I Called In Sick Today

[mk 11]

I could take a guess...It bolsters my confidence in my ideology that a young talented bond-trader (or whatever the fuck it is you do...)- somebody with his finger on the economic pulse of the nation- is a dyed-in-the-wool liberal kinda guy.Wang

heh. i'm pretty much as liberal as they come on social issues, but fiscally pretty conservative. i hate taxes and pork as much as any red-blooded republican. i'd like to think i'm simply not as naive about the privilege i was born into though.

[ajs510 122]

QUESTION:Do people here like Drawing Dead in Des Moines or not?I'm curious as to his reputation in the Sick Thread.Wang

I didn't until he started posting in here and I found out he's not half the douchebag that he acts like in the other forums.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Was Suited up in Corey Lidle's plane? The couch thread is near the bottom of page 2

[renaedawn 1]

QUESTION:Do people here like Drawing Dead in Des Moines or not?I'm curious as to his reputation in the Sick Thread.Wang

He's got a wicked backhand slice.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

edit re: DDinDM. he is a young republican, however, and wang knows how i feel about THEM.

I think your issue with me, Wang, was the same one MK and I had awhile back. I say crazy, outlandish, Michael Saveagesque things, mostly in an effort to rile up the Dems, he shakes his head and smiles, and mumbles, 'Dumb motherfucker' and goes to the next topic. Notice that MK didn't reply to my Nancy Pelosi topic? Heh.. He knows it's bullshit.I don't hate gays, blacks, Jews--err, okay, well I really do hate Jews, except Whiskey and Speedz, but, since that's the Republican stereotype, I feed it back tenfold. I really don't care if two dudes wanna get hitched, but, it seems like a lot of liberals have this idea that if you're a Republican, you gotta be dragging some queer behind your truck. So, I faux-hate gays.I just play out the stereotype in good fun. I love you. And I'm done rambling.

[missIdaho 1]

you aren't being very pleasant. I guess I've alienated all the women on this thread.SUCCESS.Come and get it boys.

you haven't alienated me yet, despite your best attemptsi still adore you

[Shimmering Wang 1]

heh. i'm pretty much as liberal as they come on social issues, but fiscally pretty conservative. i hate taxes and pork as much as any red-blooded republican. i'd like to think i'm simply not as naive about the privilege i was born into though.

I was pretty certain of that, but most fiscal-conservatives (especially those who work in the bling-bling market), in my limited experience at least, tend to led economic concerns override their socially liberal leanings, and just end up voting Republican.My point was that it's confidence-inspiring to see somebody who can actually put his financial well-being (or, in your case degree of financial well-being) aside when he's casting a ballot.Wang

[mk 11]

Was Suited up in Corey Lidle's plane? The couch thread is near the bottom of page 2

it's too earl-- no it isn't.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Was Suited up in Corey Lidle's plane? The couch thread is near the bottom of page 2

As bad as it is, I laughed at this, and I laughed when Turd (or Shake? I'm not sure) suggested that, since the thread was dead, everyone must have been on Corey Lidle's plane.It's times like these that I'm pretty relieved that I don't believe in a God. Wang

[turd ferguson 1]

I had something to add, but I can't think of it, and since the reply screen was open, I figured I'd just start typing.I could probably poop if I wanted to, but I'm gonna wait till I go home.I have exactly 9 more weekends before my Vegas flight leaves.I watched a Real Sex special on HBO last night detailing gay porn and how the guys that "act" in these movies most times aren't gay. They are gay for pay. The next clip was two guys doing 69 to each other, then cut to one guy drilling another guy doggie.Not gay huh? Ooookaaaayyy.They also showed a real hot tranny. I guess it was a tranny. boobs, female face, turns around, huge dong. Why are all trannys hung better than me? Her name started with a V. She was more attractive than the regular tranny. I posed the question "Would I finish if I found out midway through a beej?" Next time, I'm just gonna close the reply screen.

And this, everybody, is why we love Chris. No social filter whatsoever. He just starts rambling about his innermost thoughts with no particular concern for whether or not everyone else will think he's a total nutjob. Everytime you start reading one of his posts you're not sure where it's going to take you. You know you're going to be disturbed by the end of it, but you can't look away. And at the end of every one you find yourself both amused and slightly repulsed, but there's a smile on your face and an erection in your pants. I wouldn't have it any other way. A fucking plus.

[renaedawn 1]

you haven't alienated me yet, despite your best attemptsi still adore you

You always been into abuse? You a cutter too?I keed, I keed.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Is it me, or has this thread been operating at a pretty high level the past few days? I feel like everyone here is playing over his head or something. Wang

[Bizzle 0]

My point was that it's confidence-inspiring to see somebody who can actually put his financial well-being (or, in your case degree of financial well-being) aside when he's casting a ballot.

Wow, you must have been brimming with confidence at all of the Hispanics and poor Southern people that voted Bush into office.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I hate faggy jews

FYP(I was gonna type a horrible slur for jews that rhymes with Kites but I like my jewish brethren too much to risk offending)

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Wow, you must have been brimming with confidence at all of the Hispanics and poor Southern people that voted Bush into office.

Dearest BizHub:Thank you for ruining my day. I want to slit my wrists.If you have any further spirit-crushing one-liners, please direct them to the Truesdale-Anson funeral home in Kalamazoo Michigan.Regards,Derek

FYP(I was gonna type a horrible slur for jews that rhymes with Kites but I like my jewish brethren too much to risk offending)

Instead of taking the risk of offending Jews a lot, you decided to moderately offend both Jews and Gays. (nodding head) I think I'm on board with that. Wang

[missIdaho 1]

You always been into abuse? You a cutter too?I keed, I keed.

i am just beggin for punishment, aren't I?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

you haven't alienated me yet, despite your best attemptsi still adore you

why thanks

And this, everybody, is why we love Chris. No social filter whatsoever. He just starts rambling about his innermost thoughts with no particular concern for whether or not everyone else will think he's a total nutjob. Everytime you start reading one of his posts you're not sure where it's going to take you. You know you're going to be disturbed by the end of it, but you can't look away. And at the end of every one you find yourself both amused and slightly repulsed, but there's a smile on your face and an erection in your pants. I wouldn't have it any other way. A fucking plus.

sadly, this is basically true. I wish a could put a governor on my mind.When I got dumped, the last time, my mind just raced for 20 hours a day.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

Dearest BizHub:Thank you for ruining my day. I want to slit my wrists.If you have any further spirit-crushing one-liners, please direct them to the Truesdale-Anson funeral home in Kalamazoo Michigan.Regards,DerekInstead of taking the risk of offending Jews a lot, you decided to moderately offend both Jews and Gays. (nodding head) I think I'm on board with that. Wang

Well, let's be realistic..Jews aren't really people anyway. So he really only offended gays.

[mk 11]

My point was that it's confidence-inspiring to see somebody who can actually put his financial well-being (or, in your case degree of financial well-being) aside when he's casting a ballot.

I just happen to think the New Dems were right on just about everything. I hart Clinton/Rubin.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Instead of taking the risk of offending Jews a lot, you decided to moderately offend both Jews and Gays. (nodding head) I think I'm on board with that. Wang

fags can't touch me, its not like they keep themselves in great shape or can take any degree of pain or even....Sorry to any gays I've offendedSincerest apologiesWang ChrisI know I can whoop some Jew ass

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Well, let's be realistic..Jews aren't really people anyway. So he really only offended gays.

Open Letter to the Homosexuals:I must apologize. In no way did I mean to suggest that your community is, or ever has been, in some way entwined with the Jewish scourge. We realize that wile you, as super flaming gays, tend to lobby for control of liberal media outlets where your populations are most highly-concentrated, this is where the similarities end.Sincerely,I_jerk_off_into_a_yarmaluke@gmail.comPS- I just learned that the word pronounced "ya-ma-kuh" is actually spelled "yarmaluke."

[SBriand 4]

I had something to add, but I can't think of it, and since the reply screen was open, I figured I'd just start typing.I could probably poop if I wanted to, but I'm gonna wait till I go home.I have exactly 9 more weekends before my Vegas flight leaves.I watched a Real Sex special on HBO last night detailing gay porn and how the guys that "act" in these movies most times aren't gay. They are gay for pay. The next clip was two guys doing 69 to each other, then cut to one guy drilling another guy doggie.Not gay huh? Ooookaaaayyy.They also showed a real hot tranny. I guess it was a tranny. boobs, female face, turns around, huge dong. Why are all trannys hung better than me? Her name started with a V. She was more attractive than the regular tranny. I posed the question "Would I finish if I found out midway through a beej?" Next time, I'm just gonna close the reply screen.

Pornucopia?

[Shimmering Wang 1]

fags can't touch me, its not like they keep themselves in great shape or can take any degree of pain or even....Sorry to any gays I've offendedSincerest apologiesWang ChrisI know I can whoop some Jew ass

Oh man... I wish I'd seen this before I made my LAST post.Dear Derek,Stop being so predictable.Sincerely,Everyone

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Pornucopia?

bingo

[TBG 0]

I liked the FYP.Wang that was absolutely hilarious racial humor. Unfortunately for you im one of those uppity niggas and dont like slang. I'm more of an "Uncle Tom" if you will.