missIdaho 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Nice post #3000Happy birthday to all the birthday people.Question: Say you are engaged, and have been together for over 4 years. You have planned a weekend to visit a couple that are friends of yours this weekend. You now realize sweetest day is Saturday. Is anything special required?i've never heard of it. you are not required to get her anything. if she complains punch her in the throat.morningtime for coffee Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 if she complains punch her in the throat. quite rugged? Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 my bitterness aside, a guy should do little things occasionally for his women, but I don't subscribe to Halmark telling me when I should do it.Just make sure you don't do the same thing for the same girl twice in a row, she might get suspicious. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 That is money, it should be a hallmark card with something like "I don't understand this whole Sweetest Day holiday..." on the front.Yes, my dream is to write hallmark cards, shut up. They write themselvesmy submissionIn my time with you, life has never been betterI can't imagine my future, without us togetherWe'll take many vacations, maybe in the SouthOn our honeymoon, you'll go Ass to Mouth Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Just tell her everyday with her is the "sweetest day"....and try not to let the mouthful of puke spill out of your mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I need a new avatar Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 my bitterness aside, a guy should do little things occasionally for his woman, but I don't subscribe to Halmark telling me when I should do it.You should. Hallmark has a lovely newsletter. Some of the suggested floral arrangements and matching fragranced cards are just stunning. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I need a new avatarAdam Sandler as Mr. Deeds seems oddly appropriate this morning... Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 you'll go Ass to MouthNow THAT should be a "day" Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 last Katt Williams posthis stuff about weed was funny and that dance was great, but i can't stand comedians telling me the difference between black people and white people. it's at the point where i'd rather start hearing the black box joke again. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 You should. Hallmark has a lovely newsletter. Some of the suggested floral arrangements and matching fragranced cards are just stunning.I got the scented/flavored butt plug from the Adam and Eve catalog. You get that?I dont get the Deeds relevanceI vant to change your socks Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I dont get the Deeds relevanceHe tried to sell cards to Hallmark, one a week, and was consistently rejected. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 his stuff about weed was funny and that dance was great, but i can't stand comedians telling me the difference between black people and white people. it's at the point where i'd rather start hearing the black box joke again.it's definitely a silly sketch, but for some reason, his passion and delivery is what sell me.you gotta get you some nigga friendsI like bitches, thats my shitthat and him describing white friends was pretty funny IMOnow youtube "Jew down a well" by Boratoh yeah, that dance was funny. Hopscotch, bowlingahh, Deeds, got it Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 that and him describing white friends was pretty funny IMOnow youtube "Jew down a well" by BoratI love that one. Happy birthday to yesterday's birthday bitches.Frats are awesome, because I was in one.Danny, you should go to Mexico with the original girl and not the annoying ones. Partly because it's the right thing to do, and partly because with the obnoxious girls you'll have to deal with them spending the whole time trying to meet other guys, which just won't be fun for you. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Happy Birthday to me, it's a celebration bitchesHappy Bday Brian!thanks napa.ok, here's the situation:Seriously, Theraflu is right. Why is there this much agony over which trip to take? Take whichever one will be more fun.No way, it's my birthday today too. I'm the big 1-9 which means I'm having one of the most worthless birthdays ever. Yeah meHappy Bday ZTB!They write themselvesmy submissionIn my time with you, life has never been betterI can't imagine my future, without us togetherWe'll take many vacations, maybe in the SouthOn our honeymoon, you'll go Ass to MouthAh hell, you know the drill and I'm tired this mourning. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 bump Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Frats are awesome, because I was in one. Hmm, you almost convinced me. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 tuesdays are completely useless. there is absolutely nothing good about tuesdays.SPAM ALERT Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 tuesdays are completely useless. there is absolutely nothing good about tuesdays.SPAM ALERTPerhaps, but they're still infinitely superior to Mondays in every conceivable way. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Perhaps, but they're still infinitely superior to Mondays in every conceivable way. House and Heros are on monday nights. much better than tuesdays. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Hmm, you almost convinced me.Frats are awesome, because me and my homosocial friends completely ruined ours in many ways.I guess that's not a frats are awesome story as much as an I'm awesome story. Well I am, so back off.*Disclaimer: see Ron_Mexico's posts about the fact that he's kidding and in real life is self depracating House and Heros are on monday nights. much better than tuesdays.House got switched to Monday? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 House got switched to Monday?It was on last night. Maybe they were just reruns. I thought it had been moved again. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Becktionary: Bzooty to Whiskeycloneif i didn't completely love you before, I do now. If I was smarter, I would've had that av months ago.because they know sports? Barkley is the kind of guy everyone should have in the booth. Someone who will say what everyone is thinking?Barkley knows sports? He doesn't say what everyone is thinking, he says whatever his fat, clueless, rich *** is thinking, and it is usually ignorant, simple, or unrelated.Danny, you should go to Mexico with the original girl and not the annoying ones. Partly because it's the right thing to do, and partly because with the obnoxious girls you'll have to deal with them spending the whole time trying to meet other guys, which just won't be fun for you.How do you know this without even meeting them? It must be a Jewish thing, because that is 100% true. Though it would also allow me to meet new people, instead of pretty much spending the week with just two people.I'm not really feeling a lot of anxiety over this, i just type long posts. you guys should know this. she put me in kind of a tough spot, but i'll probably just do nothing and let things work themselves out. its worked so far. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 House and Heros are on monday nights. much better than tuesdays.I have Tivo, so I can watch any show on any night any time I want. Heroes is the bomb-diggedy though, I love that show. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 if i didn't completely love you before, I do now. If I was smarter, I would've had that av months ago.Barkley knows sports? He doesn't say what everyone is thinking, he says whatever his fat, clueless, rich *** is thinking, and it is usually ignorant, simple, or unrelated.How do you know this without even meeting them? It must be a Jewish thing, because that is 100% true. Though it would also allow me to meet new people, instead of pretty much spending the week with just two people.1. I strongly disagree with you about Barkley. Besides the fact that he knows basketball inside and out (you can't expect him to know all sports), I listened to him on a Phoenix radio show once a week and his social commentary is spot-on. I'm a huge fan of his.2. I know this is true because I'm a genius. For the record, meeting new people is overrated. That said, I guess in the end you should just do whichever you think will be more fun. Link to post Share on other sites
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