zimmer4141 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 See that, young fella? Four more letters at the bottom your post turns it from "ok" to "funny". You still have so much to learn.Is that really still necessary?My apologies sensai. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Is that really still necessary?Wang...WANG, GOD DAMMIT!Wang Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 WANG, GOD DAMMIT! Now this is what you should be signing all your posts with. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I'm 21, bitches.very nice, now go out and get plastered Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 very nice, now go out and get plasteredthat's cool, but to be fair you could say that to anyone at anytime.what he really needs to do is get plastered and pop his cherry. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 You know what really freaks me out? At the beginning of every WSOP telecast when Norman Chad looks at the camera, slowly looks at Lon McEachern, and then slowly looks back at the camera...with that creepy smile on his face the whole time. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Did you see that Vanessa chick that was playing last night? She looked exactly like that lesbian who wanted to kick my ass.Sexy.How's the stalker doing these days?13 User(s) are reading this topic (6 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)6 Members: Napa_Don, speedz99, zimmer4141, andibear, rocketpoker828, KDawgComethHey...how's the naked picture taking investigation doing these days? Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 that's cool, but to be fair you could say that to anyone at anytime.what he really needs to do is get plastered and pop his cherry.well, this is true, but one is much more likely then the otherI just want to say how much fucking comcast are fucktards. THere has been some funkiness in some of the channels since they put in the digital cable a few weeks ago and were supposed to come today, well they didn't at all. fucking ridiculousalso, pokes poker are douchebags as they haven't given rakeback to my account yet. They aren't responding to my affiliate's emails and have fucked over a bunch of people. Fun stuff Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 12.5k in the Tourney, 27 left, 18 cash.ChuckSty exited in 34th. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Jeremy 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Heads up in my sng. Dog damn I suck at heads up. I feel another 2nd place finish coming.Way, way too easy to FYP on this one.Not even worth the trouble.Just make up your own Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Way, way too easy to FYP on this one.Not even worth the trouble.Just make up your ownWas switching to this alter ego really necessary? Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Going to pick up my girlfriend, then to my parents for dinner, then back to my apt. for sexing hanging out.GL Zimmer. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 12.5k in the Tourney, 27 left, 18 cash.ChuckSty exited in 34th.wow zim, that was disgusting. i don't know how you guys play tournaments.gg Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Full Tilt Poker Game #1110077425: $14,000 Guarantee (7242994), Table 7 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:23:08 ET - 2006/10/16Seat 1: Ojman (18,824)Seat 2: Bazza Blue (36,164)Seat 3: Zimmer4141 (14,242)Seat 5: munson13 (11,180)Seat 6: bokla (47,421)Seat 7: mookzilla (8,641)Seat 8: I_am_Hugh (26,862)Ojman antes 125Bazza Blue antes 125Zimmer4141 antes 125munson13 antes 125bokla antes 125mookzilla antes 125I_am_Hugh antes 125Bazza Blue posts the small blind of 500Zimmer4141 posts the big blind of 1,000Ojman: riskyThe button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Zimmer4141 [Qs As]munson13 foldsbokla foldsmookzilla foldsI_am_Hugh foldsOjman foldsBazza Blue raises to 30,000Zimmer4141 calls 13,117, and is all inBazza Blue shows [5s 9s]Zimmer4141 shows [Qs As]Uncalled bet of 15,883 returned to Bazza BlueOjman: ahahahah*** FLOP *** [4h 3d 3h]*** TURN *** [4h 3d 3h] [3c]*** RIVER *** [4h 3d 3h 3c] [5c]Bazza Blue shows a full house, Threes full of FivesZimmer4141 shows three of a kind, ThreesBazza Blue wins the pot (29,109) with a full house, Threes full of FivesZimmer4141 stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 29,109 | Rake 0Board: [4h 3d 3h 3c 5c]Seat 1: Ojman (button) folded before the FlopSeat 2: Bazza Blue (small blind) showed [5s 9s] and won (29,109) with a full house, Threes full of FivesSeat 3: Zimmer4141 (big blind) showed [Qs As] and lost with three of a kind, ThreesSeat 5: munson13 folded before the FlopSeat 6: bokla folded before the FlopSeat 7: mookzilla folded before the Flop:Iwantto****ingkillasmallchildface: 21 left, 18 cashed. Would've put me at about 1.5x average.And, afterwards he says "Sorry, I didn't want a call"Hmm... no shit. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 And once again me being a littlewhineybitch about poker kills the thread.Go me. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 And once again me being a littlewhineybitch about poker kills the thread.Go me.first step is admitting you have a problem Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 first step is admitting you have a problemIs it also the last step? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Is it also the last step?pretty much, i'm too lazy to list the other 11Hahaha, funny you should ask. I haven't communicated with him since I asked youall for advice. He still texts me but I just ignore them. Anyway, he left his wife and last week I get a text form him that he wants to make me his wife and he bought something for me. He told me he was bringing it up to the bar on Saturday night (somehow he found out I would be there, again, small town.) Anyway, I was getting real creeped out about this so from the advice from a friend, I had another friend try to do some investigating work on what it was that he was going to give me on Saturday night. (Seriously, a bullet in the temple was raging through my mind, this guy is really scaring me.) Well, my friend wasn't able to find out what it was, but she did manage to scare him out of showing up on Saturday night by tellng him we were going to be up ther with a group of about 20. Needless to say, he never showed up. Thank Dog.i like presents Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Jeremy 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 pretty much, i'm too lazy to take the other 11" Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xsnKn9ikw0Katt Williams, weed humourhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QySDIDT2_o...ted&search=funny dancehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemOEY8oY0...ted&search=get some white friends Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Hahaha, funny you should ask. I haven't communicated with him since I askedSo why are you going to be at jackpot Dec 2-4? i'll probably come up after classes are over on friday and then play all nite and go home saturday Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 As I was selling them, I was also drinking shots from various people who were buying them for me.(who am I to pass up a free drink, right??) so I get to this one guy, sell him the Lei, put it around his neck and he says “That wasn’t very satisfying.” Hahaha, ok you want satisfying?? I’m wearing a tank top (I had already done my striptease on the dance floor and took off my sweater). Sooooo, I take off the guy’s hat, grab him by the back of his head, and pull his face into my breasts. My husband and all our friends were watching this and were whistling and laughing their asses off. Needless to say...he was satisfied. More events took place through the night: a guy tried to kiss me, unsuccessfully, my girlfriend got so loaded she fell off her barstool and had to be carried out, my thighs still hurt from dancing (there is a pole on the dance floor, I could have made most strippers jealous. Then we closed the bar and went to breakfast where I proceded to tell this really loud and annoying girl at the table next to us to “shut the fuck up and go fuck herself.”So basically it was another fun night on the town. (Hey, it’s a small town, what else ya gonna do?)when is the next bar night? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 My husband is playing in the Seven State Dart Tourney that is being hosted there. He'll be busy all day and night so you'll have to entertain me. Buy me a 30 of keystone/and or some coronas and you got yourself a deal Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Jqht1Znjs...ted&search=more Katt Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 So I have to get you drunk to entertain me? This ought to be fun!Well I would entertain you sober but trust me, drunk me is way more fun than sober me. the only problem i see arising is i will undoubtably get kicked out of the casino if i am drunk there Link to post Share on other sites
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