad as some of the new Chappelle's show stuff was, this might be one of my few favorite skits he ever did. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Keith, click that UFC link I posted last page. I'm pretty sure its a new fight. The article has a date of Jan 07k, I'll take a look. It just seemed at first from the description you gave that it sounded like the strike force fight from last march. Actually, that fight between frank shamrock and Cesar Gracie set the North American MMA attendence record with something over 18K. It was also the first non-indian reservation fight in california for MMA Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Zimmer, you ever play the tournies at soaring eagle? I have a hankering for playing a live tourney and was thinking of going up there some point next month. I wasn't sure if you had said you had been there before or not. Last time I was there was a tiny indian casino.I've never played the tournies there, but I have played a few live sessions of 1/2NL there. On Friday and Saturday nights they have around 14-16 tables of varying stakes running, still not huge but it's not bad. Tourney structure is marginal from what I've heard, so I'd say go to Greektown or Windsor, I'm sure those are as good if not better.I've also heard that 1/2NL games at Greektown casino on the nights of Tigers games are goldmines. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Also, situation update.Just went and filed a police report, they gave me a case number and told me to call the detective's office on Thursday afternoon. I know that it's a small case, but I doubt that the Ann Arbor police department is overflowing with cases anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
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