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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'm instantly convinced this is the greatest idea I've ever heard
My only rules would be that Caleb needs to make a note of every thread he posts in, and save any and all outgoing/incoming PMs so I can read them over and over again.That, and don't get me banned.
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so....how did i do?
You were on the other end of the spectrum as CardWarfare. While CW drew a relatively easy path to the Elite 8, you drew a very difficult opponent in the 8/9 matchup and were bounced in the first round. speedz99 proved to be too funny for you to advance. Sorry.
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Clinton didn't accomplish anything? I mean, sure he had a gop controlled congress fighting him every step of the way, but I think creating record growth and record job creation, all while balancing the budget is accomplishing something pretty special.
considering that clinton was one of the most billiant men to ever hold the position and that at heart he is one of the most liberal, I think that it would be fair to say that his reign was a bit of a dissapointment
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No thanks.
listen here fruitcake. Its been a long day, I have no idea what you guys are talking about and who's idea was what. I'm old, fat, tired, confused, and I have to work tonightI got sidetracked, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, me needing attention.Nah, I'm good
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You were almost smash-like in the way you ripped into people for no reason.
No way, we weren't that bad, were we? I think we posted in the Strategy Section alot, but I don't remember us being THAT awfully mean.Wang
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No way, we weren't that bad, were we? I think we posted in the Strategy Section alot, but I don't remember us being THAT awfully mean.Wang
"We?" What are you... gollum?Sincerely,JeffStrat
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listen here fruitcake. Its been a long day, I have no idea what you guys are talking about and who's idea was what. I'm old, fat, tired, confused, and I have to work tonightI got sidetracked, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, me needing attention.Nah, I'm good
Wanna get hitched?
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You were on the other end of the spectrum as CardWarfare. While CW drew a relatively easy path to the Elite 8, you drew a very difficult opponent in the 8/9 matchup and were bounced in the first round. speedz99 proved to be too funny for you to advance. Sorry.
i always did hate him
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I still think he's an alter-ego.
Yeah, there's only about a six people in this forum worth talking to. The rest are clearly alter-egos.[colour=donsholocaustcloak]pre-emptive I am not Shimmering Wang statement[/dammitwrongcloak]
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Yeah, there's only about a six people in this forum worth talking to. The rest are clearly alter-egos.
i wouldn't be surprisedi used to have a male alter ego that was a regular Strat poster. i doubt anyone could ever guess who i was.
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CardWarfare(Unemployed) Degenerate InsomniacMember Group: MembersJoined: October 30th, 2005 Active StatsUser's local time Friday, October 13th, 2006, 5:50 PMTotal Cumulative Posts 8,027( 23 posts per day / 0.56% of total forum posts )Most active in General( 7416 posts / 92% of this member's active posts )Last Active Today, 5:49 PMStatus User is online! (Active in User Control Panel / PM Center)I'm giddy with excitement.

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i wouldn't be surprisedi used to have a male alter ego that was a regular Strat poster. i doubt anyone could ever guess who i was.
insert obvious joke answer hereactually, I can't think of a funny joke, so I typed that response hoping you all would give me the benefit of the doubt.Jokes on Credit
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insert obvious joke answer hereactually, I can't think of a funny joke, so I typed that response hoping you all would give me the benefit of the doubt.Jokes on Credit
you've posted enough funny **** today that i'll give you a free pass on this one
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