Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 8 User(s) are reading this topic (6 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Bizzle, Ron_MexicoI was drinking Saturday night and hopped online. You weren't here. I was sad.You do realize that any possible fight between us has really high expectations and will most likely be a massive let-down for everyone watching right?I think we should have a contest to see who looks better in a speedo. I don't see any losers here.I scratched my grundle last night and thought of you. Musta been ESP.So this is what it's like to do a Ron post.yeah, its nice to go off script sometimes.as for who looks better in a speedo, we all know the answer to that one. fight between us, nah. as Heavy D once so famously sang, "I got nuthin but luv for ya honey"as for the Ron Mexico style post, you didn't type anything that made anyone uncomfortable.boring story from the bar:We were sitting at a hightop, in a row of tables with various tv's and game on. Usual sports bar. Table next to us, cute chick (she may have been black, but light skinned) sitting with a guy, yet she was sitting at the next table over, relatively close to me. I was watching a different game. I start to hear her cheer and yell go go go, and started hitting my arm. She punched me 3 times before she realized I wasn't her boyfriend.She realized and started apolozing profusely. It was funny. I shoulda banged her, or at the very least, punched her out.girl I used to bang was there with her boyfriend. Me and Bunker started texting her asking her if she wanted to meet us at the hot tub at his house for a deuce.Eagles fans are annoying. Beyond annoying.I've got nothin. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 (22:39:02) Kyle: well don't bleed on my shoes(22:39:09) Kyle: they are Ecco and cost me $170 at NordstromsHilarious.Now have him find out when PCA sats are going to start.as for the Ron Mexico style post, you didn't type anything that made anyone uncomfortable.Ummmm, why else would I be scratching my grundle? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 saw the departed yesterday. pretty overdone in just about every way.couldn't agree with you moreHilarious.Now have him find out when PCA sats are going to start.because kyle still works for Stars Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 has anyone watched the Katt Williams, Pimp Chronicles comedy special on HBO?If not, you probably should, its very funny and gets better every time you watch it.On the other hand, if you like bad stand up comedy, watch the new Wanda Sykes comedy special. Bigger trainwreck than Dr Richard Kimble has ever experienced. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 because kyle still works for StarsAnd, as a Stars employee, you would think he would have one or two people he could contact to find out. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Ummmm, why else would I be scratching my grundle?oh, that part actually turned me on Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 And, as a Stars employee, you would think he would have one or two people he could contact to find out.yeah, he seems like a cheery type of person that doesn't mind being bothered about those kinds of thingswant some GUM?seriously, the departed... I've taken dumps with more unexpected plot twists. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 want some GUM?Only if you are going to stick the pack an inch from my face and say that in the most asshole way possible. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 seriously, the departed... I've taken dumps with more unexpected plot twists.start filming themalso, it was a good movie. Now shut up before I stomp a mudhole in your goofy ass Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 What's the first sentence supposed to mean? I fight it as best I can, but there will always be a little class warrior in me, so I tend to not want to initially like people who strike me as spoiled and rich, and since you spent a lot of time at a country club, I just kinda had you pegged. Again, this has zero to do with you personally - you've always struck me as mature and intelligent for your age - it's moreso about me being a jealous, insecure asshole. But now that I know you drink malt liquor, you're A-list. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I fight it as best I can, but there will always be a little class warrior in me, so I tend to not want to initially like people who strike me as spoiled and rich, and since you spent a lot of time at a country club, I just kinda had you pegged. Again, this has zero to do with you personally - you've always struck me as mature and intelligent for your age - it's moreso about me being a jealous, insecure asshole. But now that I know you drink malt liquor, you're A-list.I could be offbase here, but I don't think Zim comes from money. I get the impression that his parents are solid middle class folk. He worked at the golf club, wasn't a member. I could be wrong. If so, eff him. I hate people of privilege. I don't like Phil Mickelson, or pretty much every other pro golfer over 30 for this very reason.Part of the deal when you grow up poor. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 start filming themalso, it was a good movie. Now shut up before I stomp a mudhole in your goofy assI would have been way more impressed with it had it not been an adaptation of a japanese film. Sorry, originality does count for something with me.I fight it as best I can, but there will always be a little class warrior in me, so I tend to not want to initially like people who strike me as spoiled and rich, and since you spent a lot of time at a country club, I just kinda had you pegged. Again, this has zero to do with you personally - you've always struck me as mature and intelligent for your age - it's moreso about me being a jealous, insecure asshole. But now that I know you drink malt liquor, you're A-list."call me back and say the exact opposite of everything you just said" Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 seriously, the departed... I've taken dumps with more unexpected plot twists. Oh, careful. It's a pretty long way down when you fall off that high horse. P.s. there weren't any "plot twists". Here's the key to why that film worked. Scorsese directed it ultra-clean, no nonsense, light on style, very tight and focused. If you didn't find the last hour of that film to be suspenseful, you weren't paying attention. Be honest, Sleep 'n Eat, you fell asleep in the theater. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 so I tend to not want to initially like people who strike me as spoiled and richInsert :mike will never love his children: joke here. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I could be offbase here, but I don't think Zim comes from money. I get the impression that his parents are solid middle class folk. He worked at the golf club, wasn't a member. I could be wrong. If so, eff him. I hate people of privilege. I don't like Phil Mickelson, or pretty much every other pro golfer over 30 for this very reason.Part of the deal when you grow up poor.I'm probably the closest thing to coming from money around here. mike and pete will tell you, the drake brothers aren't rich, they're just extravagant. write that down.Oh, careful. It's a pretty long way down when you fall off that high horse. P.s. there weren't any "plot twists". Here's the "key" to why that film worked. Scorsese directed it ultra-clean, no nonsense, light on style, very tight and focused. If you didn't find the last hour of that film to be suspenseful, you weren't paying attention. Be honest, Sleep 'n Eat, you fell asleep in the theater.god you are a faggot Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I'm probably the closest thing to coming from money around here. mike and pete will tell you, the drake brothers aren't rich, they're just extravagant. write that down. I gotta start using that. Van Wilder be damned.Dr Drake, paging Dr Drake Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 god you are a faggot what are you wearing? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 what are you wearing?charcoal pinstripe Ralph Lauren suitPink Polo (with the pocket) shirtpink white and gray Geoffrey Beene tieblack shoes, with a buckle.oh, you weren't asking me?nice though, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 nice though, right?You had me at "with the pocket". Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,220 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 You had me at "with the pocket".yeah, I mean, it's not Purple Label or anything, but it is the good one, not that five and dime crappy Polo shirt.Ok, sorry. I think I just raised the bar on gayness. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 yeah, I mean, it's not Purple Label or anything, but it is the good one, not that five and dime crappy Polo shirt.Ok, sorry. I think I just raised the bar on gayness. And smugness. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 so while we're at it, does anyone else want to wish me happy birthday on facebook? I know you just "happened" to remember that my birthday was today. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 yeah, I mean, it's not Purple Label or anything, but it is the good one, not that five and dime crappy Polo shirt.Ok, sorry. I think I just raised the bar on gayness.And yet...No problem.. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 good morningi think i might be coming down with a cold. i fear it might interfere with my plan to call in sick one day this week to go watch drag racing. i hate being sick.i'm gonna get some coffeee and catch up. bye. Link to post Share on other sites
gay-o-meter 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 so while we're at it, does anyone else want to wish me happy birthday on facebook? I know you just "happened" to remember that my birthday was today.7.5 out of a possible 10well done Link to post Share on other sites
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