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A Zimmer clone just made a very similar post somewhere else.I raise from the button with AK, and the BB instapushes. I call, and he turns over 94o. He flops a 4, and I brick the turn/river. IGHN. Time to drink myself into obvlivion, and curse the very day I was born- nay, consumated!Wang
Am I the only one who read this post from the perspective that the person who's A-K that zim busted wrote? Does that make sense? So wat I'm saying is I don't think wang is back to the alcohol, but maybe i'm wrong...
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I can't remember what the price is right theme song sounds like, so in my head, I'm singing this along to the theme song to three's company. It doesn't fit at all.
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Am I the only one who read this post from the perspective that the person who's A-K that zim busted wrote? Does that make sense? So wat I'm saying is I don't think wang is back to the alcohol, but maybe i'm wrong...
oooOOOOoooohhh... I see what you're saying. could be. but I'd put money on wang drinking again.and for when wang reads this:sorry. I'm still pulling for you!DRINK!
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get a 2nd mortgage. Although you live in the Bay Area if I'm not mistaken so you are used to pricey things, but Disney is crazy expensive.You must have kids, how old are they? If they like roller coasters, make sure to hit Universal Islands of Adventure. Good stuff. Eating at Epcot in one of the countries is ok. They have tons of chain restaurants there. The usual. Disney pretty much wears you out and keeps you busy. Bring some preventative cold medicine. Airborne or something. Always going from cold to hot. taxing. If you have a free night, La Noube, the Cirque de Soleil show was cute. Lots of little Asian girls (ages 7-12) doing a cool litte segment. I've heard you dig young asian broads. But seriously, it was an interesting show. I like Cirque stuff. Its in Downtown Disney. Also, if you are hitting up a strip club, Rachels is the best, but they have two locations. Go the the West location for the hot girls. East if you want head.
Weird how much you know about Orlando. Ya, they sound a little young for islands of adventure, and your kids will hate Epcot, don't take them there. No matter where you go, you will bleed money out of your anus. That being said, I would recommend Magic Kingdom/ Universal they are both fun for the whole family. If you are into golfing, pm me and I can recommend some good ones for you. If you are looking for a water park, my family says it's still pretty nice in Orlando so this might be an option, look into Wet n Wild, it's a crazy fun water park with stuff for the whole family. Cirque de soleil is fun, but it's also shown at Downtown disney which is super gay. I don't know where you are staying, but most tourist who come to Orlando stay on International drive, and if your'e there, there is a ton of stuff to do, and you won't have to look far. If you have any questions, just let me know, or ask Ron really, he seems to have it all down.
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I had an epiphany last night. Basically, the reason I took the time off from college was because I wanted to sort things out, but that didn't happen. However, I knew that I'd know when I was ready to go back. Then last night...I got bored.Which basically was what I was waiting for. I knew when I stopped being content with my life as a bum, I'd be ready to go back. Last night I realized I needed a challenge or else I get depressed. Since I haven't had anything remotely challenging happen to me in the past year or two, I got depressed and didn't want to do anything with myself. Now, I'm sick of it, which I'm pretty excited about. I'm probably going into psychology when I go back, because it just fits. Who's hard for me?

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So how are your buddies over at NWP? They like me, Im sure of it. They just dont know it yet.
they probably would like you. they are actually alot nicer than they seem at first. we really need more girls. matt doesn't count. come on over and join the fun.
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they probably would like you. they are actually alot nicer than they seem at first. we really need more girls. matt doesn't count. come on over and join the fun.
Nah, youve seen one noose, youve seen em all.
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Nah, youve seen one noose, youve seen em all.
it's not the forum that's fun but what goes on behind the scenes. great parties and entertaining late drunken phone calls. it's like a frat party but none of them are in college or employed.
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it's not the forum that's fun but what goes on behind the scenes. great parties and entertaining late drunken phone calls. it's like a frat party but none of them are in college or employed.
I cannot imagine anything more exciting than late drunken phone calls from the lookers over at NWP.
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it's not the forum that's fun but what goes on behind the scenes. great parties and entertaining late drunken phone calls. it's like a frat party but none of them are in college or employed.
Well, hell, I can just post in the hideout for that. I mean, minus the great parties and drunken phone calls, of course.
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This post really made me laugh:neteller be damned
kyleB always cracks me up. The shit he was saying in the 2p2 IRC channel after he put this up was good stuff too
Well, hell, I can just post in the hideout for that. I mean, minus the great parties and drunken phone calls, of course.
well, when u got the aluminum siding going, its always a party
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