zimmer4141 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)2 Members: speedz99, turd ferguson*slowly removes shirt*I'll be on my way then. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: speedz99, zimmer4141, turd ferguson(awkward pause)*slowly removes pants*ewwww Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 ewwww*slowly removes pants* Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 ewwww-crank-crank-crank-baboom-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga*slips Steppenwolfs "Born to be wild" CD in the tray and reaches for leather gloves*screw the helmet laws.... ride the hog Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 *slowly removes pants*niiiiiice Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 niiiiiicei don't know about you but i am going through Top Chef withdrawl Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 *slips Steppenwolfs "Born to be wild" CD in the tray and reaches for leather gloves**slowly checks the room for loaded weapons before continuing* Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 i don't know about you but i am going through Top Chef withdrawlDude, I know. Tomorrow's is new. I'm thinking Mikey finally goes home. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I'm sure you guys know the tune the USC Band plays after almost every play for USC. We had thoughts for a new stupid online video.Have me and my buddy in Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush Jerseys, go around doing mundane things like putting money in a parking meter, getting out of a parking spot, answering a question in class, etc. And have someone in the trojan hat and a trumpet playing that song. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I'm sure you guys know the tune the USC Band plays after almost every play for USC. We had thoughts for a new stupid online video.Have me and my buddy in Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush Jerseys, go around doing mundane things like putting money in a parking meter, getting out of a parking spot, answering a question in class, etc. And have someone in the trojan hat and a trumpet playing that song.yeah... I could see that... I would prolly laugh at it too... Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Dude, I know. Tomorrow's is new. I'm thinking Mikey finally goes home.i miss my weekly dose of crazy betty Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Yeah, I never noticed it watching their games on TV, but the band plays literally after any play where USC gains positive yardage, or any play where their opponent doesn't get a first down. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 i miss my weekly dose of crazy bettyI hope Sam is talking to her in the preview. Probably not, more than likely he is talking to Marcel but one can dream. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Yeah, I never noticed it watching their games on TV, but the band plays literally after any play where USC gains positive yardage, or any play where their opponent doesn't get a first down.Yeah... I remember someone counting how many times they played it one time... I think it was in the 70s... I can't remember though... Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I was originally going to make fun of you for this, until I realized that 90% of girls that go to tanning salons are hot.If she works at the tanning salon, even better, because about 98% of girls employed in tanning salons are ridiculously hot. Also, better tan = more contrast for the spunk/forehead mural.as long as their skin doesn't look like it would make a nice jacket. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Yeah... I remember someone counting how many times they played it one time... I think it was in the 70s... I can't remember though...sounds like a new drinking game Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I hope Sam is talking to her in the preview. Probably not, more than likely he is talking to Marcel but one can dream.I like Marcel. He looks like a cuddly little troll doll. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 So Wang, How'd it go? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Okay. So I just got back from hanging out with Tanning Salon girl. I don't remember if I told you her real name last time, so let's just call her Jessica (since that's her name).I briefly considered making more than a cursory effort to appear presentable, but in the end decided on a newish pair of jeans, my Michigan hoodie, and absolutely no beard trim. I did, however, shower, brush my teeth, and apply at least a little deodorant. Time to roll, motherfuckers. I wasn't sure what she wanted to do- are we going out? are we staying in? does she want to, like, talk or something?- so I really had no clue what to expect when I showed up at her place. (Wang knocks)Jessica: (through door) "Hold on, just a second!"(Wang rocks back and forth on heels, whistles a little bit)(Door opens, Jessica smiles, squeezes out)Jessica: "Hey, you wanna grab a quick bite to eat? It's been a long day."Wang: "I'm sure." (pause) "I mean, sure. Yeah."(-2 Charisma)Nice, Derek. Quite the inauspicious beginning. So we drove to a crappy little burger/steak/grille joint, and got a little food. Here are some choice conversational moments from the car ride and dinner.Jessica: "Hey, who is this? It sounds familiar."Wang: "Oh, Ghostface." (pause) "Ghostface Killah, uh, Killer. From Wu-Tang?"Jessica: "...?"Wang: "Why are you looking at me like that?"Jessica: "I figured you for more an Allman Brothers type guy. Maybe Hall and Oates."Wang: "You know what I always hated as a kid? Getting Almond Joys or Mounds as a kid on Halloween. Did ANYONE like those?"She, indeed, shared my hatred of the Almond Joy. (+2 charisma)-----Jessica: "Soooo... where do you wanna go?"Wang: "I REALLY don't give a fuck."Wang: "Wait, that sounded mean. I just mean I don't care. At all. About where we eat."Wang: "So wherever you wanna eat, is what I mean. Anywhere is fine."Jessica: "Okay. Uh, how about Don Pablo's?"Wang: "I really hate Don Pablo's. How about like Applebee's?"Jessica: "Aaalright."(-2 Charisma, +2 weirdo)-----Jessica: "So, when did you finish school?"Wang: "Actually, I dropped out."Jessica: (laughs, as if at a particularly silly joke)Wang: "No, no. I'm serious. I dropped out a few years ago, actually."Jessica: "What? YOU dropped out of college? Weren't you a huge book nerd in highschool?"Wang: "First off, there's no such thing as a book nerd. And, yes, I was. But I was a bit of an oversleeping-and-partying nerd in college."Jessica: "So you're a screwup?"Wang: "Well, I mean, I gu-"Jessica: "No, it's just that I always go out with screwups. I should've known."WAITRESS: "You guys ready to order?"Wang: "ABSOLUTELY."(-2 Intelligence, -1 Wisdom)-----Jessica: "So, where do you work?"Wang: "I KNEW this question was coming. I'm not a bum, okay?"Jessica: "Okay, then. So where do you work?"Wang: "Just promise me you believe me that I'm not a bum first, okay?"Jessica: "You don't have a job?"Wang: "No, but I'm not a bum. I have money."Jessica: "..."Wang: "I play cards."Jessica: "For a living? Like blackjack? You gamble?"Wang: "No no no, not gamble. Cards. Poker, like on TV?" (<---- I am such a retard)Jessica: "Isn't poker gambling?" Wang: "Well, not really. I mean, it's gambling, but there's not really any risk involved."Jessica: "So you never lose?"Wang: "No, I lose from time to time, bu-"Jessica: "Sounds like risk to me..."WAITRESS: "So, can I get you guys anything?"Wang: "ABSOLUTELY."(-2 Charisma, -10 Wealth, -4 Constitution)-----Even after tripping all these landmines I still did a pretty decent job of being kinda charming. I think she thought I was mysterious, and I'm pretty sure the fact that I looked a little like a loser worked out in my favor. She obviously has a loser fetish, and I fit right into that mold with my beard, hoodie, and my apparent inability to hold down a job/conversation. She had a few drinks at dinner, and poured a drink when we got back to her place, so she was a little drunk and libidinous.Unfortunately, I didn't have a condom on me (.... I know), so I had to settle for a very, very good blowjob. I tell you, this girl has sucked a lot- A LOT- of dick. If I lived here, I'd probably take a run at dating her. For the time being, though, I'll probably just try to get laid before driving back to Kalamazoo, and leave on good terms so I can continue this in the future.(+10 Strength)Points for Wang.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 storyWangI enjoyed reading about your nite... next time don't forget the rubbers... Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 (Wang rocks back and forth on heels, whistles a little bit)Jessica: "...?"Wang: "Why are you looking at me like that?"Wang: "I REALLY don't give a fuck."Wang: "I really hate Don Pablo's. How about like Applebee's?"Jessica: "Aaalright."Jessica: "So you're a screwup?"Wang: "ABSOLUTELY."Wang: "No, but I'm not a bum. I have money."Jessica: "..." Like blackjack? You gamble?"Wang: "ABSOLUTELY."very, very good blowjob. I tell you, this girl has sucked a lot- A LOT- of dick. WangMy personal favorites.... good jobliterally Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Even after tripping all these landmines I still did a pretty decent job of being kinda charming.i give most of the credit to ghost.i can't sleep and need to go to bed. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I'm amazed there was no mention of Trill, WAMP WAMP, or serious cat on this date. However, I am also proud of this fact as that would have been +10 Internet toolbox points.And I also need to get to bed. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Jessica: "Hey, who is this? It sounds familiar."Wang: "Oh, Ghostface." (pause) "Ghostface Killah, uh, Killer. From Wu-Tang?"Jessica: "...?"Wang: "Why are you looking at me like that?"Jessica: "I figured you for more an Allman Brothers type guy. Maybe Hall and Oates."Wang: "You know what I always hated as a kid? Getting Almond Joys or Mounds as a kid on Halloween. Did ANYONE like those?"She, indeed, shared my hatred of the Almond Joy. (+2 charisma) my favorite partif a guy said this to me he would have won me over easily Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I know, I know. I said I wasnt going to post...but cmon?? my favorite partif a guy said this to me he would have won me over easilyWhy am I not surprised?And in other news...look at this most awesome 1 outer!*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Lolli74 [4h 4s]dbstamp: folds fins10: folds Lolli74: raises 400 to 600theeeclone: folds HamletRiver: calls 600nguyen71: folds ujku25: folds txmike24: folds Phil2312: folds *** FLOP *** [Jd 3d 4c]Lolli74: bets 600HamletRiver: calls 600*** TURN *** [Jd 3d 4c] [6d]Lolli74: checks HamletRiver: bets 800Lolli74: raises 800 to 1600HamletRiver: calls 800*** RIVER *** [Jd 3d 4c 6d] [4d]Lolli74: bets 800HamletRiver: calls 800 and is all-in*** SHOW DOWN ***Lolli74: shows [4h 4s] (four of a kind, Fours)HamletRiver: shows [Jc Js] (a full house, Jacks full of Fours)Lolli74 collected 7500 from pot Link to post Share on other sites
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