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thee, sound it out. as in, the most important homerun, the only one anyone could be discussing. TheeeI meant the Kirk Gibson one because if she is 18, then she was born in 1988, same year as thee homerunhmmm, not the word on the streetrelax
i'm pretty sure no one played baseball between 1985-1989./jays fan
never seen itor, for the people that actually read all the posts and don't pop in once or twice a day, we've seen that quote used by Peter before to MDGI'm still working on the costume idea for you
don't forget they would've noticed that his argument was backwards, and the quote was unrelated.:wish i could use a smiley so i could tone down how serious/insulted that sounds:if you come up with some vaguely funny costumes that aren't quite up to his standards, i'm still looking for ideas.
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never seen itor, for the people that actually read all the posts and don't pop in once or twice a day, we've seen that quote used by Peter before to MDGit was funny thoughcarry onI'm still working on the costume idea for you
I'm hurt. And running out of time for the costume idea.
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C'mon, the Royals did something important in 1985. My dad ignored my birth to watch it.
too bad he didn't ignore your mom 9 months earlier
I'm hurt. And running out of time for the costume idea.
you and a buddy could go as Brock Landers and Chest Rockwellstill working on it
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too bad he didn't ignore your mom 9 months earlier
Yeah, it's like a miracle that I'm even here right now. Who has three children? Why didn't they just settle for two?
you and a buddy could go as Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell
This is a quality idea.
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too bad he didn't ignore your mom 9 months earlieryou and a buddy could go as Brock Landers and Chest Rockwellstill working on it
Two of my buddies are going as Adam and Steve. Pretty much just wearing leaves over their packages.
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Phone call with my ex:Me: Hi, what ya doin?Him: I'm at home, it's my day off.Me: Cool. What are you doing this weekend?Him: I don't know, I may have plans.Me: If not we need to finish all the paperwork so we can get this divorce wrapped up.Him: Yeah, we should do that. How about Sunday night?Me: Works for me. I'll make something for dinner....maybe meatloaf.Him: That sounds really good. I'll bring something for dessert and maybe rent a movie. Have you seen the new one on DVD from Adam Sandler? it looks good.Me: Sounds good. It'll be fun. Let me know if plans change.Him: See ya then. Love ya, bye.This has got to be the strangest divorce ever.

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C'mon, the Royals did something important in 1985. My dad ignored my birth to watch it.
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Yeah, it's like a miracle that I'm even here right now. Who has three children? Why didn't they just settle for two?
I was a third child, and admittedly, an accident. no one tries to have a third child, except mormons. how old are your siblings?
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Two of my buddies are going as Adam and Steve. Pretty much just wearing leaves over their packages.
where the fuck did you go to college, San Fran U?are you sure these guys aren't actually gay and just pretending to pretend to be gay just to touch you inappropriately?
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Bizzle already said stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. That's enough 40YOV for 1 day.
its never enough
Phone call with my ex:
guy number 6 has just entered the picture
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so you're going as a tree?
nicely done
where the **** did you go to college, San Fran U?are you sure these guys aren't actually gay and just pretending to pretend to be gay just to touch you inappropriately?
i'm...pretty...sure....
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I'm only 18 years old and Oxford is not 'crap', you're just an uncultured yank that doesn't appreciate it's majesty.
the whole thames river valley is crap, though not as crappy as portsmouth or the midlands. If you lived in cornwall, then I'd say, yes, you live in an awesome area
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Hell no, I think letting him suck the life out of me for 8 years was enough.Besides he's dating some 17 year old he met working the checkout line at Walmart.
betteror just more accurate
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IFHTYWLAWOSMRBTBJBAEWPMI was a third child, and admittedly, an accident. no one tries to have a third child, except mormons. how old are your siblings?
I've had it with these snakes.My brothers are 23 and 28, I think. I wasn't an accident, but my oldest brother might have been. Haven't broached the topic with my parents yet.
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So far from crap. You know absolutely nothing.
I could take a picture of the sunrise/sunset pretty much anywhere in the world and it would look nice...whether it was over buildings or nature. That doesn't mean there aren't pieces of crap all over the place.
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My brothers are 23 and 28, I think. I wasn't an accident, but my oldest brother might have been. Haven't broached the topic with my parents yet.
yeah, not an accident, they just wanted a daughter. s'ok, at least you've touched plenty of little boys to make them feel better.i'm considering ordering a shirt with LG's av on it. too smug?what if i get, like 5?last.fm: "Reaping" by Steve Vai - just so you guys don't think i totally suck
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I'm hurt. And running out of time for the costume idea.
matt, what are u doing for halloween. My friend's band is playing a gig on the 28th and there will be after parties. I'm gonna dress as an emo fag
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matt, what are u doing for halloween. My friend's band is playing a gig on the 28th and there will be after parties. I'm gonna dress as an emo fag
Why don't you be Philip Seymour Hoffman? From your pictures, it seems like you could pull it off.
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