Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Ron, why are you always enforcing our roles? I tried to be zim for a day and you slapped me down, as well. I tried to be funny this morning and you accused me of either being LG or ripping her off.ron mexico: thread policeI was right both times wasn't I?also, I'm just giving Idaho a hard time. People can post what they want, I don't care.I'm just bored and typing for the fun of it.and apparently you missed the part where I told her not to post about lunch, the posted what I had for lunch.Go on...standard footlong, Subway Club, (ham, roast beef, turkey) american cheese, mayo, lettuce, onions, tomato, pickle, green pepper, banana pepper, hot pepper, salt and pepper, oil and vinegar.standard stuff.I don't feel comfortable discussing this Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Lunch is Zims domainedit: I had Subway for lunchI had a shrimp po'boy.Suck it. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I was right both times wasn't I?also, I'm just giving Idaho a hard time. People can post what they want, I don't care.I'm just bored and typing for the fun of it.and apparently you missed the part where I told her not to post about lunch, the posted what I had for lunch.what, I'm not allowed to make observations without offending you now? I thought we were friends. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 either post something funny, something that generates a convo, or something completely off the wall.Guy #3 left a bite mark on my neck last night.Have fun. It's been slow this afternoon. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I had a shrimp po'boy.Suck it.ewwwwhat, I'm not allowed to make observations without offending you now? I thought we were friends.who's offended. Fire away HermitGuy #3 left a bite mark on my neck last night."as close to a virgin as a 31 year old mother can be?"how many guys have you kissed since September 15th?I'm guessing 4Not judging, just saying. You deserve to have fun, you've been married for 8 years, (not counting your Vegas rendezvous), you deserve to cut loose, but I just thought I'd throw your quote from earlier back in the mix Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Where's Lori been the last couple of days? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 "as close to a virgin as a 31 year old mother can be?"how many guys have you kissed since September 15th?I'm guessing 4Not judging, just saying. You deserve to have fun, you've been married for 8 years, (not counting your Vegas rendezvous), you deserve to cut loose, but I just thought I'd throw your quote from earlier back in the mix3 but two of them were exes so they don't count. recycling is how i've kept the notches on my bedpost down to only 5. i'm a conservationist at heart. Where's Lori been the last couple of days?good questioni've been wondering the same thing Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 3 but two of them were exes so they don't count. recycling is how i've kept the notches on my bedpost down to only 5. i'm a conservationist at heart. good question5 is an average summer when you're a 'ho-fessional. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 5 is an average summer when you're a 'ho-fessional.i'm a slacker Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 3 but two of them were exes so they don't count. recycling is how i've kept the notches on my bedpost down to only 5. i'm a conservationist at heart. good questionI'm just jealous.I wish I could kiss three guys in a months spanand who cares about your number? I mean really, when you old and gray, are you gonna take some pride in the fact that you kept it under 10?It really won't matter,but having a story of getting doubleteamed by the only two blacks in Idaho, thats a story Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Even our resident bad mothers know better than this: Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Even our resident bad mothers know better than this: Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy My favorite quote of the article:Dr Adrian Rogers, of family campaigning group Family Focus said yesterday that the kit would "destroy children's lives". Ummm, hyperbole much? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Even our resident bad mothers know better than this: Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy if i ordered it before they took it off the website will i still get it? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I've been in and out of here, I haven't had a lot to say. My wonderful, loving, caring, compassionate husband decided to take the entire month of October off to make some thigs up to me. Thank god the month is almost over.liar Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 ok, youre right. Only part of that statement was true. Scratch all the kind things I said about him.the only accurate part is that he's your husbandfor now.kidding of course, but if you do get divorced, can I be first in line to slap those funbags around and make you laugh until you sound like a woodchuck? Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'm just jealous.I wish I could kiss three guys in a months spanand who cares about your number? I mean really, when you old and gray, are you gonna take some pride in the fact that you kept it under 10?It really won't matter,but having a story of getting doubleteamed by the only two blacks in Idaho, thats a storyI never understood why chicks try to keep that number down. Who gives a fuck? Your future husband? Fuck that, you know you're gonna lie on that number anyway so why not bang as many guys as possible? I know I would.On that note, i'm off to drop a deuce and it's gonna be bad.And If a guy walks in just as i'm washing my hands, I'm gonna say it was you, Ron. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 Guy #3 left a bite mark on my neck last night.Have fun. It's been slow this afternoon.Where was your daughter? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Where was your daughter?Oh.My. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Where was your daughter?making out with his son Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 making out with his sonIt's a new game from Hasbro. Makes family game night worth showing up for. Scrabble's so last year. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 making out with his sonSerious question. I mean, it was a school night. Was it not? Did you put her down to bed before you brought over yet another guy she doesn't know or did you dump her off on a babysitter first? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 making out with his sonnicemaking out with his 30 year old friend woulda been funnierSerious question. I mean, it was a school night. Was it not? Did you put her down to bed before you brought over yet another guy she doesn't know or did you dump her off on a babysitter first?easy big fella Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Serious question. I mean, it was a school night. Was it not? Did you put her down to bed before you brought over yet another guy she doesn't know or did you dump her off on a babysitter first?did you know your parents had sex when you were a little boy and at home ??!!!???!!! shocking isn't it. you don't need to concern yourself with my daughter's welfare. she is very well taken care of. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 did you know your parents had sex when you were a little boy and at home ??!!!???!!! shocking isn't it. you don't need to concern yourself with my daughter's welfare. she is very well taken care of.Knowing your parents are having sex is a little bit different than meeting mommy's new fuck buddy three nights out of the week. It's just a tad confusing for the child is all. easy big fellaOk, I'm done. Link to post Share on other sites
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