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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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did you download AIM yet?PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FCP)MP1 (t1400)MP2 (t1580)MP3 (t1470)CO (t1260)Button (t1490)SB (t1710)BB (t1500)MisterB (t1590)UTG+1 (t1500)Preflop: MisterB is UTG with A :D , 5 :D . MisterB calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, 1 fold, MP2 calls t20, MP3 raises to t40, 2 folds, SB calls t30, BB calls t20, MisterB calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, MP2 calls t20.Flop: (t240) J :D , 2 :club: , 9 :)(6 players)SB bets t240, BB folds, MisterB raises to t600, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 calls t600, SB folds.Turn: (t1680) T :)(2 players)MisterB bets t950 (All-In), MP3 calls t830 (All-In).River: (t3460) 8 :)(2 players, 2 all-in)Final Pot: t3460Results in white below: MisterB has Ah 5h (flush, ace high). MP3 has Ac Jc (one pair, jacks). Outcome: MisterB wins t3460.

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If you win the whole thing, it's about five hours. Average time is like an hour, though.I have seen therrinn around on IM. I'm taking a break from IM lately though, so I don't know about now.
Crazy busy the past couple days with a combination of work and friends, tired as hell right now and probably going to sleep for about 12 hours.
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hey all chicago guys. My friend's band is doing a halloween party at a bar a week from saturday(10/28). It should be a lot of fun. At midnight they will do the entire thriller album

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Hiii, it's homecomin nite here at ISU and i'm doing my aboslute best to type good because some people don't believe me, i've even gone back and did sum fixin of my typin to make u guys happy, i've had an amazing nite so far and i think i'm done for ht enite u guys would be so proud of me in som ee aspects of the nite and dissapointed maybe in some others but i don[t konw, i'm really really feeling the alcohol right now so i'm not gonna post the entire story but i've had so much fun tonite

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Hello.Just got in from seeing The Prestige. Either I was drunk or this movie was extremely unimpressive. Starting to sober up now, and not too thrilled about it.

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I made out with a girlI got told that I was a bisexualI was informef that I give off that bi-vibe. It was from a bartender that seemed to dislike my disinterest in her. fuxk that. I made out with a girl and got 2 numbers closed. i have to wake up in 2.5 hours. I miss you all. sweet dreams. from a 100% straight guy

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hey all chicago guys. My friend's band is doing a halloween party at a bar a week from saturday(10/28). It should be a lot of fun. At midnight they will do the entire thriller album
i'll come if they omit the girl is mine
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Nice try with the text, hahaha. I got smart and shut my phone off. Next time I'll leave it on so I can be woken up at 430 in the god damn morning by someone as rugged as yourself.
Mmmm sooo good lookingYeah it was 530 here, and when I saw your post. I mean you just shouldve said call/text me now because its going to bother me.How did you do in your tourneys late last night?Why cant I ever pair the board in PLO. But other ppl can?
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Hey! And next time you call, leave a damn message!I only played one more 27 person sng (same one I was playing when you were blowing up my phone with texts before you left last night) took 4th.Whats on your belt buckle in that pic?And are you still wearing last nights brewery-smelling, smoke-filled clothes at the salon today?
I was too enabored with your accent that I couldnt think straight, thats why I didnt leave a messageNice 4thD&G- aka Dolce and Gabana aka $12 Canal Street special New York City Street vendors are the nutsIndeed, sans tie. I liked the tie, but some girl ended up wearing it and of course shes not one of the 2 i got a number from.Are you playing right now?
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Ummm, you just called me, so you obviously know the answer to that question.
In my defense, I called after I posted.That accent is sooooo rugged
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Sooo, yeah, just woke up, drank an ungodly amount of beer and vodka straight up last nite. Had a very very fun night that I will probably tell the whole story later on but I'm going tailgating soon. Just let me say that it includes me pissin in sum girls sink, boobs, applying whip cream to those boobs and seeing a girl lick that whip cream off the boobs.....and this is all photo documented.

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Sooo, yeah, just woke up, drank an ungodly amount of beer and vodka straight up last nite. Had a very very fun night that I will probably tell the whole story later on but I'm going tailgating soon. Just let me say that it includes me pissin in sum girls sink, boobs, applying whip cream to those boobs and seeing a girl lick that whip cream off the boobs.....and this is all photo documented.
the only solution now is to drink more so that more stuff like this happens
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the only solution now is to drink more so that more stuff like this happens
Tonite, we're having a party with the Tri-Delts aka the girl who gave me the notes... can't wait. I'm trying to decide if I wanna go tailgating cause even though it's homecoming it's raining and a lot of grads are here for homecoming so there's a huge dinner in our basement and about the only reason to go the tailgates is the food cause the cops here are total dicks. plus the graduate brothers remember the rules of when they were here which means the house is wet...
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Tonite, we're having a party with the Tri-Delts aka the girl who gave me the notes... can't wait. I'm trying to decide if I wanna go tailgating cause even though it's homecoming it's raining and a lot of grads are here for homecoming so there's a huge dinner in our basement and about the only reason to go the tailgates is the food cause the cops here are total dicks. plus the graduate brothers remember the rules of when they were here which means the house is wet...
open more alcohol and continue with the wang-style bender
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