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agreed. turbo $3 + 0.40 PLO/8 S & G if anyone wants:#32723837edit2 - started a $15+1, oooooh. i think this is my biggest ever tourney buy-in (except the one $25 live one).edit - oops, started already. anyone who wants to rail me is welcome. oh, and feel free to come watch me play.:rimshot:
GL sir.FT of the 6 max PLHE. No big name pros though.
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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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tp/mm time:Dealer: jdawkins21 wins the tournament - congratulations!goddamn - too bad I blew 2/3 of my profits playing a $16 one. woot!
Congratulations! Now let me beat the hell out of you in a LHE heads up match.
An "Are Asians white?" thread...Really? Am I actually seeing this?
Well? Aren't they?
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Congratulations! Now let me beat the hell out of you in a LHE heads up match.Well? Aren't they?
ARE YOU SHOwering as well? PEOPEL IN in the here are showeirng? why are you wshoewirng? it's f'n gameday? you muther fuk.ckerss are showering on gameday
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ARE YOU SHOwering as well? PEOPEL IN in the here are showeirng? why are you wshoewirng? it's f'n gameday? you muther fuk.ckerss are showering on gameday
I love how he just hit the first reply button he could find. When I turn 21, expect a lot of this from me.
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I love how he just hit the first reply button he could find. When I turn 21, expect a lot of this from me.
\why watit till ur21??????????? i'm ont 21 but idon't drink either, i also didn't steal sutff from the sororitys next door t0ponite either
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Well, I found this interesting (apologies if it's already been posted and I missed it): Dustin "Screech Powers" Diamond is desperately broke. So he's decided to sell a sex tape of himself. The "highlight" of the film is a Dirty Sanchez. The title? Drumroll.........Saved by the Smell.Snoop Doggy Dogg was neither snoop nor dog. Discuss.

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I'll be down there for a couple days for training in mid-october. Just throwin that out there. Any Chicagoan can take it...or they can just throw it right back.
You know I'm down. Witold, let's make it a sick gathering.
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You know I'm down. Witold, let's make it a sick gathering.
It's a Wednesday and Thursday, Oct 11-12. I have to get back home in one piece so nothing too crazy. But if there is a fine establishment nearby to serve me the wrong bottle of wine 3 times I am in.
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ok, question for you computer types. bizzle is unresponsive to im's and jeff won't wake up for another 4 hours. if i run 2 internal hard drives at different speeds (say, one at 7200 RPM and the other at 10,000 RPM) will that create a conflict, i.e. will the slower one prevent the other one from running at optimum speed?

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ok, question for you computer types. bizzle is unresponsive to im's and jeff won't wake up for another 4 hours. if i run 2 internal hard drives at different speeds (say, one at 7200 RPM and the other at 10,000 RPM) will that create a conflict, i.e. will the slower one prevent the other one from running at optimum speed?
I can't see why the speed differential would matter at all, since the two hard drives don't depend on each other to do their individual jobs. You're never going to get two pieces of hardware running at *exactly* the same speed, so I can't imagine it would make a difference. I'm sure someone else will have a better answer for you.
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Yawn. Good morning. I feel hungover but I didn't drink last night, and my body feels like I got the crap beat out of me by a sledgehammer.
Go spend some of his money, get yourself a massage. You'll feel better.
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Meh, you really probably should do some Missionary work.[Color#FFFFFFFFFFF]Start on my bed in Ann Arbor[Washardlyseriousbutamnowseriouslyhard]
this kid is catching on
Yawn. Good morning. I feel hungover but I didn't drink last night, and my body feels like I got the crap beat out of me by my husband for bogarting all the blow....again.
you make it too easy
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was about to post "too easy". hart. i am biting the shit out of a delicious omelette right now.
Thanks for making me hungrier (no matter how I spell that word, it looks wrong). I can still make Burger King's cutoff if I hurry...
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Yeah, yeah.I had a really weird dream last night that I was a teenager again and my mom tried to ground me and take away my cell phone because I sneaked out the bathroom window to have sex with my boyfriend in the back of his 1987 Camaro RS and do some blow.What the hell does that mean?
FYP & all I know is that when you were a teenager, cell phones barely existed. and teenagers certainly didn't have them. I should know, I'm 2 years older than you.
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Uhhh, I'm not paying you to swallow my husband, what the two of you do is between you guys.
Can you at least tell him to lay off the Indian food? I'm tired of the yellow curry throat burn.
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Ok, thats just disgusting. Thank you for ruining my breakfast of Cheez-its.
That breakfast pretty much ruins itself, doesn't it? You should get the Cheez-it Twist thingys, they're pretty goot.
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