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Give me 100 words on why Huet should have saved the Novotny goal and how it set the tone for a lacklustre effort by the Habs and we'll call it square. I didn't really even watch the game, I just checked the score every 15 minutes or so. From what I saw it really wasn't much of a game at all, the Habs just didn't seem to think they could possibly win. Briere skating all alone from the back of the net to the front and being permitted to take that shot was a jopke, someone should have picked him up. I bet there will be a lot of suicide drills today at practice.
That's a long-ass title, yo. It doesn't fit. Give me something shorter.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Today I will mesmorize you with tales of eating a pastrami sandwhich with curly fires and maybe I'll even throw in a few gems about the left over meatloaf I had last night. The possibilities are endless ........
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Steve's new title cracked me up...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p?showuser=2041

Today I will mesmorize you with tales of eating a pastrami sandwhich with curly fires and maybe I'll even throw in a few gems about the left over meatloaf I had last night. The possibilities are endless ........
I'm more interested in pictures of you with a pickle in your...um, mouth.
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Not my fault you live on the land we pawned off to the injuns.
I live on carpet. And tile. And the occasional laminate. You must have me confused with someone else.Besides we like and respect our injuns. Especially when you get them liquored up and get them to pawn their pickup truck to you.
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I live on carpet. And tile. And the occasional laminate. You must have me confused with someone else.:besides we like our injuns:
I live on carpet too. Wait, are we talking about the same thing?
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When I play poker, Dammit, now I want to go too, when are you leaving?
see, here is the rub. With me at my table, doing my thing, no way you could resist my mojo. The best place to make money is at a poker table where people are having fun. Would you rather play at a table where 9 guys are wearing IPods and hats pulled low or 9 guys drinking and yucking it up? I say the drinking table is gonna be the most profitible. Not saying get bombed, but at least ham it up. If they offer you a shot, tell them you are in a program, but you guys have one for me, etc.Do what works best for you, I'm just giving you the party persons perspective, which I'm sure you get already.I do intend to play serious, but I'll still joke a little, I can't help myself. Until I miss every flop, then I just sit and stew.December 10th-14thMirage
You just described me to a T. I'm gonna have to meet you in Vegas in a couple months.
can we play the gay game, heads up for $100? How far do I have to go to win?
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December 10th-14thMirage
Guess what? I've been invited to vegas the weekend of the 10th. Becasue of my work schedule I would have to fly in on the 8th and then leave on the evening of the 10th. I haven't decided if I am going yet since it would be such a short trip. If i do go, what time are you flying in? Does you mom still have TIVO?
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why Huet should have saved the Novotny goal and how it set the tone for a lacklustre effort by the Habs Huet should have saved the Novotny goal because it was a weak shot that my four year old niece could have stopped and she doesn't even play hockey.From that moment the Habs just weren't even in the same league as the BUFFALO SABRES quickly took control of the game. Every time a BUFFALO SABRE had the puck it looked like the Habs were gonna cry they were so intimidated.The BUFFALO SABRES have now set a franchise record by winning their ninth game in a row and are widely regarded as the one and only global hockey superpower. In fact they organise G1 summits where different representatives of the BUFFALO SABRES get together and discuss just how badly they're gonna own the rest of the hockey universe.They've got all the weapons: Great Goalie, awesome defense and a crazy ass offence. I mean, Afinogenov is the league leader in scoring and he's only on the third line!They are, quite simply, unstoppable. In fact I spoke to Chuck Norris after the game and we both agreed that even he couldn't stop them.Ladies and gentlemen I am a Habs Fan, Proud and true, and the only thing that scares me right now is the BUFFALO SABRES.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHI didn't see that at first, but wow. You are more rugged then the Brawny paper towel guy.
i definitely had some fun with that.
yeah, I'm pretty sure there is something more going on here, maybe not consciously, but I'm pretty sure there are deeper issues at work. My cop buddies like pulling out their puds, do silly stuff like that, but you guys are into touching each other, and doing it all the time, like every time you guys see each other, halloween costumes, ect.
the funniest part of that was how it was so close to true that everyone just made fun of you.
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I'll settle for a blow job
well, thats as far as I would go, would that win or will you outdo me by going ATM?
Guess what? I've been invited to vegas the weekend of the 10th. Becasue of my work schedule I would have to fly in on the 8th and then leave on the evening of the 10th. I haven't decided if I am going yet since it would be such a short trip. If i do go, what time are you flying in? Does you mom still have TIVO?
I will be arriving around 2:30pm on Sunday. If you are in town late that night, I will buy you a nice dinner and some drinks, show you the penthouse suite at The Mirage I'm staying at and since we both know you like it in the butt, we'll discuss ATM.kidding of course, except for the ATM part. ok, still kidding. Let me know.nice essay Habsey. I want to bet with a sick thread member so I can write an essay, because I never win any bets. Oh wait, me and LeftyJeff will have one when the Bears and Phins play in two weeks. That seems fair.
the funniest part of that was how it was so close to true that everyone just made fun of you.
You trying to say I've blown one of my friends?I'm not denying it, I'm just asking if thats what you're saying?If so, wanna hang out and use that website you sent me together?
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well, thats as far as I would go, would that win or will you outdo me by going ATM?I will be arriving around 2:30pm on Sunday. If you are in town late that night, I will buy you a nice dinner and some drinks, show you the penthouse suite at The Mirage I'm staying at and since we both know you like it in the butt, we'll discuss ATM.kidding of course, except for the ATM part. ok, still kidding. Let me know.
i'm shocked and apalled at your vulgar replyyeah who am I kidding, i'd let you do it
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i'm shocked and apalled at your vulgar replyyeah who am I kidding, i'd let you do it
from here on out, I prefer to be referred to as Guy #9In true Habs style, you know I'm kidding and my dinner offer is serious.
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