I Called In Sick Today

[LadyGrey 6]

Honestly, I always thought you hated meI hope you're not going soft on us

Nope, I hold no punches. A lot of you were lucky to make it into the top 32.

[MisterB 2]

LG- How could I possibly lose to Insano.Your bracket is broccoli and I DEMAND a review. What you should do is start a posting war between the players and let other ppl judge to determine the winner. Like a flaming war almost. Let the people really go at it, 7 posts each and see who comes out on top. Want to talk about a "super thread"or-You take their top 10 posts of a random day, crop them together and score based on humor, flame, originality, and content. With a 10 point scale, maximum of 40 points. Have the people put together the list of quotes themselves and then let people vote.

[LadyGrey 6]

Man, losing in the Elite 8 to Duke Turd? I'm happy with my performance in the Lady Grey bracket.The best part is that I beat MK. I'm instantly convinced I'll be linking that page whenever he says somethign I disagree with.Well done, guys.Except for you, Jo, because I'm not even in it. Gay.WangEDIT- Nevermind. I lost to Speedz... Damn. I figure Speedz is like Kansas or something, but I'm not sure why

You were lucky really, if Hobbes was still around he would likely have beaten you in the second round.

LG- How could I possibly lose to Insano.

I said I hadn't gone soft. Insano has a Ron Burgundy avatar, easy decision.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

Man, losing in the Elite 8 to Duke Turd? I'm happy with my performance in the Lady Grey bracket.

I'm not.I lost to Tyfgine? I lost to someone whose name sounds like it should be plastered in big pink letters on a bottle of feminine hygiene spray.

[LadyGrey 6]

I'm not.I lost to Tyfgine? I lost to someone whose name sounds like it should be plastered in big pink letters on a bottle of feminine hygiene spray.

I really liked tyfgine, would have liked him to go further too. Same with Rhinestone, they got tough draws.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

[strategy 4]

Me over kdawg? What, are you just trying to get me banned?

[LadyGrey 6]

Joey's Draw

Habs over Ron?Wang over Speedz?Wang over ME?JoeyJoJo are you insane?Loud noises?

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

West Siiiiiiide! Not sure how I feel about Renae beating Hobbes, or Ouch-8's beating MDG, but, you'll have that. LadyGrey had the easiest draw known to man.Edit; and you have to let Ron beat Habs just so that you can have the necessary Bizzle/Rono match in the final four.

[strategy 4]

West Siiiiiiide! Not sure how I feel about Renae beating Hobbes, or Ouch-8's beating MDG, but, you'll have that. LadyGrey had the easiest draw known to man.Edit; and you have to let Ron beat Habs just so that you can have the necessary Bizzle/Rono match in the final four.

Nevermind that bizzle shouldn't have even made it that far. That is BULLCRAP.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

Nevermind that bizzle shouldn't have even made it that far. That is BULLCRAP.

You're right, I should've pwned him in the Elite 8.

[LadyGrey 6]

West Siiiiiiide! Not sure how I feel about Renae beating Hobbes, or Ouch-8's beating MDG, but, you'll have that. LadyGrey had the easiest draw known to man.

Your draw was damn easy, no big posters. I faced the legend that is Randy Reed, not to mention Renae who is possibly the most loved female poster in the sick thread.

[Ron_Mexico 4,220]

This is way too thoughtful a response for a Friday night. You're going to kill the thread at this rate.Also, could you talk slower for Ron? I hear he's from the South.

nope, didn't get it

Now fuck you. Minnesotans don't talk like that, or at least I dont. And don't listen to a word MisterB or Mex tell you, I do NOT have an accent.

keep believing that sugar tits

I have found a way to increase your bb/100 in cash games exponentially:If I am playing against a man: He will be so aroused by the ruggedness of my avatar that he loses focus and dumps his stack to me repeatedly.If I am playing against a woman: See effect on man. Multiply it by 1000. I'm unstoppable now.

great post, great funny, but I'll be honest and say I've never actually seen a screenshot of someone using a 4 color deck

Don't worry about it; in approximately exactly 6 days, you'll be in like Flynn. That's funny, because MrB found the period on his sister's best friend.

Jon, you sir have been bringin the funny. EVal

I'm not.I lost to Tyfgine? I lost to someone whose name sounds like it should be plastered in big pink letters on a bottle of feminine hygiene spray.

tyfgine is money. as for the brackets, you kids are funny. Good work.Hey, Final Four, you know what that means. Contract extension

Your draw was damn easy, no big posters. I faced the legend that is Randy Reed, not to mention Renae who is possibly the most loved female poster in the sick thread.

what wouild give you that idea?

[missIdaho 1]

you are officially my new favorite poster

[Ron_Mexico 4,220]

also, who the hell did the seedings.I was a 15 in that last bracket and BunkerWeiss was a 2. I love the kid, but a 2?Damn

[LadyGrey 6]

what wouild give you that idea?

She's nicer than me, saner than Idaho, smarter than Andi and sluttier than Lolli?

[mrdannyg 274]

Same with Rhinestone, they got tough draws.

I think that was my favourite part - that his tough draw was...you.

Nevermind that bizzle shouldn't have even made it that far. That is BULLCRAP.

yeah, bizzle sucks. i really had my eyes opened by losses to kers and ouch-8s. both pretty solid posters, but i figured i could take them. i guess i'll have to review my current posting strategy and make some changes. maybe call up some youngsters, hire a new coach, or use some obtuse sports analogies.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

Your draw was damn easy, no big posters. I faced the legend that is Randy Reed, not to mention Renae who is possibly the most loved female poster in the sick thread.

Say word?

great post, great funny, but I'll be honest and say I've never actually seen a screenshot of someone using a 4 color decktyfgine is money.

4 Color Deck = Money. Tyfgine = Spanish for Summer's Eve.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

Some thoughts on the Chateau De Sexe tourny.Ouch's first two matchups were tough calls. mrdannyg has been very funny these past couple of days, but I have also skimmed over some stuff he's written and in the end that cost him.Shimmering Wang vs. speedz99 in the 2nd round was clearly the toughest choice in the early rounds, maybe in the whole tournament. speedz made my final two in the overall tournament, but I enjoy Wang's stories too much to eliminate him that early. And Whiskey also made my original final four, but here he was eliminated in the first round by speedz.I think the top left bracket had the most strength with turd, Shake, Ouch, mrdannyg, and kers2.Habs Fan over Ron was another close one and it was a difference in style. I enjoy Ron's ramblings, but Habs really makes me laugh a lot with some of his one liners. So, yes, I took Wang over speedz because of his stories and Habs over Ron because of his one liners. Blow me.I don't know the history of Ron vs. Bizzle, otherwise I might've rigged it that way. Ironically, I think DrawingDead had the easiest draw to the Elite 8.And the BunkerWeiss/Trustno1 matchup perplexed me as I don't know who either one is. Although I see Bunker here now (or when I started typing anyway).So I guess turd is 3 for 3 in winning these things, but if you saw the post in the poker crew thread where somebody called him out suspecting that he was gay and looking to find some guys for his own personal pleasure, I think that's fair.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Man, I had a super easy run to the final four. My only tough match was Speedz in the second round, and after I pulled off that upset I just cake-walked until I ran into the brick wall that is Turd.Wang

[Ron_Mexico 4,220]

1.She's nicer than me,2. saner than Idaho, 3.smarter than Andi and 4.sluttier than Lolli?

1. Who isn't? But you are growing on me2. Who isn't? The Runaway Bride calls Idaho crazy3. Anyone who voluntarily goes to Iraq just for some college tuition can't be too bright4. No comment

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

I think that was my favourite part - that his tough draw was...you.yeah, bizzle sucks. i really had my eyes opened by losses to kers and ouch-8s. both pretty solid posters, but i figured i could take them. i guess i'll have to review my current posting strategy and make some changes. maybe call up some youngsters, hire a new coach, or use some obtuse sports analogies.

You're one of my favorites, Danny, for whatever that's worth.

Ironically, I think DrawingDead had the easiest draw to the Elite 8.

Me > Bizzle, AINEC.Although, I've never tried to blindly attack Chris as a person....atleast in this thread.

[Ron_Mexico 4,220]

Say word?4 Color Deck = Money. Tyfgine = Spanish for Summer's Eve.

ok on the 4 color deckDislike Tyfgine=you dead to me.He and I used to date.

Some thoughts on the Chateau De Sexe tourny.I don't know the history of Ron vs. Bizzle, otherwise I might've rigged it that way.

history of Bizzle and I is that he caught me sniffing his game used Speedos in the locker room and called me on it in front of the whole team.He's dead to me, but oh what a glorious musk he generates.

[LadyGrey 6]

1. Who isn't? But you are growing on me2. Who isn't? The Runaway Bride calls Idaho crazy3. Anyone who voluntarily goes to Iraq just for some college tuition can't be too bright4. No comment

This would make an interesting poll, somebody should make it happen. Somebody that isn't me.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

Dislike Tyfgine=you dead to me.

I don't dislike Tyfgine. I can honestly say that I don't ever remember him making a post. But, I'm usually somehow inebriated.