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Knowing your parents are having sex is a little bit different than meeting mommy's new fuck buddy three nights out of the week. It's just a tad confusing for the child is all. Ok, I'm done.
Yes you are done. I'm gonna excuse what you've said for now because you are young, don't have children and have no idea what you are talking about. I find most of the things you post pretty funny, but there are times when your age and lack of maturity start showing. An unprovoked attack regarding parenting abilities against a woman you do not know on a public forum is not cool or funny. Stop and think before you post.
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Yes you are done. I'm gonna excuse what you've said for now because you are young, don't have children and have no idea what you are talking about. I find most of the things you post pretty funny, but there are times when your age and lack of maturity start showing. An unprovoked attack regarding parenting abilities against a woman you do not know on a public forum is not cool or funny. Stop and think before you post.
i don't think it was an attack, it was a question. you recently said that nearly all of your dates happen when your daughter is elsewhere. he simply asked if your daughter was elsewhere last night.you might've just said "no, i had a date, i feel like i've explained the situation, and it isn't confusing my daughter." to suggest that he doesn't understand the situation is silly. it isn't like he is making some absurd comment to suggest that a mother with a young daughter might not be getting her neck sucked on on a tuesday night.maybe we are young and immature to think children are a priority. oops.and no, i don't really care about any of this, but suggesting that people don't 'understand' your situation, because they're questioning something questionable is pretty specious by my standards.
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I think that being this thread has turned into a soap opera type quality, the name should be changed to "The Young and the Sexless"
i like the idea, but it needs some work, since the young in this thread ARE the sexless.Bold and the Sexless?Young Are The Sexless?i got nothing
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i like the idea, but it needs some work, since the young in this thread ARE the sexless.Bold and the Sexless?Young Are The Sexless?i got nothing
The Gays of our Lives.
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The Gays of our Lives.
Damn. two posts and i'm already trumped. And by a redhead no less.check your FCHL inbox. and respond to my thread in the Side Bets section. I think its a great idea, so at least tell me i suck if it isn't. i can't stand the silence.
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i'm going to subway. i hope idaho doesn't hate me now.

Also, I can't believe someone didn't stub a toe tripping over this irony. Irony that big sticks way out into the aisle.
Would've been better if it read
Stop and think before you sleep with some skinny guy you met on the Internet in Vegas.
meh, i gotta get better at this cruelty thing
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Damn. two posts and i'm already trumped. And by a redhead no less.check your FCHL inbox. and respond to my thread in the Side Bets section. I think its a great idea, so at least tell me i suck if it isn't. i can't stand the silence.
I checked it, but you don't really have anyone I'm lusting after, so to speak. If you think you can come up with a trade I'd be interested in, by all means, offer it up. I'm more interested in getting extra draft picks and cap space for next year than anything else, really.
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Also, I can't believe someone didn't stub a toe tripping over this irony. Irony that big sticks way out into the aisle.
seriously go back and keep pressuring your kind sweet husband that you are no longer attracted to into letting you screw every guy and girl in the armyyes i can post personal attacks to, but i've chosen not to. i've just had it with you.
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seriously go back and keep pressuring your kind sweet husband that you are no longer attracted to into letting you screw every guy and girl in the armyyes i can post personal attacks to, but i've chosen not to. i've just had it with you.
I think you're misdirecting your anger on this one.Wouldn't be the first time.Also, as an afterthought, for someone who preaches about Caleb not saying things in your life that he knows nothing of, you sure are fond of doing it to me. You know nothing about that situation as evidenced by the way you describe it here.Keep going though. You're amusing when you're psycho.
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Two out of Three Ain't Bad by Meatloaf was just on the radio. Does anyone else sing it like this or is it just me?I want you (I want you) I need you (I need you) but there ain't no FUCKIN way I'm ever gonna love you.......No? You should try it, and really emphasize it when you sing it.
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I think you're misdirecting your anger on this one.Wouldn't be the first time.
no renae, that was directed at youif turd wants to say something stupid it really doesn’t bother me. but watching you pop in and make snide comments and quote everything you can find on the board that may seem inflammatory against me has pushed me to the edge. I don’t like you renae, I’ve never liked you. the reason I didn’t make on effort to get to know you better in Vegas was because with in the first hour I listened to you more than 6 times make little comments trying to fish compliments out of the guys. It was annoying and I could tell you had no interest in anyone that wasn’t gonna fawn all over you tell you how pretty and not fat you were. but then again you pretty much acted like I wasn’t even in the room anytime I was around, so I guess it’s not only my fault we never talked. i’ve sat here and let you talk **** about me continueley without fighting back, but you know that I could care less if anyone here likes anymore, I’m not gonna let you keep doing this. So. I’m just gonna leave. But I am not gonna leave quietly.
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no renae, that was directed at youif turd wants to say something stupid it really doesn’t bother me. but watching you pop in and make snide comments and quote everything you can find on the board that may seem inflammatory against me has pushed me to the edge. I don’t like you renae, I’ve never liked you. the reason I didn’t make on effort to get to know you better in Vegas was because with in the first hour I listened to you more than 6 times make little comments trying to fish compliments out of the guys. It was annoying and I could tell you had no interest in anyone that wasn’t gonna fawn all over you tell you how pretty and not fat you were. but then again you pretty much acted like I wasn’t even in the room anytime I was around, so I guess it’s not only my fault we never talked. i’ve sat here and let you talk **** about me continueley without fighting back, but you know that I could care less if anyone here likes anymore, I’m not gonna let you keep doing this. So. I’m just gonna leave. But I am not gonna leave quietly.
I seriously love how you turn everything around to an angle you think you can win.I would dissect this point by point but I've long ago given up trying to get you to understand how people see you and your own role in causing that perception.I truly don't care what you think now or then. Thanks for the thoughts though. Again, keep going. It's amusing.
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I have this mental image of an entire law office worth of people cowering under their desks, trying to avoid getting hit by years of pent up rage.

:rubs nose in arguing drama posts:LOOK WHAT YOU DID! BAD! BAD TURD!
Effing. Brilliant.
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I have this mental image of an entire law office worth of people cowering under their desks, trying to avoid getting hit by years of pent up rage.Effing. Brilliant.
Seriously, guys, she goes on and on and on in that post about me taking every possible shot at her but that simply isn't true.My post count would be 30k if I took every possible shot.
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I have this mental image of an entire law office worth of people cowering under their desks, trying to avoid getting hit by years of pent up rage.
I was hoping for one of those angry woman fights that turns into a lesbian porn, but I don't see that one pulling through.Maybe Lori could be the third party console and make both of them "feel better" by engaging in lesbian activity?Hey, I'm just trying to salvage this idea somehow.. Throw me a bone here.
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