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Absolutely the most true thing you've ever said.I had someone try to bum a cigarette from me today, they said "Newports? Nah man nevermind" and walked away.
I thought you were white?
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I thought you were white?
NopeIm the token black guy- but my best friends white so people cant call me a racistWhats a nubian?
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I thought you were white?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Had so much potentialActually the reason I smoke newports actually stems from my time in the army/iraq and is fully traceable to my surroundings at that time.
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freakin excited about the UFC tonight. I love this stuff. and I'm gonna get drruuuunk.
Tito vs lidell got signed for december 30th. I'm also looking foraward to tonight. Penn-Hughes shbould be mad good
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Tito vs lidell got signed for december 30th. I'm also looking foraward to tonight. Penn-Hughes shbould be mad good
oh shit, when did this happen? I mean it was pretty obvious when Ortiz came in the ring after the Babalu/Liddell match, but now its official? friggin sweet.Yeah, I think the undercards are gonna be pretty good. Usually the undercards are better fights. Especially the little guys. Little guys fight till they're burger. (name that movie?)
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I had someone try to bum a cigarette from me today, they said "Newports? Nah man nevermind" and walked away.
That's why I love Newports, I never have to worry about my friends bumming off me. I've actually been told "Man, I gotta go get smokes...I was going to just bum all night then remembered you smoked Newports."
I thought you were white?
As my friends say, a milion brothers can't be wrong.In other news, jager bombs and irish car bombs are the devil. I've already had to use the "my drunk buddy took my phone and sent text messages without me knowing" excuse today. Twice.
Little guys fight till they're burger. (name that movie?)
Fight Club
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In other news, jager bombs and irish car bombs are the devil. I've already had to use the "my drunk buddy took my phone and sent text messages without me knowing" excuse today. Twice.
wow. you fit in here quickly. well done.
Fight Club
damn yeah
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oh shit, when did this happen? I mean it was pretty obvious when Ortiz came in the ring after the Babalu/Liddell match, but now its official? friggin sweet.Yeah, I think the undercards are gonna be pretty good. Usually the undercards are better fights. Especially the little guys. Little guys fight till they're burger. (name that movie?)
tito/Lidell II was offically annouced this morning, at least according to mmanews.com, though it had been expected for awhile
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oops. i probably should've mentioned he had pocket 6's. that is not 'always' a bad play by any means.i am happy to be of service, but probably best done by PM.
Danny is my new hero. That is all
I thought you were white?
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Sounds like a pretty good idea, actually. Do you really want to try it?I'm thinking me, Ron, Bizzle, MK, you, Turd, speedz, misterB, I guess whoever else wants to? Say, $5 apiece for a big pool, hottest one wins?... Do they even have a hotornot site for guys?
Count me in, I'm easily better looking than all of you, except maybe speedz who I haven't seen a picture of. I imagine him looking a bit like this guy though:s2_justin.jpgBut maybe a little more Jewish.
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Count me in, I'm easily better looking than all of you
Prove it.Is that bleedblue in your avatar?Outstanding. Since you posted his pic, can he post yours?
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I don't think it'd work with a girl in the competition.But then again, you are British, so we'd probably all beat you.
Austin use this :handing floss and toothpaste:Ok I get it, I have bad teeth(im just thinking of Liz Hurley in that costume)
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Prove it.Is that bleedblue in your avatar?Outstanding. Since you posted his pic, can he post yours?
Good looking.
I don't think it'd work with a girl in the competition.But then again, you are British, so we'd probably all beat you.
Even better looking.
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Prove it.Is that bleedblue in your avatar?Outstanding. Since you posted his pic, can he post yours?
I've posted a picture before, my appearance is hardly a big secret. So basically that's a hell no.
I don't think it'd work with a girl in the competition.But then again, you are British, so we'd probably all beat you.
For the 5 billionth time I have great teeth. And I'm cute too. If you guys are really going to do this I think I can already predict the results, but really it depends a lot on picture choice so I guess I would effectively just be rating you all on my own personal preference.
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I have no way to do it anyways. I don't have a digital camera.And as you all know, I'm ridiculously lazy, so finding one is near impossible.

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to sickies with a piece of me, I'm at table 152 in the HORSE. 2500 starting chips, I'm at 3325 a few hands into level 2
Indeed. Have a great time Mister Razz
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I have no way to do it anyways. I don't have a digital camera.And as you all know, I'm ridiculously lazy, so finding one is near impossible.
Come to think about it all I know about you is that your name is Andrew, and I may even be wrong about that. I have this vague impression that you are 30 and married but I think I made that up. So tell me a bit about yourself; whats your star sign? Do you enjoy candlelit dinners and walks on the beach? You know, the vital information.
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