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My hatred of Brett Favre is abated for a little while; he got the ball to Jennings enough for me to eek out a win over Adam in the Sick Thread FF League.
Gah. In what kind of a world do Marvin Harrison and Reuben Droughns combine for a grand total of zero points?GG, but that sucks.
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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Also, im listening to Jimmy Eat World on real player, and it does these little "Album info-did you know" sorta things, and they abbreviated the band...JEW were signed and eventually dropped by Capitol Records.
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hola little sicky thread. Im supposed to fly to the states tomorrow for my two week leave. Question is....should i get pregnant while home?
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spooky quiet these past couple mornings.
yeah, trying to be a better employee...in the mornings.
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spooky quiet these past couple mornings.
I'm getting so drunk during the afternoons that I'm asleep by 1-3, awake by 7-9, and lurking with a massive hangover by 10ish.Usually, if I'm around, I won't start posting until like 3PMish. Is is always this quiet at this time?Wang
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hola little sicky thread. Im supposed to fly to the states tomorrow for my two week leave. Question is....should i get pregnant while home?
Sure...need a sperm donor?If you get knocked up do they boot you out of the service?
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no. as an officer though id get in big trouble. seriously i need an answer to my nip tuck question
Trouble? They actually tell you not to get pregnant?I'm not sure about nip tuck...I'm looking to find episodes of Scrubs, myself.
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no. as an officer though id get in big trouble. seriously i need an answer to my nip tuck question
General: "Throw that bitch in the stocks!"Andi: "But I was taking an antibiotic, and I just didn't KNOW it interfe-"General: "I'm grossly overqualified- and in no way authorized- to throw someone in jail!"Andi: "Look, I'll get this taken ca-"General: "Throw that bitch in the stocks!"Andi: "You just wanted to say that, don't you?"General: "Throw that bitch in the stocks!"Andi: "My unborn baby and I hate you."Wang
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someone knows. i know they do. yeah they do tell us not to get pregnant. doesnt stop people. but in my case, UCMJ action. Plus it would be pussin out of a deployment. im not a vagina.lol.....oh wang. we have a soldier here named wang. i like him.
If it's pronounced "Wong" I demand you stab him in the heart. Also, will you tell him that "I know someone on an anonymous poker-themed message-board (on which I rarely post poker-content) named Wang. i like him."Wang
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From the blogosphere:Your Brother said...I assume your internet is down or that you've fallen asleep for few weeks now, but that's besides the point.Parents are bitching and I've been assigned to locate you. Apparently the tracking device they placed on you as a child is malfunctioning......Or some shit. I love Wang's family.

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From the blogosphere:Your Brother said...I assume your internet is down or that you've fallen asleep for few weeks now, but that's besides the point.Parents are bitching and I've been assigned to locate you. Apparently the tracking device they placed on you as a child is malfunctioning......Or some shit. I love Wang's family.
My brother sent me the following text message last night:"I just called mom a stupid bitch because she thought the capital of Brazil was Rio de Janiero. She was not happy. Dad LOLed. Hard. (He'd been drinking)"then, moments later:"Dad passed out in his chair watching Brian's Song on DVD, and the quesadilla on his gut is going up and down, and I feel like it's watching me. Oh, Alex says hi, and that you're gay."My family IS pretty awesome.Wang
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the quesadilla on his gut is going up and down, and I feel like it's watching me.
If you had said burrito I would've called bullshit, but quesadillas are quite devious.
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anyone watch The Wire? I'm totally into it. gangster as hell.
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My brother sent me the following text message last night:"I just called mom a stupid bitch because she thought the capital of Brazil was Rio de Janiero. She was not happy. Dad LOLed. Hard. (He'd been drinking)"then, moments later:"Dad passed out in his chair watching Brian's Song on DVD, and the quesadilla on his gut is going up and down, and I feel like it's watching me. Oh, Alex says hi, and that you're gay."My family IS pretty awesome.Wang
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Gah. In what kind of a world do Marvin Harrison and Reuben Droughns combine for a grand total of zero points?GG, but that sucks.
The same world where Cincannati gets a 6-turnover shutout. bah!
Trouble? They actually tell you not to get pregnant?I'm not sure about nip tuck...I'm looking to find episodes of Scrubs, myself.
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I think I'm going to switch poker-names. The finalists:1- EuripidesNutz2- Bob Loblaw3- poop and peeThis list of finalists is, by no means, final.
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"Dad passed out in his chair watching Brian's Song on DVD, and the quesadilla on his gut is going up and down, and I feel like it's watching me. Oh, Alex says hi, and that you're gay."
Is Alex the quesadillas name?
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