I Called In Sick Today

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

i'll remind you. when he breaks the chair and storms in on the interrogation, i go ghey.

I'm now still gheay for you because that is my favourite part as well.Spacey was as cool as the other side of the pillow as well.now we need a joke account titled Rollo Tomasi

[mk 11]

I'm now still gheay for you because that is my favourite part as well.

Canadian for a day? Yeah, whenever anyone tries to tell me that Russell Crowe sucks I tell them they are a fucking retard. Then I ask them if they want to buy my pants for $5.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Canadian for a day? Yeah, whenever anyone tries to tell me that Russell Crowe sucks I tell them they are a fucking retard. Then I ask them if they want to buy my pants for $5.

yeah, I try not to like him b/c my ex was fascinated by him and it irritated me. I hate any fanboydom, but I like his movies and I'd throw back a whiskey with him. I just direct more hate towards my ex instead.I even like Proof of Life.can I buy two pairs for $10? I'll ask my mom to sew them together.as for my spelling, I only do it on here to be cute, but I almost did it in real life the other day. (that was a gripping tale eh?)

[Whiskey16 1]

I hate any fanboydom

You got your dinner set up with DN yet for when you're in Vegas, or you gonna stalk Patty and then settle for Neverwin and DanDruff?

[Saint Peter 0]

I told her it was a good idea since I personally know DOG, Jesus and St Peter.

Think SO?

No problem son. I'm hoping some young boys are at the Halloween party though. Child molestation by priests and creepy government officials humor will never get old.

FYP

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

You got your dinner set up with DN yet for when you're in Vegas, or you gonna stalk Patty and then settle for Neverwin and DanDruff?

that would be funny. Maybe I should send him a message on Myspace, a really creepy one about how I'm not like my internet persona at all and I would really appreciate the opportunity to meet him. How I'm not really gay at all, unless he wants me to be, because he's a celebrity and all, then post his response here.I could do it over a series of messagesnah, too much work

[mk 11]

this is pretty funny.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

this is pretty funny.

noit may have been funny had it been worded better, for instance if it seemed like it actually came from the player. This was clearly not from the player.also, I read an article on Page2 on ESPN about this guy and his lowest rating when the game actually came out, and he didn't care.EDIT: the format made it annoying to read.

[keith crime 8]

this is pretty funny.

I liked it the profanity makes it funnier to me although it wouldn't be in the onion for this reason - c'mon red pubes are always funnyit is absurd to rate offensive linemen on their throwing abilityalthough I'm sure NBA video games rate Steve Nash on Defense and that's an equally big waste of time

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I liked it the profanity makes it funnier to me although it wouldn't be in the onion for this reason - c'mon red pubes are always funnyit is absurd to rate offensive linemen on their throwing abilityalthough I'm sure NBA video games rate Steve Nash on Defense and that's an equally big waste of time

fagThe Nash comment was funnyI reread what I wrote last night to you, and it was confusing.

[BunkerWeiss 0]

fagThe Nash comment was funnyI reread what I wrote last night to you, and it was confusing.

HEYYOBITCH!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvNpvhEHOxk

[speedz99 145]

noit may have been funny had it been worded better, for instance if it seemed like it actually came from the player. This was clearly not from the player.also, I read an article on Page2 on ESPN about this guy and his lowest rating when the game actually came out, and he didn't care.EDIT: the format made it annoying to read.

Your avatar needs to be "the funny police". I thought it was amusing, sue me.I also thought this was amusing...video of a completely stoned professor that my friend's friend had at FSU:http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/stoned_professor.htmlhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1...toned+professor

[missIdaho 1]

morninglove the new sig CWtime for coffee .....

[Whiskey16 1]

EDIT: the format made it annoying to read.

Yeah, but I laughed a lot.

[keith crime 8]

fagThe Nash comment was funnyI reread what I wrote last night to you, and it was confusing.

you mentioned that katt williams guy and said you were watching it over and overi asked was he the pimp looking dude wearing the green velvet jacket and you said maybejesus what else jumps out at you about that dude!!

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

HEYYOBITCH!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvNpvhEHOxk

I can't watch videos at work. ship it to my email yonice to see ya

Your avatar needs to be "the funny police". I thought it was amusing, sue me.

just like a Jew, always wanting to sue someone

Yeah, but I laughed a lot.

shut up, you don't know anything, except how to carress my buttocks in tender moments

you mentioned that katt williams guy and said you were watching it over and overi asked was he the pimp looking dude wearing the green velvet jacket and you said maybejesus what else jumps out at you about that dude!!

I didn't say maybe about that. You asked about if he was a former homeless guy. To that I said maybe.

[mk 11]

Yeah, but I laughed a lot.

yeah, it could've been done better, but i really liked this comment: "I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating." i'm also a fan of unnecessary vulgar language.

noblah blah blah i'm funnier than this guy

note that i used the qualifier "pretty".

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I hate you all.fine, if you all think that was funny, download some of your favorite Dane Cook comedy clips while you're at it.I watched him do a roast of Denis Leary on youtube, that was "pretty funny" as welland by pretty funny, I mean gawd awfulI'm sorry baby, I didn't mean it.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Goodyear?

[speedz99 145]

I hate you all.fine, if you all think that was funny, download some of your favorite Dane Cook comedy clips while you're at it.I watched him do a roast of Denis Leary on youtube, that was "pretty funny" as welland by pretty funny, I mean gawd awful

wait, aren't you the one that defends dane cook?you realize that there is a "pretty funny" that exists in the world...where you don't necessarily laugh uncontrollably, but you think to yourself, "that was pretty funny"i feel like i was going to say something else, but that movie where five guys kidnap christopher walken is on.

Goodyear?

Does it matter?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

wait, aren't you the one that defends dane cook?you realize that there is a "pretty funny" that exists in the world...where you don't necessarily laugh uncontrollably, but you think to yourself, "that was pretty funny"i feel like i was going to say something else, but that movie where five guys kidnap christopher walken is on.

good god no. I wouldn't defend Dane Cook's comedy if I was F. Lee BaileyHe's awful. (insert my impression of him here)I realize not everything has to be gut busting laughter but I thought the article was silly, I'm sorry. It wasn't a commentary on anyone else's sense of humour for liking it. I'm just saying I didn't find it amusing. (well, I'm saying that now)Suicide KingsWait for the Denis Leary parts. "I got 3 pair of shoes"Dane Cook, not funny, at all, ever, no chance, if you think he's hilarious, I lose all respect for your sense of humour. I'm making that statement

[JoeyJoJo 18]

Does it matter?

Hmm. I'm trying hard to figure out where you're going with this one and I just can't get there. And you finished second in my inaugural FCP poster tournament.I believe the baseball scene in The Naked Gun is one of the funniest things I've seen in movies. Especially when Drebin can't let them get the third out. "Safe!"Anyway, all I was hoping for was for you to respond with, "No, the worst."But maybe you didn't just to spite me. That would be sweet.Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Jane: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst.

[speedz99 145]

Hmm. I'm trying hard to figure out where you're going with this one and I just can't get there. And you finished second in my inaugural FCP poster tournament.I believe the baseball scene in The Naked Gun is one of the funniest things I've seen in movies. Especially when Drebin can't let them get the third out. "Safe!"Anyway, all I was hoping for was for you to respond with, "No, the worst."But maybe you didn't just to spite me. That would be sweet.

I also love the dance he does when he starts to like calling strikes.Let's assume that I didn't finish the joke out of spite. That's much better than forgetting that part of the scene.

Dane Cook, not funny, at all, ever, no chance, if you think he's hilarious, I lose all respect for your sense of humour. I'm making that statement

I agree...but I can excuse teenagers for loving him. He's like the Backstreet Boys of comedy.

[mk 11]

I agree...but I can excuse teenagers for loving him. He's like the Backstreet Boys of comedy.

Oh come on, he isn't that bad. His physical stuff makes me laugh. That shit isn't easy.

[Bizzle 0]

Dane Cook, not funny, at all, ever, no chance, if you think he's hilarious, I lose all respect for your sense of humour. I'm making that statement

The thing that pisses me off about Dane Cook is the fact that there have been a TON of good Comedy Central Presents but because every 15-24 year old in America likes this assbag, they play his episode every single time they do a series of re-runs. Yay, a half hour where I have to go find something else to watch when another really good episode could be on.