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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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well, thats as far as I would go, would that win or will you outdo me by going ATM?
I don't know if this was intentional but either way it was a most excellent choice of word.
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Did you lose your thumb in a horrific farm accident?
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I'm bummed, I'm gonna miss you by a day.
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I don't know if this was intentional but either way it was a most excellent choice of word.
I wish I could say yes to that
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I will be arriving around 2:30pm on Sunday. If you are in town late that night, I will buy you a nice dinner and some drinks, show you the penthouse suite at The Mirage I'm staying at and since we both know you like it in the butt, we'll discuss ATM.kidding of course, except for the ATM part. ok, still kidding. Let me know.
I initially thought this was addressed to Caleb and thought nothing of it.
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I'm not denying it, I'm just asking if thats what you're saying?If so, wanna hang out and use that website you sent me together?
no, i was suggesting that they are aware that you correctly predicted a situation they'll be involved in, and your accuracy made them uncomfortable.
Sometimes in the heat of the moment...
thanks renae
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I initially thought this was addressed to Caleb and thought nothing of it.
well, the offer goes for you as well big boy. You're kinda thin and well groomed, I'll bet your asshole is tight and clean. An unusual combo to find, trust me, I've looked.
no, i was suggesting that they are aware that you correctly predicted a situation they'll be involved in, and your accuracy made them uncomfortable.
oh, yeah, I think one of those guys are eventually gonna blow or jerk off another one.
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I don't know if this was intentional but either way it was a most excellent choice of word.Did you lose your thumb in a horrific farm accident?
It's in a bowl of Wendy's chili somewhere.
I initially thought this was addressed to Caleb and thought nothing of it.
Same here.
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i can remember a time when you didn't know how to post picturesi'm so proud of you
well, to tell the truth, I can post pics of google image pics all day, but I still don't know how to post real pics that I took or scanned onto my computer.If I did, I would post a bunch of pics from back in the day (3-6 years ago) because I have like 4 pics of me in the last 3 years. I lost the camera in the divorce. (kidding, I'm not a picture guy)
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well, the offer goes for you as well big boy. You're kinda thin and well groomed, I'll bet your asshole is tight and clean. An unusual combo to find, trust me, I've looked.
(13:53:33) jdrake: wow now there is a foul comment from ron (13:54:03) mk: jesus (13:54:04) mk: h (13:54:07) mk: tapdancing (13:54:08) jdrake: LOL (13:54:09) mk: christ (13:54:17) jdrake: ahahahahaha
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thanks renae
Oddly enough, Caleb looks more like Rosario Dawson than I do.
oh, yeah, I think one of those guys are eventually gonna blow or jerk off another one.
I think they already have and Matt's the one going "but I thought it was all a joke???!!!"
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http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p;#entry1490754Mike, you've made the bigtime. They're talking about you when you aren't around.Now you know how I used to feel.I'm my prime, nearly every thread in general had a Ron Mexico reference:sitting on the porch with a glass of lemonade staring into the sky:
(13:53:33) jdrake: wow now there is a foul comment from ron (13:54:03) mk: jesus (13:54:04) mk: h (13:54:07) mk: tapdancing (13:54:08) jdrake: LOL (13:54:09) mk: christ (13:54:17) jdrake: ahahahahaha
you just wanted to show us your Jesus H Tapdancing Christ joke.me likey.
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i just got my lunch time carmel latte. but sadly i went Tully's instead of Starbucks. i couldn't bare the thought of being mocked by barristas in green aprons.
you get your coffee in a British courtroom?anyone?
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Just an eyebrow
ouch ......... that one stungi swear i look much better with eyebrows
you get your coffee in a British courtroom?anyone?
ok...now i'm mad i actually looked it up to make sure i used the correct term :sticking tongue out in nonsexual way:Main Entry: barrista Part of Speech: noun Definition: a preparer / server in a coffee bar
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ouch ......... that one stungi swear i look much better with eyebrowsok...now i'm mad i actually looked it up to make sure i used the correct term :sticking tongue out in nonsexual way:Main Entry: barrista Part of Speech: noun Definition: a preparer / server in a coffee bar
he was talking about barristers! it was a pun! ohohohoi love you mexy
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ok...now i'm mad i actually looked it up to make sure i used the correct term :sticking tongue out in nonsexual way:Main Entry: barrista Part of Speech: noun Definition: a preparer / server in a coffee bar
I was kidding, I don't drink coffee so I assumed you were correct, but it sounds just like "barrister" which is a term for a...well here, check for yourselfhttp://www.carrow.com/barri.html
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Do you really care about who looks like the bad guy when this ends? I mean, who's watching?
I should have done quotes as I went, I forget what this is about.
Seriously, do you get depressed if you don't have a swirling drama-cloud sorrounding you all the time?
Now I remember...I had a bunch more quoted about this subject but most of it was already covered. Cindy - you knew weeks ago that you weren't into Guy #2, but you decided to try the Joey Jo Jo method of relationship maintenance and now you're upset that it didn't work out because Guy #2 may not be entirely stable? HINT: guys who are willing to partake in the Joey Jo Jo method are rarely, if ever, stable. They're losers for a reason...
That was how she was able to shove a limp D into her. A few times he tried to tell her it wasn't hard, but she wasn't paying attention.
To the virgins - see how easy it can be?
He gave it a good washing in the sink as soon as she was through with him.
To the non-virgins - see why the virgins don't want any?
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I need to write a macro that quotes you and replies, "[shakes head]" immediately after you post in any thread.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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Jumping jebus. Does Rainbow Brite have a pet that is short and follows her around all the time, only to be occasionally picked up and hugged to her ample bosom? Cause THAT would be a good haloween costume in Iraq this year.
ouch ......... that one stung
Then you're not going to like the rest of my catchup posts much either.
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HINT: guys who are willing to partake in the Joey Jo Jo method are rarely, if ever, stable. They're losers for a reason...
I am quoting this because I believe in the basic truth of the statement.The JoeyJoJo method should not be attempted with anyone in which you care about their "feelings" or their "dignity" or their "suicidal tendencies." The ability to drop Guy #2 without a second thought is essential to the JoeyJoJo method.
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I had a bunch more quoted about this subject but most of it was already covered. Cindy - you knew weeks ago that you weren't into Guy #2, but you decided to try the Joey Jo Jo method of relationship maintenance and now you're upset that it didn't work out because Guy #2 may not be entirely stable? HINT: guys who are willing to partake in the Joey Jo Jo method are rarely, if ever, stable. They're losers for a reason...
Not a single thing you stated above was correct about my relationship, so I don't see the need to respond. (please see previous post regarding intent of my posts about dating)
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