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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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:Tail between my legs while still clearly proud of myself face:
Yeah, well, if you weren't so damn adorable I might punish you too for getting me mixed up in YOUR stupid fight.See how I made that all your fault and didn't take any responsibility for my own actions? Good trick huh?
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Remember June 7, 2006 aka The Salad Days?

Option the third: Drew and the Whites - This is the front runner, although were not sure if the YMCA condones racism or not. Explanation: my friend Drew is the only black (read negroid) person on the team. Everyones uniform will be an all white soccer jersey, white shorts, white shoes, and white socks. Except for Drew, he will have an all black basketball jersey as his uniform. Also, we will all have names on the back of our shirts, Drew's will say "Drew" and everyone elses will say "White". Con: This idea has yet to be discussed with Drew.
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*jaw dropping*
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Well, that was short lived and I'm bored again. Somebody do something!
:gets in the truck, goes home:That probably doesn't help your boredom, but everything I can think of that's fun to do requires proximity.
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A fat girl's strapless bra?Matt when he catches his best friend's blowing each other?Yeah, I got not much.
that one did make me laugh if it makes u feel better
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I checked it, but you don't really have anyone I'm lusting after, so to speak. If you think you can come up with a trade I'd be interested in, by all means, offer it up. I'm more interested in getting extra draft picks and cap space for next year than anything else, really.
thanks for responding in the Side Bet thread
seriously go back and keep pressuring your kind sweet husband that you are no longer attracted to into letting you screw every guy and girl in the armyyes i can post personal attacks to, but i've chosen not to. i've just had it with you.
i think this is the point where we realize its a joke account
This guy probably does...244717670326510pd9.jpg
for whatever reason, on thursday nights at a local sports bar, they combine wing night with karaoke. so we're there last week, and a guy sings the song, but does that version. it was pretty awesome.i just ate my sub. unfortunately i had cuts on both sides of my mouth, and broke them while eating my sub, so i bled all over it.still delicious.
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If you send me to a concentration camp, I'll either be the first one shot or the last one standing. That's a promise.
sounds like extreme social experiment time
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Remember June 7, 2006 aka The Salad Days? and
i hang out with this group of guys. they all have nicknames like "mikey," "JC," and "shooter." one of the guys is the only black guy in the city. his nickname is "the darkness."
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seriously go back and keep pressuring your kind sweet husband that you are no longer attracted to into letting you screw every guy and girl in the armyyes i can post personal attacks to, but i've chosen not to. i've just had it with you.
oh..pick me, pick me
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Still not happy. I want video of you doing the Roger Rabbit, dammit!
Only if you send me a video of... You know... You.. all with having no clothes on and stuff.
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Yeah, well, if you weren't so damn adorable I might punish you too for getting me mixed up in YOUR stupid fight.See how I made that all your fault and didn't take any responsibility for my own actions? Good trick huh?
I just light the fire and then duck for cover. If only I wasn't so spot on with my assessment this might not have been so intense.
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I was hoping for one of those angry woman fights that turns into a lesbian porn, but I don't see that one pulling through.Maybe Lori could be the third party console and make both of them "feel better" by engaging in lesbian activity?Hey, I'm just trying to salvage this idea somehow.. Throw me a bone here.
sounds like a 'bone' is the last thing you're looking for...
Well, that was short lived and I'm bored again. Somebody do something!
Where do you live again?
I'm 1 for 2.
Where do you live again?
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the reason I didn't make on effort to get to know you better in Vegas was because with in the first hour I listened to you more than 6 times make little comments trying to fish compliments out of the guys.
I can think of another possible reason, but some things are just best left unsaid
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