I Called In Sick Today

[mk 11]

And since we were at her place, she just hopped up after a few seconds and grabbed me a big foofy girl towel. (My old reliable when I dated a girl who wouldn't swallow was a threadbare Snoopy World War I Ace beach towel.)

no paper products in kalamazoo?

[JSHamm 9]

Talledega Nights was disappointing.Well, not the first time as I got a hummer while watching it...but the second time, when I had to sit through the entire thing.Laughed maybe three or four times.

See, I kind of read this as not getting a hummer while watching Talledega Nights but rather you, bound and gagged, having a Thai hooker pelt you with marshmallows. I don't know.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

I have also lost touch with humor...if I ever had it to begin with.Two shots at Idaho last night and nothing....squat....nada.:turning away from corner to say this and slugs down half a bottle face:

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Best part of dating...Gettin in a quick snoop while she's in the can or kitchen I always looked for anti-biotics or other clues to her past. I could usually find her diary within three trips. Speed reading was a must.But since I've been married for many, many, many, many, many, many, years... I have to remember these details thru the mighty Wang I'll be over in the corner with a bottle

This is usually a 3rd or 4th date kinda thing for me. When she hops into the shower, I run a few quick searches on her computer, and organize her Word files by "most recently updated." For broads in my generation, there's usually a journal in the top 3 or 4 somewhere. Copy/paste/email, and browse at my leisure.Then it's into the bathroom to check for a Cipro prescription and the Big Three herpes meds (Zovirax/Acyclovir, Valtrex/Valaclovir, Famvir/Famcyclovir), or anything else particularly screwy (which must then be written down or memorized, and immediately googled). I've always figured that since Jerry Seinfeld did it, it's completely alright for me to do it (ignoring the disaster that resulted in Jerry's case).Wang

[jeff_536 3]

See, I kind of read this as not getting a hummer while watching Talledega Nights but rather you, bound and gagged, having a Thai hooker pelt you with marshmallows. I don't know.

tomato, toMAHto

[Shimmering Wang 1]

no paper products in kalamazoo?

This was in Ann Arbor, mostly. And, no, there were no paper products with Snoopy's image readily available.

I have also lost touch with humor...if I ever had it to begin with.Two shots at Idaho last night and nothing....squat....nada.:turning away from corner to say this and slugs down half a bottle face:

Speaking of funny, that's pretty good. By the way, what was Idaho doing in here last night, anyway?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I have also lost touch with humor...if I ever had it to begin with.Two shots at Idaho last night and nothing....squat....nada.:turning away from corner to say this and slugs down half a bottle face:

I'm with ya big fella. The bar we set is now too high to reach. Attain? Hurdle? Did I ever set a bar?Squat...nada, I'm pretty sure that is her nickname around the office.Sorry, I actually think its Easy Rider. (get it, Easy Rider, as in sexually, and its a movie about motorcycles and finding yourself. Is this thing on? Is thiiis thiiing ooon?)I just read her Myspace blog a while back. Yes, I'm that bored with work. You'd think a football team from Idaho had done something on a big stage or something. She seemed excited.edit: I also now assume all anonymous users are her.

[JSHamm 9]

This is usually a 3rd or 4th date kinda thing for me. When she hops into the shower, I run a few quick searches on her computer, and organize her Word files by "most recently updated." For broads in my generation, there's usually a journal in the top 3 or 4 somewhere. Copy/paste/email, and browse at my leisure.Then it's into the bathroom to check for a Cipro prescription and the Big Three herpes meds (Zovirax/Acyclovir, Valtrex/Valaclovir, Famvir/Famcyclovir), or anything else particularly screwy (which must then be written down or memorized, and immediately googled). I've always figured that since Jerry Seinfeld did it, it's completely alright for me to do it (ignoring the disaster that resulted in Jerry's case).Wang

Type of Milk in the fridgeFat Free Milk - one finger away from binging and purgingSkim Milk - Not too bad, probably at least has a yoga mat laying around2% Milk - doesn't care about anything. Get her drunk quick.Whole Milk - If there's not a kid in the other room, she's a Cocoa Pebbles kind of girl. Not entirely bad but she was probably a daddy's girl for far too long growing up and will expect you to be some kind of hero.Just my 2 cents of what I did and came up with in limited dating spans.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Type of Milk in the fridgeFat Free Milk - one finger away from binging and purgingSkim Milk - Not too bad, probably at least has a yoga mat laying around2% Milk - doesn't care about anything. Get her drunk quick.Whole Milk - If there's not a kid in the other room, she's a Cocoa Pebbles kind of girl. Not entirely bad but she was probably a daddy's girl for far too long growing up and will expect you to be some kind of hero.Just my 2 cents of what I did and came up with in limited dating spans.

I can't really say I know what you're getting at with this. I'm guessing that you just made it up, hopefully.pretty sure skim and fat free is the same thing.skim-health conscious1%- health conscious2%-barely making an effortWhole-mother or girl that likes to practice gargling cum because whole milk is friggin thick. I haven't had whole milk since I was probably 14.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

For broads in my generation, there's usually a journal in the top 3 or 4 somewhere. Copy/paste/email, and browse at my leisure.Wang

We had computers when I was a kid too... I'd just program in 5K lines of pokes, if-then statements, goto commands, and other advanced lines first. After saving it to a cassette player, I could play a form of missle command for three minutes before the all-green screen collapsed into a big shiny dot, starting the whole process over again.:breaks fetal position in corner to grab another bottle face:

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Type of Milk in the fridgeFat Free Milk - one finger away from binging and purgingSkim Milk - Not too bad, probably at least has a yoga mat laying around2% Milk - doesn't care about anything. Get her drunk quick.Whole Milk - If there's not a kid in the other room, she's a Cocoa Pebbles kind of girl. Not entirely bad but she was probably a daddy's girl for far too long growing up and will expect you to be some kind of hero.Just my 2 cents of what I did and came up with in limited dating spans.

This is the kind of thing people need to publish. Just a list of broad, unfounded, unsupported conclusions one can draw about people based on seemingly unrelated posessions, etc. You know the saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover?" Well that's crap. There's no other way to judge a book, except by reading it. And do you know how long it takes to read a book? A long time. What if the book sucks? Surprise: you just wasted 7 hours of your life. Don't you wish you'd had some early warning about the possible pitfalls contained within the book? Don't you wish you'd seen the DREAM WEDDING scrapbook on the book's shelf that foreshadowed this whole commitment headache 3 fucking months ago? Yeah. I thought so.Wang

[Shimmering Wang 1]

We had computers when I was a kid too... I'd just program in 5K lines of pokes, if-then statements, goto commands, and other advanced lines first. After saving it to a cassette player, I could play a form of missle command for three minutes before the all-green screen collapsed into a big shiny dot, starting the whole process over again.:breaks fetal position in corner to grab another bottle face:

Are those DOS commands?

[LadyGrey 6]

That being said, I can't criticize too hard, I have watched many movies that looked gay that I enjoyed.What a Girl Wants

Is this the Amanda Bynes movie? I remember once I was waiting for my best friend to come over to my house and started watching that film to pass the time. Then she arrived and we ended up watching it the whole way through. It's hilarious to us because of all the awful British stereotypes that they come up with. The best bit is when someone uses "peasants" as an insult. You could live in the UK 100 years and never hear anyone use that word as a non-sarcastic insult. Great stuff.

[renaedawn 1]

By the way, what was Idaho doing in here last night, anyway?

Getting you guys to talk about her. Clever, huh?

[beans-n-icewater 18]

edit: I also now assume all anonymous users are her.

My guess is the one down there right now is that info guy from general forum....I gave my true opinion about the FCP poker room yesterday in general. Probably not what they wanted to hear, but again... it was the truth.I'm in foul spirits this week...I need a vacation

[Ouch-8s 4]

watched talladega nights last night. it was really not funny. without john c. reilly i wouldn't have laughed...at all.

It occasionally funny, but far from a classic. I was disappointed.

I wasn't invited. I just put my foot in the door when it was closing then smeared peanut butter on my crotch

motorboatable ponies

By the way, what was Idaho doing in here last night, anyway?

Maybe she heard that Lori had left and was drawn back in to maintain the ratio of many:few.

[LadyGrey 6]

Top Ten Blogger BabesMy quick take:1. Jessamy Hawley2. Karina Stenquist3. Wendy Cheng

My Top Ten Three Blogger Babes:1. Myself2. Jacqueline Passey3. Umm... Gobears. You're a babe and I read your little tourney reports.Yeah I don't read many blogs.

[JSHamm 9]

Are those DOS commands?

BASIC language

[renaedawn 1]

This is the kind of thing people need to publish. Just a list of broad, unfounded, unsupported conclusions one can draw about people based on seemingly unrelated posessions, etc. You know the saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover?" Well that's crap. There's no other way to judge a book, except by reading it. And do you know how long it takes to read a book? A long time. What if the book sucks? Surprise: you just wasted 7 hours of your life. Don't you wish you'd had some early warning about the possible pitfalls contained within the book? Don't you wish you'd seen the DREAM WEDDING scrapbook on the book's shelf that foreshadowed this whole commitment headache 3 fucking months ago? Yeah. I thought so.Wang

Matty1 is pretty good at that. Post a pic of you lounging around your house in your usual surroundings and he'll tell you many thought provoking things about yourself.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

BASIC language

I sure hope this was a JokeBack. I was just making fun of him for being kinda old. Because old people had to know DOS commands.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

Are those DOS commands?

BASIC.... I thinkI had a Commodore64 at home... the ones at school were TRS-80's The rich kids had a floppy drive... I had a tape drive. One 90 minute cassette held enough programming to convert fahrenheit to celsius...Back then, windows were something to throw the dirty dishwater out of....:goin for two boxes today face:

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Is this the Amanda Bynes movie? I remember once I was waiting for my best friend to come over to my house and started watching that film to pass the time. Then she arrived and we ended up watching it the whole way through. It's hilarious to us because of all the awful British stereotypes that they come up with. The best bit is when someone uses "peasants" as an insult. You could live in the UK 100 years and never hear anyone use that word as a non-sarcastic insult. Great stuff.

'tis the joke m'dear albeit an unfunny one. But yeah, thats the movie. That boy was hotI took a computer class in high school, 10th grade I think. We had to write programs using DOS and other crap, I think. I don't know, I failed miserably. Hard to believe right? Where is that teacher now? Not nearly the internet celebrity that I am, thats where.

[LadyGrey 6]

Jess: "Mock Trial, too."Girl: "... the guy who was the captain of the debate team AND the mock trial team, did he just come out of your bedroom?

(I'm catching up okay?)Were you seriously on a Mock Trial team? I was on the mock trials team at my school as a magistrate, but it wasn't considered lame because the team was mostly popular kids. Also it wasn't high school, we were all 12/13.

[JSHamm 9]

I sure hope this was a JokeBack. I was just making fun of him for being kinda old. Because old people had to know DOS commands.

Unfortunately, I'm old. I was driving when Taco Bell still had the Cinnamon Crisps. You know, when they looked like triangles. Oh yeeeahh.

[LadyGrey 6]

'tis the joke m'dear albeit an unfunny one. But yeah, thats the movie. That boy was hot

I did verily get the joke thanks, and obviously it is funny or else my friend and I wouldn't have considered it a laugh riot. The boy was cute, and he is now doing a nude scene in either a play or a film... I'll find the details for you.