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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I've got no Qualms with you wearing socks, though a minimum of 4 must be worn at all times. And none of that 'wearing 2 on each foot' shnizz.
:shiver face:Where will you be wearing that odd sock, Ben?Also, ATHF is still the funniest thing on Adult Swim in case anyone was wondering.
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For some reason, my flaming of idiots in General has gotten more and more cruel over the past few months. I blame it on DDIDM.. Not sure why, but he's often spotted tearing people apart in there, so he's the obvious scapegoat.

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Leaving your door unlocked means you should expect people to come in and masturbate on you?
I thought this was understood. Here's a tip people. If you canoeing, plan ahead. And don't do it ridiculously hungover. There's a very good chance you could still be on the river at 8 oclock at night in the dark. Which is not fun.Balls I'm tired.
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3 members are celebrating their birthday todayairmcnair8888(18), Allie(44), mk(26)Happy Birthday MK
Thanks for noticing, Lori and thanks everyone else for the e-slobjobs. It was a good weekend. I got really, really fucked up on Saturday night. Most of the night post-11 p.m. or so is a total blur. But I know that I bumped into this girl I knew from high school who grew up down the street from me. I'm sure I made a fair number of lascivious comments. I have old balls. Drake - avatar. wtf. Pete - gg. my plan to play satellites sunday morning went way off course with the third or fourth shot of jameson saturday night. watched strasser destroy people for a while. dude is such a beast. Lori - hot tub pics, go on... Chicago Chris, lefty - Bears pwn. even when they play like poo. NC - looks like you had a fun Horseament. coolers all over town. everyone else, good morning, hope your weekends were sweet.
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I thought this was understood. Here's a tip people. If you canoeing, plan ahead. And don't do it ridiculously hungover. There's a very good chance you could still be on the river at 8 oclock at night in the dark. Which is not fun.Balls I'm tired.
Real men kayak.
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strategy, kudos on the sig. not nearly enough people know that book.I drank enough this weekend to kill a small pony. As a result, I'm "working at home" today. By now my employers have to have realized this is the worst french benefit they've ever offered.

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I'm watching a movie on Lifetime about a cheerleader from Kansas who moves to LA when she turns 18 and becomes a porn star addicted to coke. I'm considering legal action for copyright infringement. Nobody steals my life story and gets away with it. NOBODY.
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OK, Whiskey, here's your punishment.312696.jpeg for your avatarTitle: Manningham for HeismanSig: Well, there's always Wisconsin Basketball season.
We're better at Hockey. Have you seen how white Wisconsin is?Twas a good game....kept it close for longer than I expected, but we didn't get ahead when he had the opportunity, and you guys are too strong this year. Just stay undefeated and beat OSU, please. I really hate OSU.
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We're better at Hockey. Have you seen how white Wisconsin is?Twas a good game....kept it close for longer than I expected, but we didn't get ahead when he had the opportunity, and you guys are too strong this year. Just stay undefeated and beat OSU, please. I really hate OSU.
He should've thrown something in your sig about Ann Arbor being a classy lady you want to wine and dine (or something, I didn't work out the kinks) since you're always calling her a whore.Thats just me
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He should've thrown something in your sig about Ann Arbor being a classy lady you want to wine and dine (or something, I didn't work out the kinks) since you're always calling her a whore.Thats just me
Yeah...he shoulda thought about something like that, but he's still learning. He's doing quite well, though.[notgoingdownwithoutafighFFFFFFFF#]I might have taken a bit of liberty with my location but don't tell Zim[/hiddenmessagetoron]
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Yeah...he shoulda thought about something like that, but he's still learning. He's doing quite well, though.[notgoingdownwithoutafighFFFFFFFF#]I might have taken a bit of liberty with my location but don't tell Zim[/hiddenmessagetoron]
Meh, that's fine. Ann Arbor is at least a high class whore. You know, one of those ones you have to call and order, not the ones with 3 teeth on the street corner festering with diseases and you're sure it's a dude but you'll take a blowjob from the whore anyways cause you're desperate and it's only 5 bucks and your wallet isn't exactly big because you're smug and spending money on crack because you take work too seriously even when in Vegas instead of doing what everyone else in this thread would do and have a sex party involving 8 men, a donkey, red tape, a ball gag, a pool cue, and more dildos than the Hustler Store.Man, that escalated quickly.
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Meh, that's fine. Ann Arbor is at least a high class whore. You know, one of those ones you have to call and order, not the ones with 3 teeth on the street corner festering with diseases and you're sure it's a dude but you'll take a blowjob from the whore anyways cause you're desperate and it's only 5 bucks and your wallet isn't exactly big because you're smug and spending money on crack because you take work too seriously even when in Vegas instead of doing what everyone else in this thread would do and have a sex party involving 8 men, a donkey, red tape, a ball gag, a pool cue, and more dildos than the Hustler Store.Man, that escalated quickly.
You make the Zimmer of one year ago look like a boyscout.
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the porn star savannah killed herself?
Wouldn't you if you were a rich famous porn star and the only celebrity sexing you could get was from Billy Sheehan, Pauly Shore, and Gregg Allman?Yeah, she shot herself in her garage after a car accident screwed up her face.
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