Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 and I'm Jewish. FU3X's the lady.My mother's parents were all killed at Auschwitz.I'm not sure if Jiffy Jeff is serious or not, so I'm holding back on thinking up semi-witty yet inappropriate joke."ounce of possibiilty"i've been considering hiring an assitant to edit all my postsI hear the Backspace and Delete buttons work cheap Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 MattyDeuce is about as adjusted as A. my back right before my chiropractor's apptB. mortgage ratesC. Brooksy after getting out of Shawshankdammit, this doesn't work, what is something that is funny that isn't very adjusted?A fat girl's strapless bra?Matt when he catches his best friend's blowing each other?Yeah, I got not much.and I'm Jewish. FU3X's the lady.My mother's parents were all killed at Auschwitz.YUPPlease tell me you're kidding because I was.And if you're not, why is it that the jew jokes and lefty jokes are okay but a joke about something as benign as colorblindness isn't? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Ron_MexicoI'll take it, at least you called me funny Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'll take it, at least you called me funnyyou got your evalidation for the dayyou can get back to work now Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'm not sure if Jiffy Jeff is serious or not, so I'm holding back on thinking up semi-witty yet inappropriate joke.I hear the Backspace and Delete buttons work cheapI'm almost positive that he's serious and I still wrote up a ridiculously inappropriate joke before I hit the back button. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 i think he is serious and am now upset we've been letting a jew post herei'm off to get lunchchicken burrito w/large rice Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 i think he is serious and am now upset we've been letting a jew post hereok, mad props on this.and since when do we stop being inappropriate?Now that we know he's jewish, its just more jew gold to get our hands on.Hell, he didn't know em, they died in 1945. Screw it, blame Germany, not me.Jews in the threadLeftyJeffMDGMattyUnoBrad Keith Crimethats all I can think of.:cringing b/c I don't want to offend: Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'm not sure if Jiffy Jeff is serious or not, so I'm holding back on thinking up semi-witty yet inappropriate joke.as a grabberPS. I like Jazzy JeffI'm almost positive that he's serious and I still wrote up a ridiculously inappropriate joke before I hit the back button.Bring the funny. You are the OP.i think he is serious and am now upset we've been letting a jew post herei'm off to get lunchchicken burrito w/large riceI have some Manischewitz you can wash it down with. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 i've been considering hiring an assitant to edit all my postsAss-i-tantEntymology: from the English ass and French debutante.Definition: A young woman making her formal entrance into the world of ATM.You should contact Mr. Mexico. I understand he has an entire stable of recruits. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 as a grabberleave the fancy Yiddish words in the hallway buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 and since when do we stop being inappropriate?I so rarely say anything even remotely inappropriate (well, inappropriate in that regard anyway, sexual jokes not being counted of course) that to have someone get actually upset over this one is really bothering me.The conversation was about running all lefties into the ocean to die. There's been lots of Jew jokes in this thread. I say can we euthanize all the color blind people too just so I can tell my story about arguing about the color of a UPS truck and that's what sets leftygolfer off? I don't get it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 i think he is serious and am now upset we've been letting a jew post hereyeah, no laughing here.nope.not a bit. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Jews in the threadLeftyJeffMDGMattyUnoBrad Keith CrimeLadyGreyFYP, I thought this was common knowledge. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Along those same lines, do you think people with red hair wish they were never born?please let there be a redhead here When I was younger...Likewise, I hated my hair so much when I was a kid that I think it finally got the point and fucked off for greener pastures. If you send me to a concentration camp, I'll either be the first one shot or the last one standing. That's a promise. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 ok, mad props on this.Mad props? Who are you, Gilbertology? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 FYP, I thought this was common knowledge.apparently not, but that does explain some thingsIf you send me to a concentration camp, I'll either be the first one shot or the last one standing. That's a promise.They should have a reality show where you and Matty Deuce hang out for a night on the town.There is very little chance he doesn't kill a hooker "on accident" and very little chance you don't take out her pimp and hide the bodies skillfullyI'd watchMad props? Who are you, Gilbertology?yeah, I was hoping someone would pick up on dat yo Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 They should have a reality show where you and Matty Deuce hang out for a night on the town.There is very little chance he doesn't kill a hooker "on accident" and very little chance you don't take out her pimp and hide the bodies skillfullyDo you know how much coffee I'd have to drink to make enough boat anchors to hide an entire TV crew? Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 yeah, I was hoping someone would pick up on dat yoWanna knock over a vending machine to get some pimp tight candy, and then go for a night on the town with Carson Daily and some fine ass hoes? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Do you know how much coffee I'd have to drink to make enough boat anchors to hide an entire TV crew?ok, I laughed harder at this than I should've, because even though I've never seen or heard you, I pictured you saying this in a serious, frustrated manner.Wanna knock over a vending machine to get some pimp tight candy, and then go for a night on the town with Carson Daily and some fine ass hoes?that was a fun couple of days in the old sick threadAnyone watch 30Rock last Wednesday? Tracey Morgan and Alec Baldwin really make me laughoh yeah, I'm been meaning to type thisTimdog, where have you gone? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 chicken burrito was goodrice is decentwild cherry pepsi and snickerdoodle should round it all out nicely Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 ok, I laughed harder at this than I should've, because even though I've never seen or heard you, I pictured you saying this in a serious, frustrated manner.that was a fun couple of days in the old sick threadI didn't laugh until I pictured him like this. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 i got cookie crumbs in my keyboardfuck Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 chicken burrito was goodrice is decentwild cherry pepsi and snickerdoodle should round it all out nicely i got cookie crumbs in my keyboardfuckare you under the misguided perception that anyone cares?you made a nice joke earlier, then you bring these clunkerseither post something funny, something that generates a convo, or something completely off the wall. PleaseLunch is Zims domainedit: I had Subway for lunch Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 PleaseLunch is Zims domainedit: I had Subway for lunchRon, why are you always enforcing our roles? I tried to be zim for a day and you slapped me down, as well. I tried to be funny this morning and you accused me of either being LG or ripping her off.ron mexico: thread police Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 edit: I had Subway for lunchGo on... Link to post Share on other sites
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