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Well, first casino trip was a failure.Got there at around 11:30, open seat at a 6-12 table, I buyin for 300. Play a few hands, just getting the hang of it. Had my first big hand when I raise with QQ, 3 callers. Flop JT4 with 2 clubs. Seat 1 (One of the sharks) checks. Seat 4 (Old guy who wasn't very good) bets. I raise, Seat 1 3-bets, Seat 4 caps, both of us call. Turn 4, Seat 1 checks, Seat 4 checks, I bet, Seat 1 calls, Seat 4 folds. River 8c, Seat 1 checks, I bet, Seat 1 raises, I make probably a bad call and lose to ATc.Also lost when my flush got rivered by a set turning into a full house.Played some Omaha H/L with a half kill 6/12, 10/20 in kill pots. Got into a kill pot with AKT3, board KK42, river 9 of course, that cost me money also.Then blackjack cleaned the rest of me out.Total loss -$500.But, I have the coolest parents ever. Their gifts to me were: The Tigers game 4 ticket and a half gallon of Grey Goose.

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But, I have the coolest parents ever. Their gifts to me were: The Tigers game 4 ticket and a half gallon of Grey Goose.
that river bet in the ATc hand is gross. otherwise, nice job on the awesomeparentness.
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Well, first casino trip was a failure.Got there at around 11:30, open seat at a 6-12 table, I buyin for 300. Play a few hands, just getting the hang of it. Had my first big hand when I raise with QQ, 3 callers. Flop JT4 with 2 clubs. Seat 1 (One of the sharks) checks. Seat 4 (Old guy who wasn't very good) bets. I raise, Seat 1 3-bets, Seat 4 caps, both of us call. Turn 4, Seat 1 checks, Seat 4 checks, I bet, Seat 1 calls, Seat 4 folds. River 8c, Seat 1 checks, I bet, Seat 1 raises, I make probably a bad call and lose to ATc.
zim, this is a fairly easy river check considering how he played it
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Zimmer: Casino Poker is a goldmine. If your a winning online player, your automatically better than 95%+ of live players...just takes a bit of getting used to. I'm playing in a live tourney today at my local casinoPoker Face-OffI have almost zero experience in live (and online for that matter) MT tournaments, though i've played a lot of SNGs. With 20 minute blind levels, its probably going to play like an online super-turbo. I don't expect to do very well.My biggest problem will be getting up in time.

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Zimmer: Casino Poker is a goldmine. If your a winning online player, your automatically better than 95%+ of live players...just takes a bit of getting used to. I'm playing in a live tourney today at my local casinoPoker Face-OffI have almost zero experience in live (and online for that matter) MT tournaments, though i've played a lot of SNGs. With 20 minute blind levels, its probably going to play like an online super-turbo. I don't expect to do very well.My biggest problem will be getting up in time.
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over/under 2.5 times a day.
I almost didn't get this. NH.And it's more like 5 since I've been unemployed.I really am enjoying making threads in GenPop that tiptoe the line of sincerity/satire.Even I can't tell what the newest thread is.
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Are you looking for a new avatar/sig?May I suggest:moehh5.jpgSonofabitch! Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!I'm not sure why, but it seems like it fits.
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Are you looking for a new avatar/sig?May I suggest:moehh5.jpgSonofabitch! Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!I'm not sure why, but it seems like it fits.
this is very good but now I can't use it, because it isn't my ideaI'm psychovery good[hiddenwriting48##$%inotherwordsI'llwaitadaytouseit&$transparent]
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a positive thinker thats motivatedcongratsgland g'day
Nothing to do with positive thinking, i've seriously $%#$^$ up my body clock this week. My average sleep pattern has been 9am-7pm...I'm also realistic about my chances in the tournament, they only pay 9/154 spots...my style of play is a little tight for this sort of structure. I'll certainly be trying my best, and if the cards fall my way, i'll have as good a chance as (almost) anyone.
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I had a sick run of cards in the last 1/2 hour of play last night, unfortunately i was playing the lowest NL game in the casino for fun before the poker pit closed ($1/$2NL $80-Buyin). I sat down at 3.15am, table closed at 3.45am. 1st hand QQ. Flop 10 high. Heads up against AT allin on the flop.2nd hand 77. Flop 474. Guy with 54 overbets the pot on flop, and puts me all in on turn.4th Hand AQ. Flop Q high, took it down.6th Hand AJ. $10 preflop. Flop J67. UTG bets $10, MP calls, MP+1 calls, i make it $60, UTG Calls, MP Calls allin. Turn 6. UTG allin $42. I call. River 7. UTG shows 6To. (Mp had 89o). 7th Hand AK. Allin preflop v A8o, Q9o. K-high flop...then runner-runner nut flush.I finished up 4 buyins, or a whole $320...

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Well, first casino trip was a failure.Got there at around 11:30, open seat at a 6-12 table, I buyin for 300. Play a few hands, just getting the hang of it. Had my first big hand when I raise with QQ, 3 callers. Flop JT4 with 2 clubs. Seat 1 (One of the sharks) checks. Seat 4 (Old guy who wasn't very good) bets. I raise, Seat 1 3-bets, Seat 4 caps, both of us call. Turn 4, Seat 1 checks, Seat 4 checks, I bet, Seat 1 calls, Seat 4 folds. River 8c, Seat 1 checks, I bet, Seat 1 raises, I make probably a bad call and lose to ATc.Also lost when my flush got rivered by a set turning into a full house.Played some Omaha H/L with a half kill 6/12, 10/20 in kill pots. Got into a kill pot with AKT3, board KK42, river 9 of course, that cost me money also.Then blackjack cleaned the rest of me out.Total loss -$500.But, I have the coolest parents ever. Their gifts to me were: The Tigers game 4 ticket and a half gallon of Grey Goose.
Happy Birthday zim, today is an awesome day :club:
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sir charles thinks all of you are losers: “I got two pet peeves: If you watch American Idol, or you’re one of those doofuses who dress up as Star Wars and sleep outside, you’re a stone-cold loser.
told you guys I was a loser.
It's still pretty awful to think that my country just legalized torture.
why?
if a girl every tells you she doesn't want you to cum in her mouth because she doesn't like the taste she's lying. it doesn't taste like anything, she's just being prissy and doesn't want it in her mouth becasue of the ick factor. i personally think if you are willing to put the **** in your mouth you are obligated to swallow the cum. it only makes sense.
I'm putting this on a t-shirt
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because I think if we start torturing people, we blur the line between ourselves and the bad guys we'd like to torture
well I could say that I was just being sarcastic, cause I was, but actually, I really don't care if they torture them. hell, I'd like to join in. they probably shouldn't be telling people they're gonna torture people though. thats not too smart.oh, and I don't care.Billy Squire is pretty awesome.
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zim, this is a fairly easy river check considering how he played it
The hand I had him on honestly was JT before the checkraise on the river. I thought he was calling me down thinking I had an overpair likely but could have a higher J.
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told you guys I was a loser.
Guilty as well.
do you enjoy playing God?
I can't say I don't. Mostly, I'm enjoying my semi-sincere thread about it causingthe GenPop idiots thank me like little kids thank the ice cream man. Hey, I'm unemployed, bored, and an egomaniacal attention whore. What else am I gonna do for entertainment?
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