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Ron, why are you always enforcing our roles? I tried to be zim for a day and you slapped me down, as well. I tried to be funny this morning and you accused me of either being LG or ripping her off.ron mexico: thread police
I was right both times wasn't I?also, I'm just giving Idaho a hard time. People can post what they want, I don't care.I'm just bored and typing for the fun of it.and apparently you missed the part where I told her not to post about lunch, the posted what I had for lunch.
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standard footlong, Subway Club, (ham, roast beef, turkey) american cheese, mayo, lettuce, onions, tomato, pickle, green pepper, banana pepper, hot pepper, salt and pepper, oil and vinegar.standard stuff.I don't feel comfortable discussing this
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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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I was right both times wasn't I?also, I'm just giving Idaho a hard time. People can post what they want, I don't care.I'm just bored and typing for the fun of it.and apparently you missed the part where I told her not to post about lunch, the posted what I had for lunch.
what, I'm not allowed to make observations without offending you now? I thought we were friends.
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I had a shrimp po'boy.Suck it.
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what, I'm not allowed to make observations without offending you now? I thought we were friends.
who's offended. Fire away Hermit
Guy #3 left a bite mark on my neck last night.
"as close to a virgin as a 31 year old mother can be?"how many guys have you kissed since September 15th?I'm guessing 4Not judging, just saying. You deserve to have fun, you've been married for 8 years, (not counting your Vegas rendezvous), you deserve to cut loose, but I just thought I'd throw your quote from earlier back in the mix
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"as close to a virgin as a 31 year old mother can be?"how many guys have you kissed since September 15th?I'm guessing 4Not judging, just saying. You deserve to have fun, you've been married for 8 years, (not counting your Vegas rendezvous), you deserve to cut loose, but I just thought I'd throw your quote from earlier back in the mix
3 but two of them were exes so they don't count. recycling is how i've kept the notches on my bedpost down to only 5. i'm a conservationist at heart.
Where's Lori been the last couple of days?
good questioni've been wondering the same thing
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3 but two of them were exes so they don't count. recycling is how i've kept the notches on my bedpost down to only 5. i'm a conservationist at heart. good question
5 is an average summer when you're a 'ho-fessional.
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3 but two of them were exes so they don't count. recycling is how i've kept the notches on my bedpost down to only 5. i'm a conservationist at heart. good question
I'm just jealous.I wish I could kiss three guys in a months spanand who cares about your number? I mean really, when you old and gray, are you gonna take some pride in the fact that you kept it under 10?It really won't matter,but having a story of getting doubleteamed by the only two blacks in Idaho, thats a story
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I've been in and out of here, I haven't had a lot to say. My wonderful, loving, caring, compassionate husband decided to take the entire month of October off to make some thigs up to me. Thank god the month is almost over.
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ok, youre right. Only part of that statement was true. Scratch all the kind things I said about him.
the only accurate part is that he's your husbandfor now.kidding of course, but if you do get divorced, can I be first in line to slap those funbags around and make you laugh until you sound like a woodchuck?
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I'm just jealous.I wish I could kiss three guys in a months spanand who cares about your number? I mean really, when you old and gray, are you gonna take some pride in the fact that you kept it under 10?It really won't matter,but having a story of getting doubleteamed by the only two blacks in Idaho, thats a story
I never understood why chicks try to keep that number down. Who gives a fuck? Your future husband? Fuck that, you know you're gonna lie on that number anyway so why not bang as many guys as possible? I know I would.On that note, i'm off to drop a deuce and it's gonna be bad.And If a guy walks in just as i'm washing my hands, I'm gonna say it was you, Ron.
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making out with his son
nicemaking out with his 30 year old friend woulda been funnier
Serious question. I mean, it was a school night. Was it not? Did you put her down to bed before you brought over yet another guy she doesn't know or did you dump her off on a babysitter first?
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Serious question. I mean, it was a school night. Was it not? Did you put her down to bed before you brought over yet another guy she doesn't know or did you dump her off on a babysitter first?
did you know your parents had sex when you were a little boy and at home ??!!!???!!! shocking isn't it. you don't need to concern yourself with my daughter's welfare. she is very well taken care of.
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did you know your parents had sex when you were a little boy and at home ??!!!???!!! shocking isn't it. you don't need to concern yourself with my daughter's welfare. she is very well taken care of.
Knowing your parents are having sex is a little bit different than meeting mommy's new fuck buddy three nights out of the week. It's just a tad confusing for the child is all.
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Ok, I'm done.
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