I Called In Sick Today

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Yeah, except for the part about your average Army dude being cuter than the average Army chick (nothing against Andi, she's the exception and will be the first one to tell you so).Sean Young and PJ Soles those girls ain't.

WARNING: another disturbing peek into the weird mind of ChrisI like average looking chicks in porn, maybe an extra couple of pounds, average face, etc. It puts a twinge of reality into it. Don't get me wrong, my favorite are the young looking, super cute, girl next door type chicks, but the very cute, average looking ones are the best. I hate the big fake boobies, bleach blonde hair, too much makeup ones.

[ajs510 122]

WARNING: another disturbing peek into the weird mind of ChrisI like average looking chicks in porn, maybe an extra couple of pounds, average face, etc. It puts a twinge of reality into it. Don't get me wrong, my favorite are the young looking, super cute, girl next door type chicks, but the very cute, average looking ones are the best. I hate the big fake boobies, bleach blonde hair, too much makeup ones.

I like the average, everyday look too, but most of those girls passed through the ugly stick line twice...Case in point, that girl from the Abu Ghraib torture case:

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I like the average, everyday look too, but most of those girls passed through the ugly stick line twice...Case in point, that girl from the Abu Ghraib torture case:

Not that averageshe climbed to the top of the ugly tree, fell and hit every branch on the way down.How did those Iraqi's get hard? Who am I kidding, 12 drinks and that chick is blowing me. Also of note, something I never understand about trashy people. If you know you're gonna be on tv, can't you throw on some nice clothes and comb your hair?Take MK for instance, he wore some nice gray slacks and shirt to match at the WSOP. Thats a handsome man.

[speedz99 145]

WARNING: another disturbing peek into the weird mind of ChrisI like average looking chicks in porn, maybe an extra couple of pounds, average face, etc. It puts a twinge of reality into it. Don't get me wrong, my favorite are the young looking, super cute, girl next door type chicks, but the very cute, average looking ones are the best. I hate the big fake boobies, bleach blonde hair, too much makeup ones.

QFT

[jeff_536 3]

WARNING: another disturbing peek into the weird mind of ChrisI like average looking chicks in porn, maybe an extra couple of pounds, average face, etc. It puts a twinge of reality into it. Don't get me wrong, my favorite are the young looking, super cute, girl next door type chicks, but the very cute, average looking ones are the best. I hate the big fake boobies, bleach blonde hair, too much makeup ones.

Aurora Snow is the tits

Not that averageshe climbed to the top of the ugly tree, fell and hit every branch on the way down.How did those Iraqi's get hard? Who am I kidding, 12 drinks and that chick is blowing me. Also of note, something I never understand about trashy people. If you know you're gonna be on tv, can't you throw on some nice clothes and comb your hair?Take MK for instance, he wore some nice gray slacks and shirt to match at the WSOP. Thats a handsome man.

in the trailer park community she's from, that is nice clothes and combed hair.

[mrdannyg 274]

i'm not a fan of fake ones, but the important part for me is that they at least look innocent and/or seem to be genuinely enjoying themselves.i'm a big fan of the early movies of:jenna haze, teagen presley, tory lane, gauge, aurora snow, etc.edit - jeff knows what i'm talking about. sorry, i looked for pictures of her, but there was nothing i could post.

[Dub2131 0]

WARNING: another disturbing peek into the weird mind of ChrisI like average looking chicks in porn, maybe an extra couple of pounds, average face, etc. It puts a twinge of reality into it. Don't get me wrong, my favorite are the young looking, super cute, girl next door type chicks, but the very cute, average looking ones are the best. I hate the big fake boobies, bleach blonde hair, too much makeup ones.

QFT again, though someone beat me to it.

[ajs510 122]

Kendall, Jenna Haze, Brooke Burns, and Missy Moore.

[mk 11]

Take MK for instance, he wore some nice gray slacks and shirt to match at the WSOP. Thats a handsome man.

That was on a day off; I just wanted to improve my chances of giving JJ a beej.

[mrdannyg 274]

Kendall, uh oh, gotta put some chicks in there

what a fagi shit you not, this is the first result

[Bizzle 0]

Take MK for instance, he wore some nice gray slacks and shirt to match at the WSOP. Thats a handsome man.

Nah, Mike went low-key at the main event. He borrowed a pair of jeans from his chef, and wore a full tilt tshirt and hat. If he had forgotten to take the pipe out of his mouth, he would have blended in.

[ajs510 122]

If I was home right now I'd show you, she's pretty damn cute. Although he's not bad either...

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Aurora Snow is the titsin the trailer park community she's from, that is nice clothes and combed hair.

good call on Aurora. When I'm on the site Danny gave me, its so vast, I forget everything I know and just stare. That will be one to look for tonight. Good call. Now I have plans.

i'm not a fan of fake ones, but the important part for me is that they at least look innocent and/or seem to be genuinely enjoying themselves.i'm a big fan of the early movies of:jenna haze, teagen presley, tory lane, gauge, aurora snow,

hilarious, I couldn't think of that girl Teagen's name. I knew her face and remember her from Howard Stern and the Seymour Butts show on Showtime. Good call. Looks like its gonna be a two or three loader tonight.Someone shoot me.

That was on a day off; I just wanted to improve my chances of giving JJ a beej.

Is that how you got those pics? I'm good with that.

Nah, Mike went low-key at the main event. He borrowed a pair of jeans from his chef, and wore a full tilt tshirt and hat. If he had forgotten to take the pipe out of his mouth, he would have blended in.

classic. Nice work. I pray to god that he does something hilarious when ChrisRhinestone shows up to meet him for beers. Like maybe picks up a smoking jacket and a pipe, has one of his other friends there as a man servent. I know I'd do something over the top just for a story if I was Mike.ohh, Kendall. 4 load night, he's burly

[Ouch-8s 4]

Yeah, I can think of maybe one time that I've really actually tried to get laid. There would be no laidback for me, even if it existed.

Me likey

i'm assuming renae would give in to strat's request to decide who went first with the roll of a D & D 12-sided die.

So good looking and so explanatory.

Hmm, makes you wonder if the rosary is how anal beads really got started.

Well, I didn't before but now I sure will...

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

what a fag

oh btw, EFFING HILARIOUS work in the "I have to live with my roommates g/f" thread.POTY nominee. Top 10 best posts ever.

[jeff_536 3]

good call on Aurora. When I'm on the site Danny gave me, its so vast, I forget everything I know and just stare. That will be one to look for tonight. Good call. Now I have plans.

maybe we could chat on msn...que up one of her clips and watch it at the same time....ummm....or maybe i've said too much.

[ajs510 122]

Anyone ever watch that show Cathouse on HBO? That girl Isabella, I'd take seconds on that.

[mk 11]

oh btw, EFFING HILARIOUS work in the "I have to live with my roommates g/f" thread.POTY nominee. Top 10 best posts ever.

yeah, that was really, really good.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

maybe we could chat on msn...que up one of her clips and watch it at the same time....ummm....or maybe i've said too much.

sounds great, it won't be the first time I've tossed off while chatting on MSN with a couple of male members on this thread. Seriously, remember guys? Don't make me name names.

Anyone ever watch that show Cathouse on HBO? That girl Isabella, I'd take seconds on that.

She's a bit of a porker, crisco style, but good face, good attitude. I like her though.Although, we wouldn't be 2nds. More like 1472nds, which I have no issue with

[ajs510 122]

She's a bit of a porker, crisco style, but good face, good attitude. I like her though.

The imperfections, and the fact that she seems 100% comfortable with them are what I like about her. If I ever decided to run off to a brothel in Vegas, she'd be the one I'd visit.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

The imperfections, and the fact that she seems 100% comfortable with them are what I like about her. If I ever decided to run off to a brothel in Vegas, she'd be the one I'd visit.

100% Agreeementwanna run a deuce on her with me?

[mrdannyg 274]

good call on Aurora. When I'm on the site Danny gave me, its so vast, I forget everything I know and just stare. That will be one to look for tonight. Good call. Now I have plans.hilarious, I couldn't think of that girl Teagen's name. I knew her face and remember her from Howard Stern and the Seymour Butts show on Showtime. Good call. Looks like its gonna be a two or three loader tonight.Someone shoot me.

You gotta be efficient on that site Mex - otherwise in a couple weeks it'll seem like you've seen everything, but you've actually missed plenty. If you can, download clips instead of just watching them. i recommend organizing them by date or title (more options are possible, but these are best), and going through carefully, otherwise you'll miss plenty of good stuff, and run out too fast.I saw the Teagan one where they went bungee-jumping too.

oh btw, EFFING HILARIOUS work in the "I have to live with my roommates g/f" thread.POTY nominee. Top 10 best posts ever.

praise from caeser!edit - and mkyou can all thank renae if i've recently been more funny than annoying, since she's listening to all my whining privately. also for the handjobs. can't thank her enough for those.alright, time to go do some reading. laterz y'all

[Ouch-8s 4]

if i run 2 internal hard drives at different speeds (say, one at 7200 RPM and the other at 10,000 RPM) will that create a conflict, i.e. will the slower one prevent the other one from running at optimum speed?

Spindle speeds? No problem. There are potential theoretical differences if you hook up ATA-100/66/133 devices on the same IDE channel, but they are not going to make a difference in 99% of real world cases. You should hook the HDs onto different IDE channels to maximize transfer speeds between them though. Unless you're using SATA, in which case don't worry about it.

[ajs510 122]

100% Agreeementwanna run a deuce on her with me?

I can't afford my half of what it would cost for her to jump into bed with 550 pounds of East Coast White Boy.

[jeff_536 3]

You gotta be efficient on that site Mex - otherwise in a couple weeks it'll seem like you've seen everything, but you've actually missed plenty. If you can, download clips instead of just watching them. i recommend organizing them by date or title (more options are possible, but these are best), and going through carefully, otherwise you'll miss plenty of good stuff, and run out too fast.I saw the Teagan one where they went bungee-jumping too.praise from caeser!edit - and mkyou can all thank renae if i've recently been more funny than annoying, since she's listening to all my whining privately. also for the handjobs. can't thank her enough for those.alright, time to go do some reading. laterz y'all

mail all links and incriminating pictures to jeff_536@hotmail.comthanks.