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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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such jokes are only funny if there is an once of possible truth to it. since i am probably as close to a virgin as a 31 year old mother could be, it just comes across as illinformed. unless ofcourse you are going for angle of making a joke by implying something that is completely the opposite of what is true or necessary such as when you tell your negro freinds to use plenty of sunblock. if that is the case then ... bravo.
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any economic analysis to back that up frenchy?i don't see virgins out there buying gay expensive shirts, polluting hair gel and spray, cologne, etc.
Yes but they're also not adding to the master race either and idleness is just as evil.
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Can we euthanize the color blind people too?
Shuddup.
I totally read that as "Can we euthanize the colored people too?". If turd was around I probably wouldn't have done a double take.
I wonder how many people on this site actually think I'm a racist.
i am probably as close to a virgin as a 31 year old mother could be.
St. Idaho
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Can we euthanize the color blind people too?
I'm colorblind. FU2
I totally read that as "Can we euthanize the colored people too?".
My grandma calls African americans "coloreds". She's 100, I guess she is entitled to say what she wants.
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Can we euthanize the color blind people too?
nothing wrong with colour blind people.
Yes but they're also not adding to the master race either and idleness is just as evil.
we're doing God's work, and ridding the world of those inferior. Adding to the master race will come in due time.
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I'm colorblind. FU2
You're color blind and a lefty? How have you lived so long? You should have been starved to death in a dirty concentration camp long ago.
nothing wrong with colour blind people.
Everything is wrong with color blind peole. They're icky.Try not being color blind and arguing with someone for an hour over whether the UPS truck is brown or green. I mean, seriously, if the truck was green then the slogan "What can Brown do for you" wouldn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense would it?
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Try not being color blind and arguing with someone for an hour over whether the UPS truck is brown or green. I mean, seriously, if the truck was green then the slogan "What can Brown do for you" wouldn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense would it?
my ex's favorite out fit when we got married was a pair of ugly green corduroids (sp?) and a purple flannel shirt. to this day he insists they were both brown. i get a headache just thinking about it.
tater, it's funnier because i know 0 about you.
really? what is it you think you know about me?
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as i said, ZERO. except for what i read on the internets. sometimes the magical tubes lie, though.
what? every thing we read on the internet isn't true? i'm fucked...but seriously ......... PLEASE !!!!!!! i need a new yahoo pool buddy. if some one wants to play please send me a pm and i'll send you my sign in name. thanks.
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Habs, The Departed is solid, i enjoyed it. but adam, calling it scorsese's best is uh...............[holding tongue]......................
yea, agreed. Its good, but its not as good as mean streets, goodfellas, raging bull, or taxi driver
Let us not forget that I too was a soldier, and did serve in Iraq myself. I always support the troops and their job regardless if they wear brass on their collar or not. Im not that disturbing, just mentally "not all there"
its weird, as most of the vets of Iraq that I've met have adjusted pretty well, but my brother hasn't in the slightest. Matt, where were u located, my brother was at Mosul
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Hey Idaho, what the hell is "an once of possibility"colorblind faggotsand to midget Canadian virgin left handed hater, get ready to do the man dance with me.

its weird, as most of the vets of Iraq that I've met have adjusted pretty well, but my brother hasn't in the slightest. Matt, where were u located, my brother was at Mosul
MattyDeuce is about as adjusted as A. my back right before my chiropractor's apptB. mortgage ratesC. Brooksy after getting out of Shawshankdammit, this doesn't work, what is something that is funny that isn't very adjusted?
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You're color blind and a lefty? How have you lived so long? You should have been starved to death in a dirty concentration camp long ago.Everything is wrong with color blind peole. They're icky.
and I'm Jewish. FU3X's the lady.My mother's parents were all killed at Auschwitz.
Hit a nerve did we?
YUP
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