strategy 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 NoI like shaking with my right.I most everything with my left. Bat, write, eat, throw, power punch, golf, tennis, etcThings I can't do with my left. Wipe my butt, jerk off, shake hands, jab punch.I'm the exact same way. Dead serious. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 From a leftie, no.Touching hands with someone who most probably pleasured themselves in the last 24 hrs with the same hand and soon after eating a donut with same hand is just bothersome.ewwWWWWWWthe receptionist was away from her desk goofing around this morning and our printer came in to deliver envelopes. after i had to sign for them the delivery lady left a bag of candy for the receptionist. the bag of candy is now in my desk drawer. she should have been at her desk doing her job. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'm the exact same way. Dead serious.Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'm the exact same way. Dead serious.Me too. Cept I eat and play pingpong/tennis with my right. Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 so, you don't shake hands with anyone, ever?Typically, I try to avoid it. Like when I go into meetings I'll hang back a little while the pleasantries ensue and everyone takes their seat. Then I'll sit down and start the small talk. However, when I have to, I'll shake a hand or two and feel more comfortable knowing it's my right hand, which I don't use all that much anyway except to type or undo a bra.Don't get me wrong, I agree. We should just bow like the Japs.Completely agree Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I do almost everything with my right hand, but I can go with either one when jerkin it. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Do you think lefties would rather shake with their dominant hand?no you learn to use your right hand. I've tried using a mouse with my left and I feel like the most uncoordinated person on the planet. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 no you learn to use your right hand. I've tried using a mouse with my left and I feel like the most uncoordinated person on the planet.The worst was scissors. When I was little my mom always bought me the lefthanded scissors and I'd use those, but you could never find them anywhere else. Eventually I told her I'd rather just learn to use righthanded ones. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hugI almost used that line in the man law thread Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 no you learn to use your right hand. I've tried using a mouse with my left and I feel like the most uncoordinated person on the planet.DAMMITstop adding to my list. I can only go with the right on the mouse and scissors as well. Can we please stop talking about this now? I used to take pride in saying "I only do two things with my right, jerk off and wipe"now thats goneI only do 8 things with my right, jerk off, wipe, use a mouse, use scissors, shake hands, jab punch, eat pizza and pimp slap. Just doesn't have the same ring to it Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 So what, we've got three lefties now?I was once at the store and bought something with one of my cards. I went to sign and the pen cord was tangled up and I couldn't get it to my left hand. Tried to sign right-handed and both the cashier and the person in line after me laughed at my struggle. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 So what, we've got three lefties now?At least 5. You, me, Ron, Dustin, and JSHamm. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I use the right to jerk it and the left to finger my anus or tug on my ballsack. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Along those same lines, do you think people with red hair wish they were never born?please let there be a redhead here Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Along those same lines, do you think people with red hair wish they were never born?please let there be a redhead here When I was younger... Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Along those same lines, do you think people with red hair wish they were never born?please let there be a redhead here I have black hair, but my facial hair is actually mixed red and black. Don't know how that happened. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Along those same lines, do you think people with red hair wish they were never born?please let there be a redhead here If so, when I dye my hair red is that some kind of manifestation of a depressive trait? Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I have black hair, but my facial hair is actually mixed red and black. Don't know how that happened.I'm the same. My nickname was ketchup stains for a while. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I've always wanted a red beard. I had a few red hairs in a goatee once, but it wasn't anything to write home about. I'm the same. My nickname was ketchup stains for a while.That's a long nickname. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I've always wanted a red beard. I had a few red hairs in a goatee once, but it wasn't anything to write home about.Yeah, this is a more accurate description of what I have going on down there.I mean, up here. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I'm the same. My nickname was ketchup stains for a while.so was your fiance'spanty incident in H.S. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 That's a long nickname.This was funny.I feel like crap today, and wish I had called in sick. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 so was your fiance'spanty incident in H.S.Nice try but she doesn't wear any. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 So, I just went to use the public restroom, and when I walked in, it smelled like some serious pooping had just been going on. So I hold my breath, pee in the urinal, and proceed to wash my hands. (I may or may not've gotten some back splatter on my hands) Anyway, as I'm washing up, someone comes in and makes that "GODDAMN, WHO DIED IN HERE" face. Now, he's looking at me like I just dumped my brains out.the question is:Do I go into a whole song and dance about how it stunk when I got in there, and joke about how someone should've removed the gerbil from their butt after it died or just wash my hands and leave?This is the stuff that runs through my head constantly Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 So, I just went to use the public restroom, and when I walked in, it smelled like some serious pooping had just been going on. So I hold my breath, pee in the urinal, and proceed to wash my hands. (I may or may not've gotten some back splatter on my hands) Anyway, as I'm washing up, someone comes in and makes that "GODDAMN, WHO DIED IN HERE" face. Now, he's looking at me like I just dumped my brains out.the question is:Do I go into a whole song and dance about how it stunk when I got in there, and joke about how someone should've removed the gerbil from their butt after it died or just wash my hands and leave?This is the stuff that runs through my head constantlyGenerate a fart and have him compare the scents. You're off the hook and someone purposefully smelled your gas. Win - Win. Link to post Share on other sites
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