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and I'm Jewish. FU3X's the lady.My mother's parents were all killed at Auschwitz.
I'm not sure if Jiffy Jeff is serious or not, so I'm holding back on thinking up semi-witty yet inappropriate joke.
"ounce of possibiilty"i've been considering hiring an assitant to edit all my posts
I hear the Backspace and Delete buttons work cheap
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A fat girl's strapless bra?Matt when he catches his best friend's blowing each other?Yeah, I got not much.
and I'm Jewish. FU3X's the lady.My mother's parents were all killed at Auschwitz.YUP
Please tell me you're kidding because I was.And if you're not, why is it that the jew jokes and lefty jokes are okay but a joke about something as benign as colorblindness isn't?
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I'm not sure if Jiffy Jeff is serious or not, so I'm holding back on thinking up semi-witty yet inappropriate joke.I hear the Backspace and Delete buttons work cheap
I'm almost positive that he's serious and I still wrote up a ridiculously inappropriate joke before I hit the back button.
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i think he is serious and am now upset we've been letting a jew post here
ok, mad props on this.and since when do we stop being inappropriate?Now that we know he's jewish, its just more jew gold to get our hands on.Hell, he didn't know em, they died in 1945. Screw it, blame Germany, not me.Jews in the threadLeftyJeffMDGMattyUnoBrad Keith Crimethats all I can think of.:cringing b/c I don't want to offend:
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I'm not sure if Jiffy Jeff is serious or not, so I'm holding back on thinking up semi-witty yet inappropriate joke.
as a grabberPS. I like Jazzy Jeff
I'm almost positive that he's serious and I still wrote up a ridiculously inappropriate joke before I hit the back button.
Bring the funny. You are the OP.
i think he is serious and am now upset we've been letting a jew post herei'm off to get lunchchicken burrito w/large rice
I have some Manischewitz you can wash it down with.
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i've been considering hiring an assitant to edit all my posts
Ass-i-tantEntymology: from the English ass and French debutante.Definition: A young woman making her formal entrance into the world of ATM.You should contact Mr. Mexico. I understand he has an entire stable of recruits.
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and since when do we stop being inappropriate?
I so rarely say anything even remotely inappropriate (well, inappropriate in that regard anyway, sexual jokes not being counted of course) that to have someone get actually upset over this one is really bothering me.The conversation was about running all lefties into the ocean to die. There's been lots of Jew jokes in this thread. I say can we euthanize all the color blind people too just so I can tell my story about arguing about the color of a UPS truck and that's what sets leftygolfer off? I don't get it.
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Along those same lines, do you think people with red hair wish they were never born?please let there be a redhead here
When I was younger...
Likewise, I hated my hair so much when I was a kid that I think it finally got the point and fucked off for greener pastures. If you send me to a concentration camp, I'll either be the first one shot or the last one standing. That's a promise.
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FYP, I thought this was common knowledge.
apparently not, but that does explain some things
If you send me to a concentration camp, I'll either be the first one shot or the last one standing. That's a promise.
They should have a reality show where you and Matty Deuce hang out for a night on the town.There is very little chance he doesn't kill a hooker "on accident" and very little chance you don't take out her pimp and hide the bodies skillfullyI'd watch
Mad props? Who are you, Gilbertology?
yeah, I was hoping someone would pick up on dat yo
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They should have a reality show where you and Matty Deuce hang out for a night on the town.There is very little chance he doesn't kill a hooker "on accident" and very little chance you don't take out her pimp and hide the bodies skillfully
Do you know how much coffee I'd have to drink to make enough boat anchors to hide an entire TV crew?
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Do you know how much coffee I'd have to drink to make enough boat anchors to hide an entire TV crew?
ok, I laughed harder at this than I should've, because even though I've never seen or heard you, I pictured you saying this in a serious, frustrated manner.
Wanna knock over a vending machine to get some pimp tight candy, and then go for a night on the town with Carson Daily and some fine ass hoes?
that was a fun couple of days in the old sick threadAnyone watch 30Rock last Wednesday? Tracey Morgan and Alec Baldwin really make me laughoh yeah, I'm been meaning to type thisTimdog, where have you gone?
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ok, I laughed harder at this than I should've, because even though I've never seen or heard you, I pictured you saying this in a serious, frustrated manner.that was a fun couple of days in the old sick thread
I didn't laugh until I pictured him like this.
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chicken burrito was goodrice is decentwild cherry pepsi and snickerdoodle should round it all out nicely
i got cookie crumbs in my keyboardfuck
are you under the misguided perception that anyone cares?you made a nice joke earlier, then you bring these clunkerseither post something funny, something that generates a convo, or something completely off the wall. PleaseLunch is Zims domainedit: I had Subway for lunch
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PleaseLunch is Zims domainedit: I had Subway for lunch
Ron, why are you always enforcing our roles? I tried to be zim for a day and you slapped me down, as well. I tried to be funny this morning and you accused me of either being LG or ripping her off.ron mexico: thread police
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