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Let us not forget that I too was a soldier, and did serve in Iraq myself. I always support the troops and their job regardless if they wear brass on their collar or not. Im not that disturbing, just mentally "not all there"
I think you renounced your right to have been a soldier as soon as you started wearing that gay ass belt buckleLove yoooooooou
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Let us not forget that I too was a soldier, and did serve in Iraq myself. I always support the troops and their job regardless if they wear brass on their collar or not. Im not that disturbing, just mentally "not all there"
I do remember that you were a soldier and served. /respektI was merely suggesting that you don't subject our troops to your odd, sometimes disturbing, badly typed, incoherent ramblings that may or may not someday work against you in a court of law.
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Mike,you heard the new Jeremy Enigk stuff?I have to get it from my buddy, but I hear its good. Mellow but good.
listening to the one track that's up on myspace right now. sounds like acoustic sunny day. pretty cool.
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Very cute. Did your girlfriend Lady Ghey write that for you, because its way too witty for you to come up with
JeffStrat, did you give LG your pw? Your cruel level is through the roof, and actually pretty funny. You're growing up before our eyes.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, Ron. Maybe she's rubbing off on me a little.
listening to the one track that's up on myspace right now. sounds like acoustic sunny day. pretty cool.
actually that sounds like the opposite of cool
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oh yeah, that also
Am I the only person who hilited this more than once looking for invisible type?And Ron, wake up. You keep leaving letters off the ends of words or adding new letters on, making new words that have a different meaning, and its making my body convulse.
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Sup fuckers.Sitting in Econ Lecture, is it strange that she said this material would be difficult and I'm doing catchup reading and still understanding everything she's saying?
No. Econ is easy sauce, my friend. Easy sauce.
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No. Econ is easy sauce, my friend. Easy sauce.
I took Economics in college and wrote a paper about the Viet Nam war and blah blah blah impact on blah blah the US economy.Unfortunately, I began a sentence with "We" in reference to the United States. At the point in the paper, she went psycho bitch in red ink and noted "WERE YOU THERE!!!?? I DON'T THINK SO"I failed miserably from that point on.Interestingly, not so much I later graduated with a degree in English and am now a financial analyst.Fuck you pronouns.Edit: I can't e-cuss, screw it.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence, Ron. Maybe she's rubbing off on me a little.actually that sounds like the opposite of cool
A. You wishB. Shut it. He's better than that guy you gave me a song to.
Am I the only person who hilited this more than once looking for invisible type?And Ron, wake up. You keep leaving letters off the ends of words or adding new letters on, making new words that have a different meaning, and its making my body convulse.
yeah, I was gonna type that I was just messing with him, but then deleted it.sorry bout the typing, somtimes I typ too fast or don't pay closs attention to wha I'm doing. I'll wok on it.
I took Economics in college and wrote a paper about the Viet Nam war and blah blah blah impact on blah blah the US economy.Unfortunately, I began a sentence with "We" in reference to the United States. At the point in the paper, she went psycho bitch in red ink and noted "WERE YOU THERE!!!?? I DON'T THINK SO"I failed miserably from that point on.Interestingly, not so much I later graduated with a degree in English and am now a financial analyst.
maybe she failed you because you made Vietnam two words.:covering my butt, if it is two words in traditional Vietnamese spelling, I was just kidding champ:
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A. You wishB. Shut it. He's better than that guy you gave me a song to.yeah, I was gonna type that I was just messing with him, but then deleted it.sorry bout the typing, somtimes I typ too fast or don't pay closs attention to wha I'm doing. I'll wok on it.maybe she failed you because you made Vietnam two words.
You know the asian persuasion better than I. That's awesome.
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A. You wishB. Shut it. He's better than that guy you gave me a song to.yeah, I was gonna type that I was just messing with him, but then deleted it.sorry bout the typing, somtimes I typ too fast or don't pay closs attention to wha I'm doing. I'll wok on it.maybe she failed you because you made Vietnam two words.
But I'm the one with the poorly typed messages? Interesting.As far as the belt goes, I love it and Im learning that is all that matters. You shouldve said something about the tie instead cupcake.
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But I'm the one with the poorly typed messages? Interesting.As far as the belt goes, I love it and Im learning that is all that matters. You shouldve said something about the tie instead cupcake.
Well, I actually use periods, paragraphs and commas. Not the point though.I liked the tie and jeans, the shoes I was ok with, the belt buckle I just didn't dig. As I originally wrote, I hate clothes that announce loudly who they are made by. A/X , DCetc. If you like it though, that is all that matters, I agree 100%
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I liked the tie and jeans, the shoes I was ok with, the belt buckle I just didn't dig. As I originally wrote, I hate clothes that announce loudly who they are made by.
worst offender, by far:14356_04_b.jpg
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Going to see the departed tonight. I've had a hard-on for this movie ever since I read the reviews and storyline.Has anyone seen it? Basically, would anyone like to give me their own little review, turning my hard-on into a face full of splooge? And, yes Ron, if you come back in two and a half hours the offer will still stand.
Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself.That will make more sense after you see the movie.
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Well, I actually use periods, paragraphs and commas. Not the point though.I liked the tie and jeans, the shoes I was ok with, the belt buckle I just didn't dig. As I originally wrote, I hate clothes that announce loudly who they are made by. A/X DCetc. If you like it though, that is all that matters, I agree 100%
I concour about shirts branding yourself with large logos/brands. Especially A/X shirts because they're usually 4 sizes too small and are worn by gentleman that abuse the league's substance abuse policy.But the belt is very subdued compared to the whole outfit. As far as the tie, IMO, it was too green. I miss you. I'm off to do some mortgage stuff for my mom's bf because he's too busy. Anybody need their credit pulled?
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Do you think lefties would rather shake with their dominant hand?
NoI like shaking with my right.I most everything with my left. Bat, write, eat, throw, power punch, golf, tennis, etcThings I can't do with my left. Wipe my butt, jerk off, shake hands, jab punch.
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Do you think lefties would rather shake with their dominant hand?
From a leftie, no.Touching hands with someone who most probably pleasured themselves in the last 24 hrs with the same hand and soon after eating a donut with same hand is just bothersome.
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From a leftie, no.Touching hands with someone who most probably pleasured themselves in the last 24 hrs with the same hand and soon after eating a donut with same hand is just bothersome.
so, you don't shake hands with anyone, ever?Don't get me wrong, I agree. We should just bow like the Japs.
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